Jokes about the Internet

The youngest daughter of Creationism and Evolutionism asked her mother: "You say humans were created by God, but daddy said humans evolved from apes. Isn't this a contradiction?"

The mother said to her daughter: "Baby, there is actually no contradiction at all. To put it simply, my mother's family was created by God, and your father's family was transformed from apes."

The husband was driving out. My wife is listening to the radio at home.

Hearing a report, the wife quickly picked up the phone: "Husband, I just heard on the radio that there is a car driving the wrong way on the highway. You must be careful!"

Husband: "Where is that one? I see hundreds of cars going the wrong way!"

At noon, my husband stared at me carefully for a long time and said, "Don't do housework. A woman can never be beautiful.”

He came back late in the evening, so I had no choice but to cook.

After my husband took a bite of food, he looked at me carefully for a long time and said: "Women who do housework are always beautiful, but you are an exception."

Then I went on strike. .

A child wrote:

The weather is nice today. I am driving the Rolls-Royce that my husband gave me for our anniversary, wearing a three-carat diamond ring and a ruby ??necklace around my neck. Take your kids to the Forest Park to play. Suddenly, a homeless old lady with a foul odor and a dirty face rushed out on the road. sky! She is actually my Chinese teacher!

Teacher’s comment: This week you have to stand in class.

The office is discussing which is more important, wife or friends.

A male colleague said loudly: "Of course friends are important! Friends are like limbs, can limbs be broken? Women are like clothes, clothes can be changed!"

Coincidentally, his girlfriend just arrived The visiting class happened to meet him at the door.

The male colleague immediately turned around and said: "Today is different from the past. Nowadays, you only see people with severed arms and legs on the street. Have you ever seen anyone without clothes?"