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I refuse second-hand love.

A true friend is someone who waits for the dawn with you in the darkest hour.

Second, the best response to life is to live well, life is so charming ~

If I can meet you before her, will the ending be different?

You told her all the wonderful things. I only know lies.

The background is not hard, but don't touch it.

Six, in fact, a person is also quite good, no worries, no ties, just a little lonely.

Seven, wine, drinking half drunk is good, drinking too much drunk. Love is still half true, and if you love too much, your heart will be broken.

Eight, I refuse second-hand love.

Nine, in fact, there is always a group of people, in fact, whether it is male or female. We all spent the most precious time together, talking and laughing, and that time was a lifetime wipe.

I'm not jealous anymore. I am tired. You can go with whoever you like.

When a person tells you that I love you all my life, the result is definitely a slap in the face.

Twelve, I bear this old injury, but I am desperately chasing the sun.

Thirteen, meet after placement and don't say hello to the dead! ! !

14. Those who can't remember the past are doomed to repeat the same mistakes.

I want my shadow to shine, but the street lamp is very dark.

Sixteen, if you are sad, try to look up at the sky, it is so big, it will certainly accommodate all your grievances.

17. Love is an encounter, but it is unpredictable.

Don't make any promises to me easily, I'm afraid I'll take them seriously.

Nineteen, in your eyes, I have too many shortcomings to see, and I like you very much.

Twenty, a madman gave up a fool for a liar.

Are you hot? Then think about the person you like, and your heart will be cold when you think about it.

Twenty-two, the ugliest girls and boys in the class are called class flowers and grass by classmates, and there is wood in your class.

Twenty-three, too lazy to understand a world I don't love.

Many people come to your world just to teach you a lesson. Turn around and go! !

Twenty-five, I am afraid that the unspeakable love will become a blank after the fireworks. Thinking of waiting alone on a rainy day, I don't have the courage to confess.

Twenty-six, that kind of garbage when I love him, I will treat it as a treasure. You can take it away if you like. What do I care about you?

Twenty-seven, not keeping, is called youth. If you don't explain, you are calm. True love is that you don't let go. Imperfection is life.

I hate thinking about myself like this.

Niu B's personality phrase-Lost and found is always second-hand.

Mother said: Not necessarily an angel with wings, but Lei Zhenzi.

I want to eat when I am unhappy. When I eat, I get fat. When I get fat, I am unhappy.

There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friend list like dead people, occasionally cheating the body and changing the epitaph from time to time.

All the questions in the world can be answered with "none of your business" and "none of my business". Suddenly I feel so busy.

Life is like playing a game. The longer you play, the higher your experience.

When cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat."

My name is Yu, and my nickname is Runtu.

I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

Once I was in the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but when I denied it, they hit me and called me hypocritical.

A guide led the crowd to drink, raised his glass and shouted, let's die together!

Two flies are eating shit. The female fly asked the male fly: Husband? Why eat shit every day? The male fly said, I'm eating. Don't say those disgusting words.

Yesterday, my classmates farted when they left the dormitory door. The man asked him, why don't you go out to play? He said: Leave the warmth to the dormitory.

Behind a successful man stands a woman forever, and behind a rich woman stands a group of men forever.

I sent my heart to the wrong address. Would you please give it back to me now?

Miss, I'm sorry, this man is mine. Please take care of your thighs and sexual desire.

Winter vacation homework: You write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading. .

Wandering the streets, asking about the whereabouts of happiness ~

I once passed by your heart, not because I didn't want to stay, but because you refused to take me in.

You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

The chances of finding true love these days are almost the same as those of being struck by lightning.

The most painful thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

You are so beautiful that countless heroes died in the game.

I wanted to turn around luxuriously, but I ran into the wall luxuriantly.

Wishes are made, not realized.

According to the law, men can get married at the age of 23, but 18 can be a soldier. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; Second, it is more difficult to live than to fight; Third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom. . .

It was love at first sight. Not love, but face. . .

Did you get vomited three times after you were born, but only got caught twice?

Some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

I don't hate you, but I can't see anything I like from you!

You said I walked too slowly, okay, I won't go, you carry me!

You said I was too fat. How can I be fat without you as a foil?

Know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

Just now, a MM called me: "Come to my house, no one!" "Excited to run away! ! ! I knocked on the door for a long time and found that there was really no one.

When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

What kind of TV do we watch? Finally, the hero and heroine get married, and TV is over. What does this mean? Explanation: It's over as soon as you get married.

Lost and found things. Always used-#.

In this weather, steam in the dormitory, dry-cook in bed, teppanyaki on the mat, barbecue outside, swim and boil, and return to the pot at night! ! !

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become a classic B guide.

I like exams so much that I basically take them twice in every course.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

I am so pure that you almost ruined me.

Secondhand smoke slogan

1, my health is my decision, and I refuse to dance with secondhand smoke.

2, candles, burning yourself to illuminate others, cigarettes, burning yourself, hurting all beings.

3. Cherish life and stay away from cigarettes.

4. Health dies with smoke. How many lives can you start over?

5. For the sake of health, family and yourself, refuse to smoke.

6. Stay away from tobacco and refuse to smoke the first cigarette; Purify the air and protect the environment.

7. When you light a cigarette, you also light the fuse of death.

8. For the health of you and others, please put out your cigarettes.

9. Abandon the bad habit of smoking and create a new healthy trend.

10, stay away from tobacco and refuse to smoke the first cigarette to purify the air and protect the environment.

