I need a three-and-a-half-sentence article about creating a city~the sooner the better~

The four of us walked onto the stage, the gongs and drums of joy were beating, what should we say-bye!

(The first three people): You haven’t acted yet, why are you saying goodbye? (Fourth person): Hey, let’s do it again.

Hello fellow leaders, the Year of the Rabbit is coming soon, let’s first wish you a Happy New Year - (jointly) Happy New Year!

Today I will say three and a half sentences, so please forgive me if I don’t say it well. No matter if the performance is good or not – don’t run!

We have a lot to say, so please don’t be too wordy. I hope you can support us—applause!

(Unit name) is our family, happiness is connected with you and me, brothers and sisters are all happy - haha!

The three-year plan is really good, the company’s performance is getting better and better, and the leadership team is focused on coordination!

(Unit name) has strong technology, focuses on solar energy in transformation, and promotes ultra-white glass to the market - red!

TCO glass needs to be mass-produced, and stable quality is the key. Expanding sales and production - great!

The second-line technical transformation task is heavy, and the whole company responds to it, working hard to ensure success.

The production department is very enthusiastic and puts in a lot of sweat. Every month at the end of the month, the report is turned over - a new high!

The salesmen are all tough men, working hard to open up the market. The dealers raise their fingers - OK, sign the order!

Your efforts will be rewarded, and your salary will increase every month. When I got home, my wife stretched out her hand - be good and pay the money!

There are fifteen moons and sixteen circles, how can one person take credit? Without family members to support - difficult!

Although there are few financial staff, they are good at calculating and calculating, and the accountants and cashiers count money. (Together) How about - I want it!

The work of the General Manager's Office is very lively. Everything is thought of first. You have to ask how big the contribution is - it's not small!

(Company name) has good performance, provincial and municipal leaders come to guide it, work hard and don’t be proud - take the lead!

Not only will we make money, we will take the lead in energy conservation and emission reduction, and you will see when the oil-to-gas conversion is completed - no cigarettes!

There are many beauties among the new employees, but you can only look at them but not touch them. What to do if you want to get close - date!

She is beautiful and smart, where can I find such a girl? I also have the heart to chase one - too few!

If you start a little later, you can watch again——(Wow) Sister-in-law!

There are still many bachelors. What should they do if they don’t have a wife? (Together: Yes.) Don’t worry, leave the matter to the general manager. The surrounding units are watching to see which girl is the most pleasing to the eye. What I picked after the New Year - get-together!

I am very experienced in this matter, and the girl came to me to test it. (Together: What) No, a good horse needs a good saddle, and I check the quality of the girl.

The Year of the Rabbit is an auspicious year, and there are endless blessings to say. Let’s beat the gongs and drums and say a few words, wishing everyone -

Everything goes well, everything goes as you wish, everything is perfect, and we are united in all directions. Good fortune, seven stars shining brightly, six and six fortunes,

Three and a half sentences for the New Year (enterprise company)

Hello, leaders and colleagues, the New Year is coming soon, let’s say hello first Happy New Year!

Today I will say three and a half sentences, please bear with me if I don’t say it well, and don’t run away regardless of whether it is good or not!

We have a lot to say, don’t be too wordy, I hope you can support us and applaud!

This is the tenth anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations. Let’s celebrate together and look forward to tomorrow. Cheers!

The performance of the center is getting higher and higher, the hard work of the leadership is indispensable, and the leadership team is united and coordinated!

Let’s act together under the overall situation, find our position in the market, innovate and seek development, comprehensively

No matter how difficult the market is, everyone is a hero and everyone is dedicated. , unusual!

Everyone strives to be the best at work, learn from the leadership class of the center, and establish a correct outlook on life, which is more than dedication

The trade union activities are particularly good, climbing mountains, doing tug-of-war, doing gymnastics, strengthening the body and showing off talents, which is lively.

The work of the branch is detailed and wonderful. The chef in the restaurant is really skillful. The hot dishes and hot meals are delicious, so don’t hold back.

Financial staff have high skills, running around with abacus on their backs, calculating carefully, saving money, and working hard!

The information service is very comprehensive. Everyone revolves around the Internet. Don’t neglect all kinds of work. They all come to me!

Document work is very trivial, don’t say it doesn’t matter, every contribution is precious, so tiring!

