Ask Zhou Libo to show his lines ~

1. Dear audience friends, you spent a lot of money.

2. Thank you! I feel very honored that so many of you have come to see me today. ...

3. Every time Allah can see Premier Wen at the old farmer's house on TV, he always picks the dirtiest person to shake hands (and then Zhou Libo makes Premier Wen's statement): "Allah is late!"

Everyone thinks they are stock gods, and even the aunt who sells onions in the small market says, "I have news!" " "

A person should have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, if you know the law, you won't break the law, which is a waste.

6. (Maglev) A large sum of money,100 billion, solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers. (ironic enough)

7. At this time, Maijing should not be too strange! I went to my classmate's house and his mother made me a cup of malt extract. It was amazing! At that time, I gave the children malt extract! But I picked it up and looked at it. I'm dying. How can I get the opposite picture? Just put a few fucking (malted milk essence)! She thinks it's chicken essence! Also inserted a chopstick to call me: adjust a tune, adjust a tune! It was still a little confusing (turbid), very clear (very clear)! !

At the beginning of 8.08, the Prime Minister said: 2008 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened before the Prime Minister said this. As soon as the Prime Minister's voice fell, everything happened. Do you take the train, cheat, celebrate the New Year, snowstorm, sit at home, earthquake?

9. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can be no experts in the stock market! The stock market has only losers and winners.

10. (Speaking of classmates' fathers)

Bai Bai (Uncle): Funny, do you want to hear the battle story of Bai Bai (Uncle)? Want to hear how Bai Bai (uncle) became a monitor?

Libo: Bai Bai (Uncle), I want to hear it!

Bai Bai (Uncle): At that time, I was a soldier in the sharp knife class of Allah (us). Allah's sharp knife class is always the first to fight. The enemy lost a shell, and everyone next to me fell, but I didn't.

Li Bo: Then what?

Bai Bai (Uncle): Then I became the monitor.

Li Bo: I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.

Bai Bai (uncle): platoon leader, this is really old (poor)! I was chasing the enemy in Fujian with our sharp knife squad and sharp knife platoon. Alachong was in the front, the enemy fought while retreating, and the people next to him fell one by one. When I rushed to the end, I was left alone. At this time. Six enemies fled to a temple in front and locked the door. Only then did I see that swearing was wrong. Where is my gun? I only had two grenades on me, so I pulled the lid off, took the lead, kicked the door open and shouted, I'm not alive!

Li Bo: Then what?

Bai Bai (Uncle): Later I became a platoon leader ...

Li Bo: .............................................................................................................................................................................

Bai Bai (Uncle): This is really sad! At that time, I went to war with Allah's sharp knife platoon, and Allah occupied a commanding height. Allah is connected with the sharp knife, as long as we wait for the general attack, as long as Allah does not let the flag fall. A burst of crazy shooting, the flag fell and the comrades picked it up. With a bang, his comrade-in-arms fell down and one rushed up to help him up. At last, I saw that I was the only one left. I think I am going to die this time. But I died gloriously for the revolution! I left my comrades in arms for nothing! So I rushed up to raise the flag and shouted, "* *! I am ready to die! " The enemy surrendered as a result.

1 1. Yu-Ching Fei, I did the math for him. Every time I have a good concert in Shanghai, I run away the next day. He doesn't spend money in Shanghai, which is not good for our GDP in Shanghai!

12. You must tolerate my ignorance like your leader. I'm not saying that a leader must be ignorant. The basis of ignorance is leadership. This sentence is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? If a leader is stupid, he is called great wisdom!

13. I am very careful. I found that in swimming pools, especially female compatriots, the angle of these swimming trunks averaged 20 degrees for five years.

14. When I was a child, my mother hit me with slippers, which was too much. I basically know her routines by heart, and I can block them with my hands. Later, my mother's technology was innovated. She hit me with two slippers, one for faking. I played like a zebra. The female students at school saw the footprints on my face and said, "Oh, Zhou Libo, your mother bought new slippers again."

15. Are we more and more tolerant of the public mentality now? At least now we also admit that Chris Lee is a woman!

16. There is a text called Mulan Joining the Army. I was killed at that time. I don't believe Mulan will join the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know it until I met Chris Lee. Oh! This is technically feasible!

17. The last time I opened it from my computer, I saw a poster of Chris Lee, which was beautiful and hungry. The little girl was hungry in the sun! The following is a slogan of the family planning commission, called: it is the same for boys and girls.

18 ... people in the cultural and artistic circles, I have come to a conclusion that people with ugly faces are generally strong. Zhang Yimou's face is ugly. Wow? Absolutely hungry! You said he was beautiful and belonged to your problem class! Zhang Yimou's face was as hungry as a kitchen knife! And it is an unopened kitchen knife! Xiaogang Feng, with his face, if I met him in the alley at 9: 30 in the evening, Xiaogang Feng would come over like this. I didn't want him to do it, so I just gave him my wallet. Liu Huan for so many years, I have never found his neck. Be tolerant of artists.