1 1, a small cigarette is harmful; Smoke less and be healthy every day.

12, please don't smoke for your lover and children.

13, hazy smoke, cold lungs, nicotine can never come back.

14, born, died of smoke; Disease is accompanied by smoke.

15, please leave matches for birthday candles, not cigarettes.

16, no haze and no harm.

17, it is said that men who smoke are handsome enough, so how harmful is cigarettes?

18, we don't want smog in the room. Please throw away your cigarettes and make the building fresh.

19. The hospital should become a pure land where smoking is completely banned.

20. Create smoke-free units and create a harmonious, civilized and healthy living environment.

2 1, don't smoke, let the lungs clear.

22. Burn cigarettes, consume life, stay away from cigarettes, and be healthy.

23. People are fresh, please throw away your cigarettes.

24. Refuse to smoke-form a good habit for yourself and leave a good environment for others.

25, misty, disturbing yourself and disturbing others, protecting yourself and protecting him is for everyone.

26. Reject second-hand smoke, dilute the smoke and put it out.

27. When smoking, please cherish your lungs and other people's respiratory tract.

28. Create smoke-free hospitals and create a harmonious, civilized and healthy medical environment.

29. Cherish life and advocate civilized life; Love life and form good habits.

30. Make your lungs clearer.

3 1, light your cigarette in the non-smoking area, and the boat of friendship will turn over as soon as it says.

32, everyone to participate in tobacco control activities, * * * to create a healthy smoke-free environment.

33. A smoke-free world is fresh.

34, refreshing may wish to tea; Trouble is not as good as friends; If you smoke, why bother?

35. There are no birds in a hundred mountains, and there are no footprints in a thousand paths. In smoking, everything disappears.

36. A small cigarette is harmful.

To love you and your loved ones, please don't smoke.

For the health of women and children, please don't smoke.

39. Stay away from tobacco, advocate health and care for the environment.

40. Less suffocating smog and more fresh air.

4 1, light your cigarette, pollute the air and endanger people's lives. Where is your conscience?

Slogan of second-hand house sales shop

1, it is our aim to satisfy you, and it is our commitment to reassure you!

2. Help you find a warm home.

3, bought, sit back and relax! Sell, the future is bright!

4. Integrity is our bottom line, and win-win is our highlight.

5, happy transit, unlimited future.

6, we serve you with sincerity and love, let us build for you.

7. Cooperate because of interests, and win-win because of cooperation.

8. Our sincere service will bring you comfortable housing and make your life worry-free!

9, full service, fast and honest.

10, home, the harbor of life, help you find your harbor with your heart.

1 1, galloping all over the world, believing in thousands of things.

12, I want to buy a second-hand house, and Chixin helps me.

13. Focus on second-hand real estate and maintain first-class reputation.

14, Ilyi, you belong to me, today you belong to me, and the future belongs to me!

15, as long as you are willing, we will make you satisfied!

16, drifting is not the best choice, warmth and comfort are at this moment.

17, buying a house and renting a house is more worry-free. Choosing a second-hand housing brokerage company will definitely make you happy!

18, believe it or not, Chixin second-hand house is worthy of your trust.

19, if you choose her, she will accompany you for life!

20, the home is on earth, the longer the fragrance.

2 1, renting a house is safe and secure, and Chixin Real Estate is warmer.

22. Under the same roof, * * * enjoys a sunny day.

23. Honest second-hand house is the home of a century-old heart.

24, second-hand housing to find Chixin, reliable real estate.

25. Business is not honesty, but service.

26. Safety is the premise, specialty is the auxiliary, need is the bridge, and integrity is the guarantee!

27. I look for a comfortable home, and you build a warm home.

28, second-hand housing rental, Chixin is the best choice.

29, choose a good house, choose Chixin, and help you with your heart!

30. Fly your dreams and achieve yourself!

3 1, our promise: to give you a safe and comfortable home.

32. The real estate you want is waiting for you in Wuhan Chixin.

33. Chixin Real Estate will give you a stable harbor.

34, a beautiful home, choose Chixin.

35. Good quality and low price are my first choice.

36. Every family is brightly lit, and life is safe and healthy.

37. Buy with confidence, rent comfortably and live happily. We have been paying attention!

38. Chixin will accompany you, and the rental and sale will be happy.

39. Help you create my life.

40. Know each other, trust each other and win-win cooperation.

4 1, buying a house to Chixin, second-hand housing first-hand service.

42, choose a home, you believe in the pool, I hold the letter.

43, the sale of second-hand housing, Chixin is the most reliable.

44. Remember, you are excellent because you are professional.

45, a promise, quality assurance.

46, casting integrity, care for eternity.

47. The old house is happy, comfortable and enjoyable!

48. Let me know and leave the rest to me.

49. The temptation to go home is all caused by Xin Chi.

50. Angellike tears bring you happiness.

5 1, no matter how high the house price is, it is not as high as our credit.

52. Red heart, the choice of home.

53. When you and I met, we started with recognition.

54. Rent and buy a second-hand building? Chixin meets your requirements.

55, give you a new feeling!

56, complete real estate consulting, safe home, the right one is the best!

57. Your trust is my motivation; Your home, my dream.

58. Stop drifting and live with peace of mind.

59, sell with confidence, buy comfortably!

60. Integrity, sincerity and self-confidence are in my heart.