Integrated real estate is engaged in innovation, environmental sanitation is tightened, the canteen and garage are built, hard work

The transaction service is good, the awareness of innovation is indispensable, another year of unity and hard work, Collect money fiercely!

Another year of overachieving. I am overjoyed to see the results. On behalf of everyone, I would like to express my wish to receive more money!

We have done a good job this year. We must not be proud. The leaders will hold a meeting to summarize and keep improving!

Set new goals in the new year. No matter how high the task is, it will be exceeded as long as everyone works together.

We have worked hard to prepare for today's party. There are still good programs below, so we retreat.

Three and a half New Year's sentences (teacher's version)

My heart is filled with joy as the New Year is approaching. Everyone gathers together. Let's go on stage to perform and encourage!

We are not afraid of the cold despite the ice and snow. Men, women, old and young are all smiling. Happy New Year to all teachers, wishing you a happy New Year!

Hello kindergarten teachers, everyone listen to the leaders, yo, the leaders are here too, hurry up and take pictures!

Let me talk about our Principal Liu first. He has strong brand awareness and a good teaching management system. He is very capable!

Let’s talk about the lovely leader Wang. She is humble, kind and popular. She always smiles when she meets everyone. She is so good

And dear teachers, she can play, play and sing. She is Our baby head is really awesome

The chef in the kitchen is really capable, and the food is fun to play. After eating this meal, I want to eat it, it is so delicious

The environment here is first-class, and it is fun to eat. We have everything, the tuition fee is only xxx, not expensive at all

As for today’s party, everyone in the garden responded and worked hard for a good performance

All the teachers compared , dance and sing three and a half sentences, who wants to just watch without moving, money will be deducted

Our show will be finished. Please give us your opinions and express your wishes for everyone. Leader, when will the money be distributed?

Three and a half sentences of free New Year greetings:

Dong, dong, long, dong, dong, dong, dong, long, dong, dong, long, dong, dong, long, dong!

The Free Zone is my home, and of course it is also your home. Happy ode to brothers and sisters, haha.

Since Anjia Free Edition, I get up early every morning to browse quickly, turn on the computer before picking up my shoes, and put them on backwards.

If you want to ask what is the praise of freedom, there are always good people and good articles, but occasionally someone comes to make trouble and overturn it!

The environment of freedom is very beautiful. Talented people and beautiful women have an affair, and they are envious and drool~

The word "freedom" is a flag. Always follow your will and unswervingly, and sometimes make small suggestions. Love you.

My brothers and sisters are united and trying to turn the tide from danger. Some people feel sad and anxious~

Everyone is free to take care of hygiene. No writing on the wall or spitting anywhere is allowed. ,despise!

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

M M asks me for photos, it’s hard for an old man to do that I am an old man. It’s not that I don’t have photos of my life, it’s ugly.

If you want to read it, just watch Sister Mingyue. She is good at writing both virtues and arts. She sighs when she leaves without fulfilling her ambition~

River clams are originally afraid of water, and gamblers are not gamblers. Damn, ever since I became the shopkeeper, I have become so pretty~

Rechmond is behind the scenes, wearing a ring but not showing his face. Who will lift up the red hijab and take a look?

A dead bird will never die, old minister, if you don’t want to be an idol, you will be killed as long as you dare to post.

Yanyu Rumeng loves to dream, you will be a dragon and she will be a phoenix, dragon and phoenix. Dance freely, with ***!

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

After talking about leading singers and writers, all of them have great literary talents. I want to continue to list them, hoho~

It is difficult to distinguish between the top and the bottom. Big shrimps and small shrimps may be Leak, do you want me to remember you firmly? Send wine.

There are many writers and sailors, and in two sentences they have mentioned that and that, and that and that, don’t hit~

The article covers the history of the ages, and the gains and losses are uncertain. If the post is not People follow, adding to the problem~

Speaking of being good at lower body parts, when the truth is false, the false is also true. Do you want to secretly feast your eyes on it? Someone!

I have good and bad moods, and the stream of consciousness is really good. After writing about red wine, write about coffee, I love it!

Politics, east, west, north, south, natural disasters and man-made disasters have made me even poorer. Do you want me to donate money to India? Dreaming~

Novels and poems are also welcome, each word is exquisite enough, but I can’t read one or two articles, sweating~

Dong-dong-long-dong-clang, dong-dong-long-dong-clang, Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

Where will freedom go in the New Year? I have already planned to report to Jiangdong, and I will work hard until the end of the year and get dividends!

