Interesting slogans or advertisements for umbrellas.

Eye drops advertisement: please turn your eyes a few times after dripping, so that the liquid medicine can spread all over the world.

Flower shop advertisement: Send some flowers to your favorite person, but don't forget your wife.

Perfume advertisement: This product can attract the opposite sex most, so a self-defense teaching material is attached with the product.

Restaurant advertisement: Please come to our restaurant for dinner! Otherwise, you and I will starve.

Air conditioning advertisement: This product is the loneliest maintenance worker in the world.

Barber shop advertisement: although unscathed, it is really a great effort.

Beauty salon advertisement: Please don't flirt with the women in our shop. She may be your grandmother.

New book advertisement: This book includes ten short stories, which I wrote by staying up for many nights. Now I dedicate one yuan to readers, which means a short story is worth ten cents.

Safety advertisement: If you are addicted to smoking, you can smoke here, but please leave your address first so that you can send the ashes to your family. References:

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