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The "fancy slogan" counselors on the door of the university dormitory are all question marks. Freshman: What do you think?
So these college students will put up slogans at the entrance of the dormitory to warn those "unruly people"
Next, let's look at the charm of these wonderful "slogans"!
The "fancy slogan" on the door of the university dormitory, and the counselor's face is full of question marks, which has benefited the freshmen a lot.
1)360-degree slogan without dead ends
Interest index: ★★★
A while ago, a counselor brought freshmen to the dormitory to check their sleep. When they went to one of the dormitories, they saw a sign posted at the door.
Counselors, after all, are not students and don't understand the "prostitution" incident in the dormitory, so they are faced with a question mark after seeing the slogan, and freshmen who have just moved into the dormitory are sure to be "tortured", so they explain:
"Teacher, you didn't expect it! I was harassed by some off-campus people and seniors as soon as I moved into the dormitory. They either send us a bill or let us sign up for a certificate course. Really annoying. "
After listening to the freshman's explanation, the counselor suddenly realized that the freshman took photos and passed them to their class after seeing the senior's slogan, and said to himself:
"Educated!"
On the other hand, this slogan still lacks a dead angle, that is, people from the student union will come to check the hygiene and sleep, and should be labeled as "Stop the student union", which is more perfect.
2) Game Crazy Slogan
Interest index: ★★★★☆.
For boys, college life is their happiest game life. Whether it's DNF, LOL or eating chicken, they don't like being disturbed during the game.
Therefore, once salespeople ignore the slogan of "game fanaticism", they may suffer losses. If these people interrupt the five kills of Game Mad, the consequences will be even more unimaginable.
3) "pandaren" cartoon slogan
Interesting degree: ★★★★★
"pandaren", as the "bearer" of the expression pack, has brought us too much joy and frightened too many people!
Look at this slogan, the expression of "pandaren" is very dignified, and people who shout leaflets will face "mass annihilation" as soon as they come in.
In the middle of the slogan, a dog was left on the roof of the house, and the people in the dormitory kept fighting. The grave grass below is also very vivid.
The picture in the upper left corner is also scary, and the "clear sky and day" in the upper right corner means fairness and freedom. Too confident!
4) Slogan "Screaming Chicken"
Interest: ★★★★★☆.
Students in dormitory 43 143 are also very creative. They specially hung a "Screaming Chicken" from ipartment at the door, which can deal not only with salesmen, but also with rude students.
In dormitory life, many students in other dormitories like to push the door directly, and "screaming chicken" can put an end to this situation.
If they want to "steal chickens", they will be "decisive" immediately after being discovered.
5) "Warning" slogan
Interest: ★★★★
This colorful slogan should be customized by students going to the store, which shows that it is intentional! Behind the door stood a salesman selling small advertisements, and there was a classmate with a knife in the door. I believe that no one will enter at will after seeing it.
6) "Business" slogan
Interest: ★★★★☆.
The students in this dormitory are very business-minded. The slogan not only stated the reasons for refusing to sell, but also blatantly posted advertisements.
People who want to sell are afraid that their things will not be sold, but they will spend money!
Each of these slogans at the entrance of the university dormitory has a bright spot. How many times can you hold back your laughter?
Soul torture: Why do college students put up "fancy slogans" at the door?
In fact, the most important thing for college students to put up "slogans" at the door is to prevent salesmen from entering.
These salesmen either sell part-time jobs or introduce training courses for driving test and grading test to seek benefits from them.
College students are not children anymore. If they want to report to class, they will naturally take the initiative. In their hearts, they hate these salesmen who come to the door on their own initiative.
In addition, posting "overbearing slogans" at the door is also to give counselors and students a scare.
These students don't like counselors and students to inquire, so they put up slogans at the door and attack them mentally. Although they can't be stopped, they can also win psychologically.
Finally, in order to attract others' attention and add attention and charm to their dormitory, students make such interesting slogans.
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