Who said that dividends will not be given to me and that I have always been lazy? Why don't you see me during the day? night shift.

Spring is here again, I wish you good fortune and good health! Be careful about drinking fake wine during the Chinese New Year, and put it down~

The old man never chops randomly, he just wants to show his sincerity. Oh, I fainted a lot! I dodge!

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

I sang three and a half lines last night, and Hua Jia came out to watch. May I ask if M M has some free time? Rice~?

Sanyi is the most diligent in posting, and he is also very capable in posting. Who is the beauty in his arms? Xiaochai~

Sadness is not blue tears, why are tears as blue as emeralds? Just because the sea has burst its banks, flooding!

She also made trouble when she played the wrong notes. She ran around without paying attention to the water and hit the old man's waist, making him scream~

Xuelian seems to be a newbie, and the foreign code is very real. I asked Hello, hi, hum~

I smiled and smiled, my chic and elegant demeanor is unmatched, such an excellent G G, who is it?

They say Zhaozhao is amazing, where can I find beautiful netizens? I also have the heart to pick one up, but it’s too little.

It is said that beautiful girls are delicious, but unfortunately no one sees their beauty, so old men come forward to flatter her and find fault.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

Winter Love Song is in love with the mortal world, the nine-day fairy becomes a mortal, her singing makes everyone drunk and loses their soul~

At one time, there were antiques from the Western Zhou Dynasty, and there were many styles of vests, which made the old man’s butt tremble. Gu Tong~

The broken grass Mimi Ai muttered that no one dared to marry as a wife, there was only one stupid and bold mouse.

Beautiful girl Xiaochai is away from work, surfing the Internet day and night, causing Brother Shuai to harass her frequently, she deserves it!

It can be used to build high-rise buildings, and it can also be used to shoot people’s heads. Everyone knows this thing, bricks~

Bricks, fools, fools, fools, fools, fools. What? Fooling!

On New Year’s Eve, there is a water moon, and an eighty-year-old groom, who says this is nonsense? The love is long~

This humble man has never been a common man. The countryside and mountains are also the capital of China. The small buildings are unified by the king of space, and he is cautious and independent.

Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom!

I have been searching for her for thousands of times, the fragrance of magnolias is all over the trees, the fragrance is so good, don’t be greedy and confused~

She is motionless and majestic, as cold as a unicorn, do more exercise to prevent colds , be careful~

No one can surpass Zhuo Wu after him. Houhei is not Houhei Xue. No one can stop him from stalking him. He is the best!

The happy Arhat is a monk, he loves wine, meat and girls. He said he left his son as a relay, a sample~

The leaves are fluttering like leaves, and the vodka is as strong as fire. Send Let me keep you warm.

Thank you~

Ousomilo is a foreign girl, wearing a dress and vest on the catwalk, and bowing deeply at the end of the show - Thank you~

After the rain, the setting sun is red and the roses are red, which cannot be overcome by the delicate evening breeze. People talk too much and dare not say anything - Ainong~

Youran's little sister Gui Xiaoya, if you don't stay by the night window or watch the house, I'll beat you up if I catch you, are you afraid?

A pumpkin cart came from the south gate and sang a sad song slowly. I asked the cart why are you crying? No way~

Three and a half funny sentences:

The gongs and drums are beating, and we are happy to welcome the festival. There is a party today, it’s lively!

The new year is here again. I would like to wish you all a happy new year. I will bow to you and give you money!

I’ll say three and a half sentences today. Please bear with me if I don’t say it well. No matter if it’s good or not, don’t run away!

District affairs, state affairs, and world affairs, attach equal importance to both big and small matters, and attract investment in industries and services.

The whole district is mobilizing together. It is not easy to start a new business. We must work hard to spread the reputation of high-tech!

The General Secretary is concerned about Jiacheng’s coming. The three first responsibilities are heavy. The leaders will work with us to do it. Keep up the good work!

We have a lot to say, don’t be too wordy, I hope you can support us and applaud!

The window service business is wide, the talent center calls loudly, and the performance is like climbing the stairs, getting higher and higher step by step!

