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Collect 100 classic English jokes.
1 Frankly speaking, honey, I don't care at all.
Frankly speaking, honey, I don't care at all. (Gone with the Wind 1939)
I'm going to make him an offer that he can't refuse.
I gave him something, and he couldn't refuse it. (Godfather 1972)
3. You don't understand! I have good taste. I could have become a competitor. I could have made a difference, instead of being a tramp like this.
You don't understand! I could have gained social status, I could have become a competitor, I could have become anyone worthy of respect, not a worthless tramp! (dock storm 1954)
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
Toto, I don't think we can ever go back to Kansas. (The Wizard of Oz 1939)
5, it's up to you, son.
It's up to you, son (Casablanca 1942)
Go ahead and make my day.
Come on, make me happy, too (see the sun through the clouds 1983)
Well, Mr Demule, I'm ready to take my close-up.
All right, Mr. Demray, I'm ready to take my close-up shot. (Sunset Avenue 1950)
May the Force be with you.
May the Force be with you. (Star Wars 1977)
9. Fasten your seat belt. It will be a bumpy night.
Fasten your seat belt, it will be a bumpy night. (all about eve 1950)
10 Are you talking to me?
Are you talking to me? (Taxi Driver 1976)
1 1, the original text: "Would you be shocked if I put on more comfortable clothes?"
Source: Joan? Jean harlow, Angel of Hell, 1930.
"Would you be shocked if I put on more comfortable clothes?"
12, I like the smell of napalm in the morning.
I like the smell of napalm in the morning air. (Apocalypse Now 1979)
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
Love is never having to say sorry. (Love Story 1970)
14, the original text: "I can dance with you until the cow comes home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows coming home. "
Origin: Gerok? Groucho max, simple thing, duck soup, 1933.
I can dance with you until the cow comes home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home. "
15, the original text: "Are you talking to me?"
Source: Robert? De Niro, taxi driver, 1976.
"Are you talking to me?"
16, the original text: "gifme avisky, ginger ale is on the side, and don't be stingy, baby."
Source: Greta? Garbo, Anna? Cristiana Christie, 1930
Give me a whisky with ginger ale. Baby, don't be too stingy. "
17, the original text: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get."
Source: Tom? Hanks, Forrest Gump, 1994
Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what you're gonna get.
18, it worked, Ma! Top of the world!
Do well and stand on the top of the world! ("wyndell dichinson War" 1949)
19, I'm so angry, I won't do it again!
I'm as crazy as the devil in hell, and I won't do it again! (TV Fengyun 1976)
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. (Casablanca 1942)
2 1, the original text: "It's not the man's county in your life, it's your man's life."
Source: mae west, I am not an angel. 1933.
"It is not the men in your life that are valuable, but the lives of you and men are valuable."
22, Bond. James bond.
Bond, James Bond. (DoctorNo. 1962)
There is no place like home.
There is no place like home. (The Wizard of Oz 1939)
24, I am big! It's the photo that has shrunk.
I'm big! It's these photos that make me smaller. (Sunset Avenue 1950)
25, show me the money!
Let me see the money! (Mr. Sweetheart 1996)
28th, play it, Sam. Play "Time Goes by".
Sam, play this song. Let's play Time Passes. (Casablanca 1942)
29, you can't handle the truth!
You can't manipulate the facts! (Yihai Hero 1992)
30, I want to be alone. I want to be alone (Grand Hotel 1932)
3 1, after all, tomorrow is another day!
After all, tomorrow is another day! (Gone with the Wind 1939)
I want the same as her. I want the same as her. ("When Harry meets Sally" 1989)
37, I'll be back.
I'll be back. (terminator 1984)
Today, I consider myself the luckiest person on earth.
Now, I think I am the luckiest person in the world. (Yankee Pride 1942)
Mom always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you will get.
Mom says life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. (Forrest Gump 1994)
43. We will always have Paris.
We will always miss Paris (that wonderful time). (Casablanca 1942)
Oh, Jerry, forget it. We have stars.
Oh, Jerry, stop begging the moon. We already have stars. (Navigation 1942)
Well, nobody is perfect.
No one is perfect. (Passionate 1959)
5 1, you must ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Okay, right, punk?
You should ask yourself a question: "am I lucky?" Do it quickly, young man, ignorant young man. (Detective Harry 197 1)
52. You lied to me in Hello. 〃
From the moment you say "hello", you have me. (Mr. Sweetheart 1996)
There is no crying in baseball!
No crying in baseball! (Red Alliance 1992)
A boy's best friend is his mother.
A boy's best friend is his mother. (Psychology 1960)
Greed is good for lack of a better word.
There is no better word than "greed" (Wall Street 1987)
Keep close to your friends, but keep close to your enemies.
Keep close to your friends, but keep close to your enemies. (Godfather II1974)
As God is my witness, I will never go hungry again.
As God is my witness, I won't let myself go hungry again. (Gone with the Wind 1939)
Mrs Robinson, you are trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
Mrs Robinson, you are tempting me, aren't you? (graduate 1967)
There are so many towns and pubs in the world, but she walked into mine.
Of all the towns and pubs in the world, she walked into mine. (Casablanca 1942)
7 1, wait a minute, wait a minute You haven't heard anything yet!
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You must have heard something! (Jazz Singer 1927)
I have always relied on the kindness of strangers.
I always rely heavily on the kindness of strangers. (A streetcar named Desire 195 1)
83, listen to them. Children at night. The music they made.
Come and listen! The children's voices in the dark are the wonderful music they create. (Vampires 193 1)
94. I feel the need-the need for speed!
I feel a need, a need to speed up! (Top Gun 1986)
95. Eat, drink and be merry. Hurry up, children. Make your life different.
Life should be happy. Seize every day, children. Make your life different. (Dead Poets Society 1989)
100, I am the king of the world! I am the king of the world! (Titanic 1997)
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