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Take stock of the classic opening remarks of Chinese and foreign literary masterpieces and see how the master began to write and learn.

Marquez's One Hundred Years of Solitude: Many years later, facing the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano will recall the afternoon when his father took him to see the ice.

Tolstoy's anna karenine: All happy families are similar, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Proust's memory of the past: for a long time, I lay down early.

Kafka's Metamorphosis: One morning, Grigor Samsha woke up from an uneasy sleep and found himself lying in bed and turned into a huge beetle.

Ma Yuan's Novel: I am a Han Chinese, and my name is Ma Yuan. I write novels.

Zhang Ailing's blockade: A tram driver is driving a tram. In the big sun, the tram track is stretched long and short like two bright, curved rings drilled from the water; It is drawn longer and shorter, so it moves forward-smooth, long, endless, endless. ...

Chen's White Deer Plain: Bai Jiaxuan was later proud of having married seven women in his life.

Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea: He is an old man, fishing alone in a boat in the Gulf Stream. He has been walking for 84 days and hasn't caught any fish.

Kundera's Unbearable Lightness in Life: Nietzsche often entangles with philosophers a mysterious concept of "the return of repeated robberies": think about the things we have experienced and feel that they are repeated as yesterday, even endlessly! What does this crazy fantasy mean?

Gu Long's "Double Pride": No one with ears in the Jianghu has never heard of the names of "Yu Lang" Jiang Feng and Yan Nantian; There is no one with eyes in the Jianghu who doesn't want to see Jiang Feng's peerless elegance and Yan Nantian's peerless magic. Just because we all know that no girl in the world can resist Jiang Feng's smile, and no hero can resist Yan Nantian's gentle sword! Everyone believes that Yan Nantian's sword can not only take the head of a commander in chief in a million-strong army, but also split a hair in two, while Jiang Feng's smile can break a girl's heart today.

Nabokov's Lolita: Lolita, the light of my life and the fire of my desire. My sin, my soul. Rorita: The tip of the tongue is upward, divided into three steps, and gently falls on the teeth from the upper jaw. Loretta.

Dumas La Traviata: I think that only by studying people deeply can you create characters, just as only by studying a language carefully can you speak a language.

Camus: Today, my mother died. Maybe it was yesterday, I don't know. I received a telegram from the nursing home saying, "Mother died. Bury tomorrow. Special notice. " That doesn't mean anything. Probably died yesterday.

Tolstoy's Resurrection: Although hundreds of thousands of people live in a small place, they try their best to ruin the land beyond recognition. Although they throw stones into the ground at will to stop the growth of flowers and trees, although they destroy newly unearthed grass and burn coal and oil to smoke, although they cut down trees to drive away birds and animals, the spring in the city is still spring.

Pamuk, My name is Hong: Now I am a dead man, a corpse lying at the bottom of the well. Although I have been dead for a long time and my heart has stopped beating, no one knows what happened to me except the despicable murderer. And he, the bastard, listened to whether I was breathing, felt my pulse to make sure he killed me, then kicked me in the stomach, carried me to the well, lifted me up and threw me down. When I fell, my head, which he had stoned, was broken. My face, forehead and cheeks are all squashed; My bones are falling apart and my mouth is full of blood.

Lu Xun's Mourning for the Past: If I can, I will write down my regrets and sorrows, for Zijun and for myself.

Duras' lover: I am old. One day, in the lobby of a public place, a man came up to me. He introduced himself voluntarily, and he said to me, "I know you and will always remember you." At that time, you were very young and everyone said you were beautiful. Now, I'm here to tell you. For me, I think you are more beautiful now than when you were young. At that time, you were a young woman. I love your ruined face more than your face at that time. "

Duke of Lushan, Jin Yong: The north wind is like a knife, and frost is everywhere. On a road near the coast of Jiangnan, a group of Qing soldiers, armed with swords and guns and seven prison cars, braved the cold wind and headed north.

Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities: It was the best time and the worst time; This is a year of wisdom, this is a year of ignorance; This is a period of faith, this is a period of doubt; This is a bright season, this is a dark season; It was the spring of hope, it was the winter of disappointment; We are all going straight to heaven, and we are all going straight in the opposite direction-in short, it's like now, some of the noisiest authorities insist on describing it with the highest level. Say it is good, it is the most advanced; I don't know, it's the highest level.

Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice: It has become a universally acknowledged truth that all rich bachelors always want to marry a wife. Every time such a bachelor moves to a new place, his neighbors have no idea about his temperament and views. However, because this truth has long been deeply rooted in people's hearts, people always regard him as the property that one of their daughters deserves.

Luo Guanzhong's Romance of the Three Kingdoms: It is said that the general trend of the world will be combined for a long time, and it will be combined for a long time.

Wuthering Heights by emily bronte: 180 1 year. I just got back from visiting my landlord, the lonely neighbor who will cause me trouble. This is really a beautiful country! In all of England, I don't believe I can find such a completely isolated place, an ideal paradise for the world-weary. Heathcliff and I are such a suitable couple to share the desolate scenery here. A great man! When I rode in front of him, I saw his black eyes staring at me suspiciously under his eyebrows.

Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury: I saw them playing with the ball through the gap between the fence and the climbing flowers. They came to the place where the little flag was hung, and I walked along the fence. Lester is looking for something in the grass next to the flowering tree. They pulled out flags and played with balls. Then they put the flag back in its place and came to the high ground. One person hits it, the other person hits it. They walked on and I walked along the fence. Lester left the flowering tree and we walked along the fence together. At this time, they stopped and we stopped. I looked through the fence and Lester was looking for something in the grass.

Du muriel's Butterfly Dream: Last night, I dreamed that I returned to Manderley Manor. In a trance, I stood in front of the iron gate leading to the driveway and couldn't enter for a long time. There is a big lock hanging on the iron gate with an iron chain. I called the janitor in my dream, but no one answered. So I got close to the body and looked through the rusty iron bars on the door. Only then did I realize that Manderley was an empty house.

Bai Xianyong's Forever Yin Xueyan: Yin Xueyan is not old. Ten years ago, Wu Lingren, who was holding her in the Bailemen Ballroom, was young, with her head propped up and her temples frosted. Some of them came to Taiwan Province Province to become idle consultants in iron works, cement works and man-made fiber factories, but a few of them became the chairman of the bank and the head of the office. No matter how the personnel changes, Yin Xueyan will always be Yin Xueyan. In Taipei, she still wears the plain white cheongsam with cicada shedding yarn, smiling all the way without even wrinkling her eyes.

Lady Chatterley's Lover by Lawrence: We live in a tragic era, so we don't want to be disturbed. The catastrophe came, and we were in ruins. We began to build some new small habitats and embrace some new tiny hopes. This is a rather difficult job. Now there is no broad road to the future, but we take a detour or climb over obstacles. No matter how upside down, we will live.

Chi Li's troubled life: the morning begins at midnight. In the middle of the night, there was an earth-shattering noise, followed by a terrible howl Yin woke up with a fright, stiff and stiff, and at that time he thought it was a nightmare. When he realized that his son had fallen to the ground, his wife had got out of bed barefoot and called his son trembling. Mother and son knocked over several pieces of furniture in a small space and stumbled into a ball.

Acheng's Chess King: The station couldn't be more chaotic, and thousands of people were talking. No one noticed the temporary red cloth slogan. This slogan was hung many times, and the words and paper were broken. One quotation song after another in the loudspeaker made everyone panic even more.

Mccullough's Thorn Birds: Legend has it that there is a bird that sings only once in its life, and its song is more beautiful than that of all living things in the world. From the moment it left the nest, it was looking for the thorn tree and wouldn't stop until it reached its goal. Then, it plunged into the longest and sharpest thorns and let go of the sound among the wild branches. At the dying moment, it transcended its own pain, and its singing actually eclipsed larks and nightingales. This is a beautiful song that ends with death. However, the whole world is listening quietly, and God is smiling in the sky. Because the best things can only be exchanged with the deepest pain ... this is the legend of the thorn bird.