Industrial development requires talents, and all majors must come. Let’s build talents together in the Year of Talent Recruitment!

There is a shortage of high-end talents. The management committee will pay to help you find them. There are many preferential policies in place, so come quickly!

There are many talents in the district, some are old and some are young. If you ask how big their contribution is, it is not small!

There are so many heroines, beautiful and well-behaved. You can see after working for two years, sister-in-law.

New goals should be set in the New Year. No matter how high the task is, it is not too high. As long as everyone works together, we will definitely exceed it.

Everyone comes to the party today to wash away the hardships and fatigue of a year, and look forward to tomorrow with a happy heart and a hundredfold confidence!

Everyone has worked hard to prepare for the party to be a success. There will be a lot of fun to watch later, so let’s retreat!

Three and a half sentences of New Year's greetings:

1. The four of us walked onto the stage and the gongs and drums were beating in celebration. What should we say? (Bang) Bye! (Three people in the front): The show hasn’t started yet. Why are you saying goodbye? (D) Hey, let’s do it again.

2. Bid farewell to the old and welcome the new with a smile, celebrate with singing and dancing, review history and unfold the future, and continue FB (corruption)!

3. The SEU Alliance is full of spring and holds an annual meeting to celebrate the New Year. I wish you all a happy New Year (bow) and give you money (reach out)! (The first three people): Who is he (Northeastern dialect)!

4. Good evening, fellow students (wave your right hand), everyone is welcome to give guidance. No matter whether the performance is good or not, don’t run away!

5. Just say three and a half sentences today. If you don’t speak well, you won’t eat. This is the first time for us. It will cause trouble!

6. When I get on stage, let me start by saying that there will be many happy events in the next two years, and the fans will be so happy. Let me take off my clothes (like taking off my clothes)! (The first three people): Hey~, what are you doing?

7. The SEU League is really lively. People all over the country know it. If you want to ask why it is like this, it is a great job.

8. Xue Oubie Ou is awesome, and everyone praises our bobbin. If you want to ask about the iron wire, what do you think? Wow~ (exaggeration)!

9. It is said that when we held an event the year before last, it was not very popular and it was difficult to gather people. Beijing Tongzi took the lead and made the first contribution!

10. Pearl Lake FB is the first of its kind, Xianglu Garden has many European friends at Christmas, and fireworks are set off on New Year’s Eve, which is a boom!

11. Branches in various places are not lonely. Xi'an, Dalian and Jiangsu and Zhejiang are holding activities one after another. Happy!

12. Dalian eats seafood in tubes, Jiangsu fish and shrimp are served in a pot, and Xi'an farmers go to party, so they need to be kept fresh.

In 2006, we have experienced great development and we have not been lazy in social welfare. We recommend the Dalian student aid chapter first, recalling the hardships and remembering the sweets!

14. Later, some European friends came to Dalian, ate seafood, looked at the scenery, chatted and took photos, which was extraordinary and perfect!

15. The trip to Dalian is unforgettable, the sea breeze trip is coming again, everyone loves the happy theme, welcome to come again!

Self-driving tour of Tibet in August 16th and August, all 13 warriors are outstanding, they will stay in the SEU League history, travel at their own expense!

17. It’s a long journey over mountains and ridges, but unity and friendship create a new chapter. The plateau is full of ties with Europe, what a fate!

In October 18th, a football team was established. We went to the Wuqi Reservoir for a meeting. Henan and Shaanxi riders were drunk in Luoyang. Which one happened?

19. The autumn wind is coming, the chill is coming, the advertising truck is coming in troubled waters, and there is also the little rascal Li Gui, a little one!

20. Car dealers post advertisements everywhere, as if they know everything, and they just sell something, but I don’t want it!

21. When the car chief came to the rescue, the new boss was not merciful and chopped off the advertising vest. It was so comfortable!

22. The clouds have cleared, the mist has dispersed, the rainbow has floated, the people of the SEU Alliance are laughing, Sohu has launched a new forum, it’s lively!

23. There are many new people joining this year. Find a place to live before buying a car. You are warm and warm, so give gifts!

24. Register an ID to visit forums, speak first if there is no corruption, ask for a car badge to buy seedlings, it seems like everything is free of charge?

25. As a big family of the Sail European Union, everyone is welcome to express your feelings, go online and on FB, and have fun (in Shaanxi dialect).

