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Looking for a translation from a Japanese expert

01.What's your name?

Why is it in English? (wry smile), my name is, きくこいのうえ.

02.How old are you?

I am seventeen. Ah, but this is not enough, I want to try to say "fluctuating 17 years old" in English. (ps: I can’t understand the following sentence, Japanese English...)

03. Get yourself a promotional slogan

Invisible 17 years old (this... I don’t know if that’s the translation, but it’s more or less...)

04. What’s the thing that makes you happiest?

I was told, “I’ve seen your work~”, or someone at an event said, “It’s very interesting.” Many of them made me very happy. It was really hard to choose.

05. What good thing have you done recently?

It doesn’t seem to be the case... (wry smile)

06. What’s the most recent failure?

I fell down beautifully on the stairs of the station. I was thinking, "It's so embarrassing~" while pretending to be fine and trying to walk away, but I was stopped by the person behind me. It turned out to be My wallet fell out of my bag. Fortunately, the person was kind enough to pick it up and return it to me, otherwise it would have been a tragedy~

07. Is there anything you started doing recently?

Before going to bed, recall all the happy things you experienced today. The sesame cakes you ate today were smeared with a lot of butter. No matter how small the happiness was, recall all the happy things. Then, with a happy smile, I feel like I'm falling asleep~

08. What is the required course every day?

Exercise the lower abdomen~ People do exercise every day, even while sitting in a chair

09. What is the secret to youthfulness?

"17 years old!"

"Huh? 17 years old?"

I was thinking about this conversation in my mind, and at the same time I felt that it seemed that I was so young. Some connections. I think thoughts have energy, and your thoughts will have an effect on your body. If you think "no, no, no", then you really won't be able to. If you think, "absolutely no problem", maybe you can become younger. La.

10. What do you want most now?

Intelligence ~ I want to learn more general knowledge.

11. What food are you obsessed with recently?

Seaweed salad~ I already like salad, because seaweed is very good for the body, so I especially like seaweed salad~

12. The moment in the day when you feel happy is ?

There are several times a day, because whether you are happy or not depends entirely on yourself. There is nothing simpler than this. As long as you think that you are happy, won’t you become happy? , anyway, you won’t feel troublesome if you are too happy

13. Is there anything that makes you sad and depressed?

When I tried to open the opening of the changing bag with my hands, I couldn’t open it at all. Because I have to open it to the zipper, I can only use scissors recently... But, is this sad and depressing?

14. Is there any convenient tool you would like to recommend to others?

The Leather Handbags and the Rubber Handbags can be put in one piece, so it is very convenient to take away items such as Bagels. (PS: I don’t know a few words, so I don’t know if the translation is accurate)

15. Are there any useful books you would like to recommend?

I really like Mother Teresa’s books. There are many articles I particularly like in them. I copy them into my notebook and carry them with me everywhere.

16. Are there any good places you would like to recommend?

There are benches in the park near my home, the beach, flower gardens, and recording studios are also very good. There are countless of them.

PS: I am exhausted just typing...