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Fan Dad
Fan Dad 1
I have a "fan" dad who I admire, but is somewhat unreliable.
My father is thirty-five years old this year. He is not tall, has jet black hair, and wears a pair of myopia glasses on the straight bridge of his nose. He looks very knowledgeable.
My father doesn’t smoke, but he will immediately become a “little drunkard” after drinking two drinks occasionally. However, my father’s biggest hobby is watching football games, and he is a veritable “fan.” Every time he gets off work, he goes to bed early I sat on the sofa, made a pot of tea, and concentrated on watching the game for several hours. Dad is fascinated by watching football. His mood often changes with the development of the game. Sometimes he is like a deflated ball, sometimes like a child who has won a prize, and sometimes he is very nervous and holds his hands tightly. into a fist.
I remember one time, my mother had something urgent to do and asked my father to cook, and my father agreed. But he was sitting on the sofa watching basketball, and I was doing homework in the room. After a while, he would call out, "Dad, let's go check to see if the porridge is cooked!" Look for a while, look for a while.” When my mother came back, she found that the porridge had overflowed the pot and flowed to the ground. Then she saw that there was only a little porridge left in the pot. My mother was furious, but my father didn't know he was wrong. He looked innocent and muttered, "What's going on? I just didn't pay attention for a while."
Alas, there is such an unreliable "fan" Dad is really dumbfounding. Fan Dad 2
My dad is a football fan. Whenever I have free time, I will turn on the TV, put on the football game, and watch it with relish.
After dinner that night, my father immediately came to the living room and turned on the TV. What happened to be on TV was the football match between the Chinese team and the Japanese team. When my father saw it, he immediately sat down and stared at the TV. Sometimes when he saw the Chinese team scoring, he would shout loudly: "Good ball, good ball!" Sometimes when he saw the Japanese team scoring, he would keep tapping with his hands. table, shouting: "China team, come on!" Once, my father saw that the Chinese team scored more points than the Japanese team, and he jumped up from the sofa with excitement.
The most interesting thing is the scene when dad drinks boiled water while watching the football game. When my father saw the "climax" while watching the football game, he said to me: "Quick, quick, give dad a glass of water!" I poured the water, put the water on the coffee table, and then said to my dad: "Dad, put the water on the coffee table." The water on the coffee table is boiled water. Be careful when you drink it. "I know, I know." Dad waved at me impatiently. I just went back to my room. As soon as I returned to my room, my father yelled "ah". "What's wrong!" I ran to my father quickly. I saw my father opening his mouth, sticking out his tongue, and constantly slapping his tongue with his hands. He stared at me and said, "Why did you pour me a glass of boiled water?" "I told you, this is boiled water, please drink it slowly." I said innocently. "Did you say that?" Dad asked in surprise, "Forget it, adults don't remember villains' faults, you just go do your homework." I stood aside and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
This is my fan dad. Fan Dad 3
Some time ago, China and South Korea won a football match. At this time of tense relations between China and South Korea, there is really nothing more satisfying than such a victory. It was also from this time on that the national football team began to hold its head high and was no longer the football team that people complained about all day long.
Like many people, before this, I only paid attention to basketball and didn’t know much about football.
When it comes to paying attention to basketball, it starts with my dad’s influence. When I was still relatively young, wives were not popular at that time, and home computers were not as common as they are now. So every Saturday, when there was an NBA basketball game, my dad would put down what he was doing and read seriously. He came over to grab the remote control from me, and he looked confident. What he didn't like the most was that after changing the channel, he said, "You can watch this anytime."
It would be okay if I didn’t say it, but I would be even more angry if I said it. Although "Doraemon", "SpongeBob SquarePants", "Crayon Shin-chan", etc. are still broadcast on TV until now, it seems that they are no longer in the original mood and have been interrupted. From now on, it will be difficult to regain that kind of movie-watching experience.
So much so that later I often wondered if I was too obedient, never saying "no", and finding it difficult to refuse others, including in life. I always felt that it would be better to help when there were things within my power. That’s why I have such a character now that I enjoy helping others and find it difficult to refuse. I am both happy and sad.
However, because of my father’s habits, I gradually got into basketball and began to discover that basketball is also a very interesting sport. It can not only strengthen the body, cultivate teamwork skills, but also help people grow up. Tall, boys who play basketball usually have better-looking hands.
My father, a football fan, loves basketball so much, so now I am also drifting away from the pursuit of basketball. Fan Dad 4
My dad has thick eyebrows, bright little eyes, and a eloquent mouth under his tall nose. Although my dad doesn’t have any great features in appearance, he is outstanding in his love for football. He is a real fan!