26. In the blink of an eye, new people are coming out in large numbers. What are you going to do this year? Plan ahead!

27. It is not easy to organize the annual meeting. It all depends on the efforts of everyone. I am satisfied with the food, accommodation and entertainment. Now the meeting is adjourned. (want to leave)! (The first three people): Is this the end? I haven’t given you my New Year’s greetings yet! (D) OK, OK, come again.

28. The Year of the Pig is an auspicious year. There are endless blessings to say, so just beat the gongs and drums and say a few words to wish.

29. I wish everyone safety, good luck and no disasters, and set an example by obeying traffic regulations without being fined.

30. Second, I wish you all good health. Don’t be reckless in combining work and rest. You can’t sit in a car every day and you must exercise.

31. Third, I wish you all good financial resources. Work hard and make more money. Maintaining your vehicle is the key and saves the most money.

32. I wish you all a happy family, respecting the elderly and loving the young from generation to generation, and may the family happiness be as sweet as honey and be envied by everyone!

33. I wish you all happiness, love and love together as husband and wife. It’s fun to come to the forum in your spare time.

34. Let’s all gather together tonight, forget the hardships and fatigue of the past year, look forward to tomorrow, my heart will be drunk, and I will have no sleep tonight!

35. There will be more programs later, so let’s not be verbose here and wish you all great wealth!

36. (In unison) Congratulations on your retreat! (Leading everyone to retreat)

Three words of praise from the Administrative Service Center:

Play gongs and drums Stand in front of the stage and give a thumbs up to our center. There are so many benefits to the center, I need to talk about it!

Our center is extraordinary. It has only been in operation for half a year, and its reputation has spread far and wide; it is so convenient!

Thirty-three functional committees and bureaus, it is not troublesome for the masses to do things, and it is not easy to get things done as soon as they enter the hall!

It is indeed difficult to standardize business. The units revolve around the window, and the joint review and signature are efficient. You have to do it!

The service procedures have been simplified, the windows revolve around the people, and the staff’s service is excellent and first-class!

If we mention leaders, let me first talk about our Secretary Zhu, who works tirelessly for the people and breaks his heart!

As for the director, Li Jingzhou, he is busy all day long. He has strong ability and high style, and is a good leader!

I can’t say enough about the leaders’ emphasis on not making things difficult for the masses. Let’s express our determination and work harder!

The center has an infinitely bright future. Convenience and benefit to the people are the most important. Satisfaction of the masses is the goal, setting new highs!

Don’t rush in, don’t panic, leave the topic for next year. Strive to be the first, talk about dedication, and look at performance!

Three and a half sentences on the Internet:

A graceful girl on the Internet, it is rare to meet and miss her heartbrokenly. Staring at the brows and shy face, (Ah!) Hu Chang!

Six sisters, three fake, seven handsome guys, five stupid. If you dare to say something bad about him (her), (hum!) Baga!

There is no surgical fee for gender reassignment, and the old men come in pairs. You have to ask me why, (ha~) online meeting!

Mandarin ducks pair up online, and their world is unique.

If anyone comes to disturb you, (hum!) retreat!

There is no crime of bigamy on the Internet. We spend a lot of time together. Don’t leave until you’re done with your sister, (Hi!) Pay the fee!

There are several talented women in the forum. Brother Qing writes poems about them. It’s a pity that there are so few good and harmonious songs. (Hey~) Copy!

Thousands of people have pledged each other to each other, and they will live together forever even if they eat chaffy vegetables, and they are willing to sleep on the streets (hey~) Bullshit!

The nature of the company is a gangster, and they insist that it is a good state-owned unit, and they will work until the end of the month to get their salary, and then they will be fired (bah!)

It is really difficult to find a job, and they have no choice but to take the postgraduate entrance examination after being laid off. Nowadays, netizens are hiring high-paying companies. , (Hey!) Also hanging!

Internet Rookie Edition:

This is the Internet age, and the pace of life has become faster. If you are still clingy, you will be eliminated.

There are good and bad networks, it depends on how you treat them. If you throw away the good and keep the bad, you will lose.

I am a newbie, I have been online for less than a year, and I hope you can help me - give me some advice!

Three and a half sentences of safety education:

The gongs and drums are beating loudly. Listen to me tell you something new; be careful not to lose your focus; speak quickly!

