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Cage canaries

At first, grandpa liked keeping birds. There is a lark, a thrush, a stork and the most beautiful canary at home. Every season, he always makes an appointment with three or five old friends to release adult birds into the wild. It has become a habit to do this year after year.

One summer, canaries were also suitable for release. It's a good thing to say, but I like canary best and can't bear to part with it, so I always begged for it in those days: "Grandpa, can you not let our hibiscus bird go?" I remember his mouth comforting me, and the expression on his face seemed not so good. On the day of release, we came to the lake with a cage with canaries. He lifted the cage first, carefully observed the birds he liked, and then opened the cage. I thought the canary would want to get rid of the shackles and never look back for the lost freedom, looking for the ends of the earth that really deserves its loud voice. But the fact is, it first paced carefully in the cage, then jumped out of the cage, tentatively said, after confirming that there was no danger, it flew to the branches of the lake and sang its crisp song.

Can you miss half a handful of rice and be greedy in a square cage?

We put away the birdcage and began to walk back. Looking back, the canary put away her voice and stood on the branch and looked at me. Suddenly, he flew over and stood on the birdcage. He doesn't seem to have given up his so-called "home". After many twists and turns, the canary finally flew a little farther.

I suddenly thought of that canary recently. Although many years have passed, I still remember its appearance and even its sound.

This spring, the school atmosphere is different from before. I didn't think about taking the postgraduate entrance examination, but everyone else in the dormitory chose the postgraduate entrance examination except me, which made me have to rethink this issue. Finally, I decided to calm down and try to see if I still have the corresponding learning ability. The results of some experiments tell me that there is no chance to prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination in that state.

Tomb-Sweeping Day and his family went to Wuhan to enjoy flowers. Unfortunately, it was late spring and the cherry blossoms had withered.

When I arrived at Wuhan University, I asked my sister, "Study hard at school and go to school later, okay?"

My sister was very happy and replied, "OK, this is my brother's school, right?"

I was speechless for a moment and couldn't figure out how to answer. I just whispered to myself, "If only it were true." At the same time, I also laughed at myself asking her for goals that I couldn't achieve.

Going to China Construction Bank for internship in summer vacation requires an hour's bus ride to work every day. In fact, I didn't learn much business during my internship, but I did get a good exercise in language expression. When I am really bored, I look at all kinds of customers and guess their identities silently. For example, the most common kind of people, simple T-shirts, young people with unwashed hair, are probably workshop workers in nearby factories; Young women who are well-dressed but don't look classy are generally company accountants; Middle-aged and old men with split hair, Polo shirts and purses are probably the company bosses. There are so many outlets of these three kinds of people in this bank that in a short time, I have a basic sense of discrimination and add a little fun to the boring work.

Autumn is always the harvest season, except this year.

I may not be a conformity person in details, but I must be in the general direction. One day in September, my classmates and I went to Zheng Da to attend the first meeting of China Merchants Bank, hoping to have a good start, and I finally did it. After that, the resume delivery was very successful, and Lien Chan felt that there would be a good harvest this year.

Because I have always felt that experience is very important, I ran around to participate in interviews in various units after autumn, in order to accumulate experience, and the side effect of experience is that it is easy to stick to the rules. The interview format of ICBC is different from that of other banks, so I won't go into details here. Due to the particularity of the rules and the attitude of taking it for granted caused by experience, the misunderstanding of the time limit and the laziness of the designated examiner, the blank papers were handed in over time.

"May I begin to answer?"

"You can go out."

The interviewer looks gloomy and complains such as "I have reminded you of the time" and "you have to delay it deliberately" My brain went blank at that moment and I didn't listen to her complaints. After thinking for a moment, I understood the reason, got up and bowed slightly, only saying "thank you." Then leave the venue. If it was in the past, I would explain or reason. After all, the interview has been announced. It is understandable to hear such offensive language from such a person and make a few complaints. But now, even if you are full of grievances, you will only submit to humiliation, because it is meaningless to say anything at that time.

After the interview in Zhengzhou, I returned to my long-lost home and took the national examination ten days later. On an ordinary day, the sun shines and the air is slightly cold, which is exciting.

In the past six months, the development of high opening and low walking has made people helpless. Every week, the name of the company is deleted from the waiting list to the out list, so that the length of the latter has been expanding, and it is difficult to look directly at it. "Although there are some failures, there are still many units with great prospects." This is what I answered when I received a phone call from my family to comfort me. I always try my best to show that the characters in the TV series stay. But I gradually realized that my figure, which had been highly anticipated, was out of reach.

When I was a child, canaries grew up in a beautiful cage. I don't know if it found a new home when it flew to the vast world, and I don't know if it learned to feed alone.

I just hope everything goes well after that day.