I remember a few days ago, the hot topic all over the world was the World Cup. Before the game started, my father made preparations for watching the game: replaced the large-screen LCD TV, purchased a large amount of instant noodles, mineral water, beer, various retail stores, etc. Due to the time difference, games are often held in the middle of the night. In order not to affect my mother's rest, my father decided that during the game, the living room would be his temporary room, and the sofa would naturally become his bed.
I remember that night, I was awakened by the shouting outside while I was sleeping, and I thought: Why is it still so noisy in the middle of the night? It’s so annoying! So, I opened the door and looked into the living room: I saw that my father was immersed in the game, his eyes staring straight at the TV screen, without the slightest hint of sleepiness. When he sees a goal, he will suddenly jump up from the sofa, jump happily like a child, and shout: "Okay!" When the team he supports falls behind and loses frequently, he always He would clench his fists and wave them in the air, sighing "Alas, alas, alas!" Dad's mood always fluctuates with the changes in the game.
This is my dad who is a football fan. No matter how late the game is, no matter how tiring the work is, no matter how much his mother complains, he will always wait for his game, immersed in the game as if no one else is around. ... Fan Dad 5
My dad is a die-hard fan! His passion for football games is no less than my passion for cartoons.
Dad, he is a real fan. As long as there is a football game to watch, shopping for food, cooking and other things, he will give up on everything. When a football game is broadcast, he will lock in whichever channel it is."
Isn’t it the World Cup recently? Dad was happy and sad at the same time. He was happy because he could enjoy football games again, but he was sad because the Chinese team did not qualify for the World Cup. On June 8, when he met everyone, he said to everyone: "Tomorrow is the World Cup, remember to watch it!" At home, my father refused to be idle, so he danced disco and muttered: "Ball game, ball game, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!"
The ball game starts every night. At that time, my father would be fully armed with a note on his head. The note would write his favorite team and the star he admired. Among all the stars, he admired Beckham the most. Beckham wore the No. 7 jersey. Dad happened to have a jersey with the number 7. Dad said plausibly: "Hahaha, I am Beckham, haha!" Look, this dad thinks of himself as a football star. It seems that he is very ill! Whenever my favorite team or the star I admire scores a goal, my dad is happier than being paid a monthly salary. After screaming, he runs around the living room like crazy, slapping his palms red, and holding the TV. Kiss me on the left and kiss me on the right, alas, I am hopelessly ill.
The day after staying up late to watch a football match, my father became a "national treasure." However, he smiled very optimistically: "This is a gift from Beckham. How is it? It's quite beautiful." Right? "You said, does this dad have "ball game disease"? However, I am a very interesting fan dad, right? Fan dad 6
My dad is a "hardcore" football fan. As long as there is a game to watch, buying groceries and cooking, picking me up from school, etc., he will forget everything. It is like "nothing to do with housework, all he wants to do is watch the game."
Dad When watching football, I would rather sacrifice my rest time and be a "night owl." When watching the Italian Football League, several TV stations arranged live broadcasts at night.
In order to watch the game, my father prepared an alarm clock and drew a schedule, which was a lot of trouble. Not to mention, this trick really worked. Dad got what he wanted in three consecutive football games, and he was so happy that he hummed a tune.
I thought to myself, this tiger will also take a nap. Sure enough, after several days and nights of hard work, the "tiger" took a nap. Dad's favorite football game will be broadcast at two o'clock in the middle of the night. My mother and I went to bed at nine o'clock, leaving only my father who was still "burning the midnight oil". At two o'clock in the middle of the night, I was woken up by a burst of noise. When I got up, I saw that my father was "crazy". My mother and I took a look Dad, it suddenly dawned on him: After watching several football games in succession, Dad fell asleep on the sofa unknowingly. When he woke up, the game was over. You said that if such an "accident happened," could Dad go "crazy"? "?"
Not long ago, my father took a break at home to watch the Luneng Taishan Championship. In the past, as long as he rested, he would definitely cook delicious meals waiting for us. However, this time my mother and I were frightened. I was stunned: the TV was turned up loudly, and the Taishan team was celebrating the victory with great enthusiasm. However, the one who is crazier than what is shown on TV is my father. He is holding "Baotu Spring" in one hand, waving a small trumpet in the other hand, and shouting "I love you for ten thousand years", which is very crazy!
Look, my dad is such a football fan. Is your dad the same? Fan Dad 7
My dad is a true football fan. Every night when I come back from work, I watch football games, and I even think of myself as a player, coach and referee on the field.