Young Pioneers should know; learning knowledge is very important; self-protection is indispensable; important!

The first rule of healthy growth; knowing how to use the method is the most important; using the method to protect yourself; clever tricks!

Pay attention to water and electricity safety; obey traffic rules; it is not advisable for children to play with fire; remember!

If you accidentally burn your hands, quickly rinse them with cold water to cool them down, then apply soy sauce and toothpaste on them; it works!

When traveling and playing, you must protect yourself; civility and courtesy are the most important; unity, friendship and everyone have fun; important!

Watch TV and learn a lot, prevent radiation at 2.8 meters, eat less snacks to prevent obesity, and exercise!

I am the little master of the house. I take care of the keys and lock the door. If strangers want to come in, there is no way!

Don’t be afraid when you encounter a bad guy. Think calmly and use your brain to call for help. Call the police to subdue him!

We are little masters of society, so remember the emergency phone numbers: 119 for fire, 110 for police, and 110 for first aid! Please dial 120

Healthy growth depends on everyone; freedom and loose discipline are poor; unity and cooperation are powerful; truth!

We all come together to learn self-care; a happy life belongs to you; it will always belong to you, me, him, everyone!

God and me:

God gave me a pair of feet and taught me how to stand firm, but I only learned how to run away.

God gave me a straight waist and taught me how to persevere, but I only learned how to show off.

God gave me a pair of hands and taught me how to create, but I only learned how to beg.

God gave me a pair of eyes and taught me how to discover, but I only learned how to look around.

God gave me a brain and taught me how to think, but I only learned how to sleep.

God gave me a mouth and taught me how to shout slogans, but I only learned how to be funny.

God finally got angry and said: Why do you take the things I gave you and always act nonsense and always fail to learn well?

I finally got angry and said, "Why did you steal my ribs and run around like a woman without being able to catch me?"

God was shaken all over, and fainted...

Famous brand professional in three and a half sentences:

Good evening, distinguished guests; welcome everyone. Guidance; no matter how well you say it or not; don’t run away

The eight of us walked onto the stage and spoke happily. If you want to ask why you are so happy, please listen

After many calls, the famous professional finally appears. It’s a sweet feeling in my heart

Guangdong has many famous brands in majors, and our letter industry also has one. Why was it rated this time? Strength

A million-dollar advanced laboratory and a provincial key research institute.

The teaching staff is of high standard and awesome

The famous majors are the driving force; they spur us forward; we will come back next year to report good results, I agree!

Seize this opportunity; be pragmatic and truth-seeking to achieve results; make Guangdong University of Technology bigger and stronger; definitely

Everyone has worked hard to prepare for tonight’s party, and there will be good programs later. ,retreat!

Three and a half funny sentences:

1. Good evening, colleagues. Welcome everyone. No matter if you say it well or not, don’t run away! (Xiao Zhang made a running gesture, and Bai caught him back)

2. If you are in a cheerful mood and everything goes well, the God of Wealth will come when you go out, and if you win the lottery, you will get a gift package, and holy shit, soap! (Liu prepared the soap, Jiang Performance)

3. Come up and say three and a half sentences, talk about big and small things indiscriminately, if there are similarities, don't shout, who dares! (Grouply make accusations to the audience)

4. The company is in good shape this year. There are so many agency projects, and they are being done all over the country. They are really capable! (Group poses)

5. Beijing will occupy the land first, Tianjin will start a guerrilla war, and the Nanchang Uprising will make money. If you don’t make money, you will get nothing!

6. The leadership is considerate and attentive. Mr. Lu personally delivered the condiments, and after delivering the peanuts and pickled mustard, he was very handsome! (Amon plays Mr. Lu, shaking hands with everyone and handing out pickles)

7. Mr. Qin has a loud voice and is funny. He never forgets the cannon during meals. He is indispensable for strategic work. Very good! (Grouply show thumbs up as a sign of praise)

8. Don’t be afraid of difficulties in sales work, handsome guys and beauties will check it all, everyone will make extraordinary moves, sign the order!

