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My wife is not at home, so I'm going to have lunch next door, but I'm embarrassed to say that I want to eat.

I knocked on my neighbor's door and said to him, "I want to borrow some soy sauce."

The neighbor asked, "What are you cooking?"

I casually replied, "My wife is not at home and wants to eat noodles."

The neighbor turned and took out a bottle of soy sauce from the kitchen. He smiled and said, "My wife is not at home either. I will come to your house to eat. "