My dad counts down every day: the sixth day, the fifth day, the fourth day, the third day... I asked him later and found out that he was counting down the time to the World Cup. On the day of the World Cup, my father was very happy. I said to my father: "Dad, don't be too happy too early!" After saying that, I smiled secretly. Dad said sadly: "Hey, I can't watch the World Cup today." Just after saying that, my mother opened the door and came in. There was a smile on my mother's face, "The meal is ready, it's time to eat." My father hurriedly said, "Thank you for your hard work! Can I watch the World Cup tonight for a while?" My mother said nothing, just nodded, expressing Agreed.
The World Cup started, and my father was watching TV with his rice bowl in hand. He shouted happily: "Good goal!" and roared angrily: "What a stinky foot!" I ran over to watch after eating. , was also fascinated by the World Cup. When we saw our neighbor Japan’s team scoring a goal, my dad and I cheered happily. It was so exciting!
After the World Cup, I did not become more interested in football, but my father was still passionate about football.
This is my dad, a die-hard football fan. Fan dad 8
My dad is a basketball fan.
He is tall and thin and likes to wear sportswear. He has a round face, two big eyes like two black pearls under a pair of arched eyebrows, and a eloquent mouth under a small nose. He usually doesn't talk much, but every time I play the piano, he keeps gibbering, which is really unbearable.
Dad’s only hobby is basketball. Because he is a basketball fan, he dare not miss any basketball game. I remember that weekend, there was a basketball game early in the morning. My father got up early to wash up, finished breakfast in three minutes, and then sat on the sofa, staring at the TV, holding a flag in his hand, ready to Be a conductor from the field.
The game has begun. Dad also started shouting: "Pass! Pass! Shoot!" He was happily coaching off the court. Whenever his team scored a goal, he cheered loudly and waved flags. I was still sleeping, but my father made me so noisy that I couldn't fall asleep at all. I walked to the living room angrily and said, "Dad, can you lower your voice? I have to sleep!" However, my father couldn't hear it at all. Instead, he made the voice louder and louder, saying, " What time is it? Don't you get up? Come and watch with me!" I reluctantly went back to the room and covered myself with a quilt and continued to sleep. But not long after, I heard my dad shout: "Ah! Great! Victory!" This shout scared me so much that I rushed out angrily and wanted to "protest" with my dad, but when I went out I found Mom had already come out. She had a serious look on her face. She picked up the remote control and turned off the TV. Dad had no choice but to stop watching.
Alas...only my mother can cure this fan dad.
Fan Dad 9
Time passed with the ticking sound of the clock. The Chinese team equalized the score in a counterattack by Su Maozhen. One dark and windy night, my father was holding a beer and I was munching French fries, sitting in front of the TV. "Appreciating" the battle between China and South Korea in the Asian Cup.
As soon as the game started, the Chinese team was overwhelmed. Unexpectedly, China was awarded a penalty kick just eight minutes later.
"It's over!" My dad and I said in unison.
But God opened his eyes, China Gate actually saved the penalty kick. "That's so cool!" I jumped up excitedly.
My father slowly raised his glass, faced the TV and said deeply: "Cheers to Jiangjin!"
I just breathed a sigh of relief for the Chinese team, but the good times did not last long. , within a few minutes, China fell.
"Alas, the situation is over, China is COME OVER again." I said to myself. Dad sighed and ran to the toilet - he drank too much beer.
Time passed with the ticking sound of the clock, and the Chinese team equalized the score in a counterattack by Su Maozhen.
"It's not easy!" I let out a sigh of relief.
Dad clapped his hands and laughed, saying with a smile: "It's a fool, it's a fool! It's definitely a fool!"
Shortly after the start of the second half, South Korea scored another goal, 1: 2. Alas, China is out of luck again. Just then, the signal went dead. After watching the skating for a while, the footage came back.
"2:2!" Dad suddenly shouted.
Maybe he was too excited, he actually kicked the beer bottle down, which shocked me. Haha, the Chinese team actually got the score back when the screen was interrupted. "Dad, please turn off the TV quickly. It might be 3:2 later."
Of course the TV was not turned off, and the Chinese team did not score any more goals. The final score was 2:2. The Chinese team continues its 20-year history of "not winning against South Korea". Dad raised his neck and drank the last sip of beer. He turned to me and said word by word: "On the day of China's victory over South Korea, I will not forget to pay tribute to Naiweng for family sacrifices." Fan dad 10
In my case In my eyes, my father is very tall. People who don’t know may think that my father is a teacher, because he wears a pair of glasses and has a very teacher-like demeanor. In fact, his job is to repair household appliances. As long as someone's household appliances break down, this special "doctor" will check it out and most of the appliances will be "healed".