9. Market research is very important. If you get blisters on your feet, you can find a wife and make money! (Zhanjun prepares the marriage certificate and performs actions)

10. There is a lot of planning work, brainstorming every day, managing the walls and advertising, fainting! (Everyone fainted)

11. Administrative work is very trivial, it doesn’t matter if you have a full stomach, every effort is precious, wow! (Jiang looks like she is pregnant)

12. The financial department starts again by staring at numbers all day long. If something goes wrong at work, review it! (Everyone blamed, the junior sister cried)

13. Let’s all come to the party tonight. Drink thousands of drinks and don’t worry about getting drunk. It doesn’t matter if he is tired next year, just sleep after drinking! (Jiang and Fatty are sleeping)

14. For tonight’s party, brothers and sisters are preparing together, lining up for exciting programs, and retreating (turning collectively to the right, running, and shouting slogans to retreat)

Cui Yongyuan’s humorous version of three and a half sentences:

There is a big party in the commentary department, men, women, old and young are all showing off, and the director personally comes to participate - adding chaos

Eat first, drink later , the leaders and the masses are friends, who wants to criticize people here——Mad Dog

The three directors are very kind, like older brothers and younger brothers. After reviewing the program, they pat their shoulders——Shoot

< p>The editor has a smile on his face. He is taking a short break after a busy day. Now if he is assigned a task——- go and have fun

I am really tired from practicing. I stay up for several nights and the program cannot be stopped—— —Dianbei

The atmosphere in the commentary department is good, labor competitions are held quarterly, gold, silver and bronze awards are given out - too few

There are many female reporters, beautiful and well-behaved , work for two years and then you can watch——Sister-in-law

Running east and west, unable to take care of my own family, my wife is with someone else——Look again

Our program The performance is over, you watch the show. By coincidence, everyone said it was bad and I said it was good - Silly Mao

Three and a half lines for the New Year:

The moon in the sky is round and round; the fruit in the hand Fragrant and sweet; meet at the provincial hotel in the New Year; - get-together!

A few of us went on stage and performed three and a half sentences for everyone; what should we do if we don’t speak well? ——Just take a look!

Jilin Pharmacy is extraordinary; it is the leading chain store; the market economy is fighting against the storm; - it is ahead of its time!

A full range of medicines; caring for life every day; reasonable prices and good services; - famous store!

One word spreads to ten; it spreads to thousands; customers praise the big pharmacy; - not simple

Promotion evaluation plus publicity; free pills in senior apartments; free of charge The physical examination is heart-warming; ——Send warmth

1 yuan of medicine and medicated food; high-quality service is kept in mind; I will satisfy the customer's needs; ——It's not difficult!

The health of the people is our own responsibility; the development of medicine will make more contributions; Guofeng Pharmaceutical goes to the community; - performance!

Being particularly busy during the Pharmaceutical Expo; cleaning up the family medicine cabinet; using medicine safely to protect health; - advocate!

Teachers’ Day gift cards show love; membership cards are connected with love; pharmacies and

The common people are one family;——True relatives

A marketing meeting will be held; Tibetan sacred water will arrange it; the general representative will recommend the first variety;——Not bad!

The salesperson sells medicine with a smile; the customer feels happy after seeing it; hundreds of medicines are on sale; - let go!

The store calculates carefully every day and recommends medicines together. Customers are satisfied and the benefits are good - all praise!

There are quite a lot of people at the New Year party; most of them are salesmen; we will check the posts tonight to focus on key points; - no fines, just publicity!

(In unison) Yes! New Year's Eve promotion only!

Three and a half funny sentences on campus:

A: "Are the girls at Peking University ugly? This question has always been on my mind. Let's conduct a large-scale survey on campus to hear the feelings of boys."

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Thirty percent of the boys nodded; "Ugly!"

Thirty percent of the boys shook their heads: "I can't look at it!"

Thirty percent of the boys curled their lips: "It's not ugly, so what?" Ugly!"

10% of the boys waved their hands: "I have to go! My girlfriend will be beaten if she hears it~"

B: "Although the girls from Peking University are ugly, they don't seem to be worried. The school recruits students every year, and there are always ugly ones.”

C: “There are a lot of ugly girls leaving Peking University every year, and I can’t bear to look around the campus for fear of being abused. But if you have beautiful women by your side, why worry about failing the exam?"

Ding: "Whether the girls at Peking University are ugly or not is a question to be discussed. The conditions in our school can only be determined by hard work and hard work. First, get your girlfriend. Hold hands, have sex, and stay together until the four years are up."

A, B, and C: "Master!"