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What are your embarrassing experiences in college?
Everyone has something embarrassing that happened when they were in college, for example. When I was in college, I chased a girl, but I didn't catch her. At the time I felt a little embarrassed and quite ashamed.
Of course, this is nothing to be embarrassed about. I chased many girls in college but I didn’t catch her... In fact, before I chased this girl again, based on the principle of understanding each other, I had sex with her first. ordinary friends.
The two of them chatted all the time. During this time, she told me that a senior was chasing her. I knew the senior, so I used all the "basic deduction methods" I could think of to analyze, from height analysis to body shape, from personality analysis to family environment analysis to future children's education issues. After a few weeks of diligent education and careful observation, I concluded that I had tactically knocked this competitor out.
After confirming that there were no other competitors, I launched a general attack - confessing my love. And then there was the previous story... In fact, half a month later, she fell in love with that senior. If you think this is the most embarrassing thing for me, you would be underestimating my cowardice. In fact, after graduation, we went to the same unit, but in different branches. Not long after, the senior went to another city, and just as I analyzed at the time, the two of them were separated. However, due to the severe psychological trauma I suffered before, I could no longer muster the courage to pursue her.
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