In addition to loving his job, my dad is a die-hard football fan. I remember one time it was a Saturday and I was watching TV. My dad came over and grabbed the TV with me. It turned out that there was a football match today. I grabbed the remote control and was about to change the channel, and my dad told me to unplug the TV. Usually my dad is serious, but at this time, he was like a child. Alas, there is really nothing we can do against him!
One time, my father was watching a football match with great interest, but for some reason, the TV that had not been broken for several years suddenly turned off with a "pop". Something went wrong with the TV suddenly, but my father was so anxious that he was like an ant on a hot pot. However, fortunately, he was a maintenance worker. He quickly picked up the tools he used every day and skillfully opened the TV casing. He was indeed an experienced master. In less than ten minutes, the TV gave him "medicine" alright.
Dad had no choice but to come to the TV again, as if nothing had happened, and watched the TV with gusto, only to hear Dad say alone: ??"Goal! Goal!" !" He would say, "Quick, quick, good shot." Just watch him not taking his eyes off the TV screen. When the game was exciting, he would dance and sometimes shout non-stop.
This is my dad, he can be called a true die-hard fan. Fan dad 11
Speaking of dad, the most prominent thing is his beer belly. That is my exclusive pillow. It feels great to lie on it. What’s more, the thick hair on his body is very conspicuous, and coupled with his father’s tall figure, he is simply a real-life version of Tarzan! Dad, my biggest hobby in this life is watching football games. If you want to give me the best "fan award", it must be my dad.
There is another football match tonight, and my father is so happy that he can’t sit still. He ate a few bites of food and stayed by the TV early with a bottle of cold beer, waiting to watch the live broadcast of the World Cup final.
If he watches the game alone, our whole family will have no peace!
Based on past experience of watching football, from the beginning to the end of the game, my father was always staring at the screen intently, making sure to have a panoramic view of every move of every player on the team. He occupies the TV set, so we can only stay away. Even so, we will inevitably suffer the consequences! A player accidentally touched the ball with his hand in the penalty area. My father was so angry that he slapped the table: "Asshole, you loser!" We were all frightened when we heard this. If there was a penalty kick, my father would definitely be more nervous than the contestants, with a face on his face. The sky was covered with dark clouds, and he said nothing, his eyes were widened, and his face was almost pressed against the screen. At this time, we would all hold our breath together, for fear of shocking the old man's game on the TV. When the team he supports scores a goal, he immediately beams with joy, jumps up, pumps his fists, and shakes his fat belly in cheers. If the team loses, he will be angrier than the players, beat his chest and swear never to watch football again. But the next time there was a game, he threw all the talk about not watching the ball out of the window!
Hey! This is my dad who is a football fan. He loves watching football and I love watching him! Fan Dad 12
This man’s skin is a bit dark, but the black is red. The two black eyes are set on the "handsome" cheeks, looking bright and bright. Who is this person? ah! It turns out he is my dad. Dad likes to watch TV very much, especially watching football games. Every time he watches a football match, he can reach the limit that is difficult for us to climb - he is obsessed with it. It can be said that dad is a veritable fan.
That night, I was awakened by a nightmare. Suddenly, I found a light on in the living room, and I thought: Is there a thief in our house? At that time, I was shocked by my thoughts, but in order to find out what happened, I braved it and walked gently to the living room. I found that it was my father watching TV. It really gave me a false alarm. "Hey, Dad, why did you..." I was interrupted by my father before I could finish my words. "Shh--, keep your voice down, don't let your mother hear it, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous." In order to prevent my father from getting scolded, I asked him softly in his ear: "Why aren't you sleeping yet?" "Haha, I'll go to bed after watching this. You should go back to bed quickly and don't worry about me." Then he sent me away. I had no choice but to say, "Then you should go to bed quickly." "He nodded and said, "I will definitely do it." As soon as he finished speaking, I got into bed. Later, I don’t know how long my father watched it, but I’m sure it was already very late by then.
Dad not only watches it at night, but also in the morning. But I usually watch it in the morning because I am busy with work in the evening and I don’t watch it, so I watch the replay in the morning. Although I didn't see the live broadcast in the morning, it didn't affect the effect. Dad still watched it with great interest. Sometimes, dad will cheer for the players! It makes me feel like I am actually there!
Although my father’s basketball skills are average, will this stop him from his love for basketball and ball games? Not only does this not stop his father, but it makes him more successful in becoming a fan.
This is my dad - a veritable fan. I like my dad who is a fan. Fan dad 13
My dad is a "football fan" at home and forgets everything while watching football. Now let me tell you how obsessed my fan dad is.
