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Ask for four news reviews, each with 200 words. I will adopt it, thank you!

The first one: Yuan Lihai: It was really the "selling children" who arrested me and shot me.

Event Review: A fire accident occurred in a private adoption center in Lankao, Henan Province, killing 7 people, including 6 children. After the tragedy, Yuan Lihai, the owner of the fire and a long-term adopter of abandoned babies and orphans, never appeared in public. After many efforts, the core parties first appeared in front of the media late at night on the 5 th. Do you know when the reporter asks others that you make money by adopting abandoned babies? She said: "I have heard this sentence. When I was interviewed before, I was also asked about "selling children". At that time, I said that if I really "sold children", I would be shot if I was caught. And said I lied to the subsistence allowance or something. I said if either of you wants to feed me more than I do, I'll give you the baby. I used to give my children up for adoption, and I don't want their money. "

Second: an expert couple who studied the water quality in Beijing: "We haven't drunk tap water for 20 years."

Event review: "We haven't drunk tap water for twenty years." Drink "Kunlun Mountain" cold, make tea with "volcanic rocks" in Hainan Island and "Quanyangquan" in Changbai Mountain, and cook with local mineral water in Beijing. Under their influence, friends and relatives around them also gave up drinking tap water. After reading the news that "Beijing couples don't drink tap water", do you still drink tap water?

The third thing: the person in charge of the driving school: "It's not that the new driving test is strict, it's too easy."

Event Review: The first new driving test in Fuzhou, which netizens paid close attention to enthusiastically, has been officially opened, and many netizens also complained bitterly in Weibo. A person in charge of a driving school who has been engaged in driver training in Shanghai for many years admitted that after the introduction of the new traffic regulations, students were killed in the driving test in Shanghai. "In fact, it is not that the new driving test standard is too strict, but that the original test is too easy."

Fourth: Shanghai slogan "Shanghainese who make love"

Event review: 1. Shanghai people who make love; 2. Be the person that Shanghai loves; 3. People who have sex in Shanghai; 4. People who have sex in Shanghai; 5. Shanghainese make love; 6. People who have sex in Shanghai

Fifth: Rich woman Fuli Zong: "I have never had a boyfriend, and my family is too rich."

Event Review: The 30-year-old daughter of a billionaire said in an interview recently that she had never had a boyfriend. The report said that "the family is too rich, and one of the consequences is that it is difficult to distinguish the motives of suitors. It seems that everyone close to her wants to talk business with her. "