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Men don't drink.

Men don't drink.

Men don't drink jingles, one, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two are not alcohol, and five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling. A pot of old wine, two cups of tea, three bowls of trotters and four plates of melons. Five, six, seven, eight friends get together, and it's nine points intoxicating. "This is a slogan for men who don't drink!

Men don't drink jingles 1. One, two, two, two, two gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, three, two, four, four, five, two, four, seven, two, eight, two are still yelling. A pot of old wine, two cups of tea, three bowls of trotters and four plates of melons. Five, six, seven, eight friends get together, and it's nine points intoxicating. "

"Half a catty of improper wine, a catty of buttress, I won't go for half a catty. Every bosom friend has a thousand glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away. Standing on one leg, drinking does not count. The road is rough, who will drink if you don't drink? " As the old drivers of wine fields, these words fully reflect their inner monologues.

"Life is rare to get drunk, and you must drink it in place. It's better to doze off than not to get drunk. As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water. Brothers will not be tired when drinking, but they will get drunk when drinking. " These words put the brotherhood on the wine table in place, there are few sincere friends in life, and it is difficult to meet intimate friends who don't meet for thousands of cups in the wine shop.

Try to drink less, avoid diseases, drink less and eat more vegetables, which is not harmful to your health.

Drink less and eat more vegetables, or you'll have to vomit.

Drink less milk tea, don't eat freshly baked bread, stay away from the charging power supply, drink more water during the day, drink less at night, don't drink more than two cups of coffee every day, eat less greasy food, have the best sleep from 10: 00 to 6: 00 in the morning, eat less big meals after 5: 00 in the afternoon, drink no more than one cup every day, don't use cold water when taking capsules, and take medicine half an hour before going to bed. People who sleep less than eight hours will become stupid, and people who have the habit of taking a nap will not get old.

No matter how expensive the spirits are, drinking too much will also hurt the liver; No matter how expensive cigarettes are, smoking too much will also hurt the lungs. Therefore, drinking less and not smoking is the right way. ...

Although you don't deserve your position and your position is wrong, I still want to advise you to drink less and smoke less.

Living alone should be better for yourself. Eat regularly, drink less and don't always give up on yourself.

I know you are very sad these days, drink less, eat less food stalls, your stomach is not good, don't look for women casually, in fact, you are a particularly vulnerable person, I left you because I love you.

Drink less, smoke less and stay up late less. Run more, drink more tea and read more books. Health is the greatest capital, peace is a blessing, to others and to oneself. Learn to be grateful, understanding and friendly.

I hope I can really put down my mobile phone in the last few months, study honestly, smoke less, drink less, play less cards and surf the Internet less.

Keep fit and watch the ball less: drinking beer and watching the ball is tacitly understood by fans. However, alcohol is more harmful to the liver, so it is more likely to cause gastrointestinal diseases such as food accumulation, indigestion and even acute stomach cramps. Therefore, when watching the ball, you can drink some wine and eat something else. Midnight snack must be gentle. Fruits, nuts and porridge are all good choices. You can replenish the water of watching the ball for a long time, moisten the lungs and nourish the stomach, and really keep fit and watch the ball.

Men don't drink, jingle, gargle, three, two, four, two are not alcohol,

Five, two, six, two, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting.

Deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it;

Strong feelings, not enough drinking; Feeling thin, can't drink;

Emotional iron, drinking blood.

People live in the world without drinking. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends pay attention.

If people don't drink, they will come to the world for nothing; Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become.

Guests must get drunk when drinking, or the host will feel ashamed.

One, two, two, two mouthwashes, three, two, four, two are not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two are still shouting. Wine makes a hero, he refuses to accept his wife's management!

Don't drink in the morning, there are many things in the morning; Don't get drunk at noon and have a meeting in the afternoon; Drink a catty in the evening, and then enter the karaoke room.

Excited heart, trembling hands, leading me to drink; If I don't drink, I'm ugly.