"Quickly, pass the ball! Hurry up and shoot..." Dad's eyes were wider than eggs. He held the remote control tightly with both hands, as if he was afraid that someone would snatch it. At this juncture, he will be in trouble for anyone who wants to call him. When dad was watching football, my sofa suffered a lot. When he was happy, his father slapped it and shouted: "Good shot!"; when he was angry, his father punched him several times and shouted: "Idiot, you can't even score this goal, it's too bad!". By the time a football game came around, the poor couch was scarred.
"Ding-咛咛, ding-咛咛". The watch my dad ordered woke me up. I got up and saw that it was only 3:20 at night! I quietly came to my dad's room and saw that my dad had already turned on the TV and tuned it to the sports channel. "Dad, Dad, it's so late, why are you watching TV if you don't sleep?" I complained. Suddenly, there was only a "dong" sound, and my father actually kicked the chair down! Look at his expression again: black with purple, and he shouted angrily: "This idiot can't even score such an easy goal." , He’s still on the national team!” I shook my head and lay on the bed again.
"Come and eat!" Mom shouted. I came to the dinner table, but my dad was watching the game between the United States and Italy on the TV. Seeing that my father was not yet "in place", my mother shouted again: "It's time to eat!" But my father seemed not to hear, and still watched attentively. Finally, my mother was so angry that she resorted to her trump card - pulling her ears. Dad, who was watching TV, was suddenly "attacked" by his mother, so he had no choice but to surrender, turn off the TV, and come to the dinner table.
Dad, Dad, you have become obsessed with it. Fan Dad 14
Dad is a true fan. He was a must-see in every World Cup football match not long ago. No, there are still more than 30 minutes left before the final between Brazil and Germany! He sat on the sofa early and waited for the big competition to start. He is a die-hard fan of the Brazilian team.
The game started. Dad had a cigarette in his mouth, his brows furrowed, and he stared at the screen intently. When she was playing with the ball, her clothes looked like they wanted to get into them, and she couldn't even hear anyone talking to him.
More than 10 minutes into the second half, Brazil's Rivaldo dribbled the ball into the German team's penalty area. He shot hard, but the ball was saved by German goalkeeper Kahn, but he failed to catch it and the ball bounced out again. Dad jumped up from the sofa and shouted loudly: Quick, make up the shot, hit him. Caught off guard! His face was flushed, the tendons in his neck were stretched so high, and his hands were still gesturing hard. Looking at his posture, it seems as if he is the captain on the field, directing the players to play. At this moment, Ronaldo suddenly appeared and took a supplementary shot. The ball easily fell into the net. Suddenly, Dad was like a child who saw a lollipop, his face was full of excitement, and he shouted: "In!" In! My mother said reproachfully: Keep your voice down, my ears are almost deafened by you! Only then did my father realize that he was watching a football game, and he quickly said: I'm sorry, I'm too excited, I must keep my voice down in the future.
……
The whistle sounded at the end of the game, and the Brazilian team defeated the German team 2-0. Dad was dancing with joy. I asked him why he wanted to be a fan, and he said: Football can meet the sports spirit of a country and reflect the strength and perseverance of a team. Oh, I finally understand why dad is a loyal football fan. Fan Dad 15
Dad is a super football fan. When he is at home, he is either playing his precious football or watching CCTV’s sports channel. Alas, you have been confused for a long time, Chinese football has not entered the World Cup, and we in Anhui do not have a Chinese Super League team.
After finishing my homework, I was just about to watch my favorite "The New Big-Headed Son and the Little-Headed Dad", but I didn't want someone to sneak in, let alone, they must be half grabbing and half stealing to fight for the remote control. . Before I could recover, there was already the sound of football fighting on the TV. No matter how I looked at him, he ignored me.
Would it be better if dad played football? That’s not necessarily the case! Once, he and his brother were playing football in the yard. The brother used his big foot and the football flew over the neighbor's big yellow dog's kennel. This dog is notoriously vicious in our community, and no one dares to get close. My father was anxious and worried, and my mother persuaded him not to play this crappy football. You never expected that this grown man was so capable that he actually stole a few ham sausages from the refrigerator and wanted to exchange them with the big yellow dog.
Yeah! That's something I usually can't bear to eat. I had no choice but to watch the big yellow dog eat the snacks that were originally mine. There is another thing that you would never expect. Dad lay on the ground and took the football back. Fortunately, the big yellow dog was obsessed with ham and did not notice his "groveling".
Alas! With such a fan dad, if Chinese football can’t even make it to the World Cup, I’d be really sorry for him!
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