Teacher's Day funny sketch, 2-3 people, hurry up.

The characters in the funny sketch script "Freshmen Entering the School" for Teachers' Day: Fan Si (soft on the outside and firm on the inside), Liu Mang (humorous and straightforward), Yang Jingze (humorous, "sleeping god", and his tone mimics Xiao Shenyang), Huo Yuanyi (simple and honest, with some stuttering), George W. Bush (cute baby), Xiao Pudding (quiet and generous) and Qin Ershi (stuttering but very funny). Fan Si then held a drawing board in his hand, and the two of them looked around and made a "devil entering the village" shape. Liu: (looking at the sign at the door of the classroom) It was Class 818 just now, and this is Class 918. Well, I finally found it. Fan: (patting Liu on the shoulder) Brother, (emphasizing) you read it backwards, right? Liu: (holding his glasses and looking at them) Oh, yes, yes, I said that the September 18th Incident was not here either! (Pauses and looks at Fan) Are you … a new classmate, too? Fan: Ang! Liu: What's your major? (Patting Fan's drawing board) Woodworker Ang? Fan: (Take the drawing board back and take a foot, and Liu takes a step back and is startled) Art! Liu: Ah, art, not bad! Fan: And you are? Liu: Me? (Take out the music book and show it to Fan) Music (le) (Make a fist in your right hand and start singing as a microphone) Fan: Ah, music (le) is very good! (Paused) Then let's hurry in. (Emphasis) The teacher will come soon! (The two entered the classroom in the form of "devils entering the village", and only Yang Jingze was sleeping in the classroom; Fan and Liu sat on two stools in the last row and chatted ...) Liu: Hey, I said, how much did you bring back here? (I waved the gesture of "money" in front of Fan twice, and Fan's head also turned twice. Liu finally clicked his fingers and Fan stopped.) Fan: (Thinking) Oh, I brought more than 4. Liu: (thinking) More than 4 … Is more than 4 enough? Fan: (wondering) Is it enough … or not? Liu: I want to know, I also ask you? Who knows what this school eats? If you eat instant noodles, you can eat them for months; If you eat Beijing roast duck, you will be gone in two or three days! Who knows whether this school eats instant noodles or Beijing roast duck? (thoughtfully, suddenly) Hey, I said, where are you from? Fan: I, oh (thinking), I'm from Niujiao Village, Luzhuang Township, Anxin County, Baoding City, Hebei Province. (di speaks faster and the tone is aggravated.) Liu: I got it. Wait, look for (pointing to my head and thinking) Niujiao Village Ang? Fan: Ang, who are you? Liu: Me? I'm from Bianying Village, Baituan Township, Qingyuan County, Baoding City, Hebei Province. (di speaks faster and the tone is aggravated.) Fan: Bianying Village? Liu: Ang! ... hey, after all this talk, I don't know your name. Fan: Ah, my surname is Fan. Liu: Fan what? Fan: (a little angry, suddenly standing up and pushing Liu's shoulder) You are stupid! My last name is Fan Mingsi. Liu: Fan Mingsi? What a good name! Look at China for 5, years ... (getting up and going to make a long speech) Fan: (stopping Liu) Big Brother, Big Brother ... It's Fan Si (nodding) Liu: Fan Si, the name is also very good. Look at this Fan, this Si, especially this Si ... You are the fourth in the family, right? Fan: Ah! Yes! (Sit down) (Liu Jianfan sits down and sits down) What's your last name? Liu: My surname is Liu! Fan: Your name is? Liu: Liu Mang! Fan: (startled, getting up and pointing to Liu) You … you rascal? Liu: (gets up) Who is the rascal? Can you talk? Many people have misunderstood! It's not a rogue, it's Liu Mang! Fan: Is that … is that still a rascal? Liu: (looking at Fan, a little angry) Bah! I'll give you a face of slimming tea! (Fan wipes his face with his hand and shakes it) This Liu is Liu surnamed Liu, and this mang is a vacant mang, (gesturing with his hand) Liu Mang! Do you understand? Fan: Oh, Liu Mang! Liu: You know me?

fan: no! Liu: I don't know you. "Oh," I don't know you. (The two of them sit down and are silent for a moment, and Liu gets up.) Liu: Hey, this (zeng) week, (Fan stands up) I see you are in good shape (I slapped Fan on the shoulder and Fan almost didn't fall down). Let's make friends. Fan: All right! Liu: I have money here. Fan: (excited) Really? ! Liu: I'll invite you to dinner another day! Fan: All right! Liu: How about buying you some noodles? Fan: Board face? No, no, no bean curd! Liu: Hey, bean curd brain suddenly bean curd brain, fart bigger things, suddenly it's a deal! ! Fan: Ang! (George W. Bush, Xiao Pudding, Qin Ershi, Huo Yuanyi, Beidaihe. Taking the lecture table as a reference, the above students' position layout: the first row: George W. Bush on the left, little pudding on the right; The second row: Qin Ershi is on the left and Yang Jingze is on the right; The third row: Huo Yuanyi is on the left and Beidaihe is on the right; The fourth row: Liu Mang is on the left and Fan Si is on the right. After entering the classroom, the students started chatting. Suddenly someone shouted, "The teacher is coming." So everyone sat down. Teacher Liu took a math book in his hand and solemnly walked to the lecture table.) Teacher Liu: Hello, classmates, I am your class teacher. My name is Liu. I hope everyone will unite and help each other in the future and study hard. In the future … (Looking around, I found someone sleeping) Alas! That classmate! (Pointing at Yang Jingze) Beidaihe: Hey! (Pushing Yang with his hand, Yang wakes up from his sleep and looks at Beidaihe with dim eyes.) Teacher! Yang Jingze: (I didn't hear you clearly) The key? The key is in the pocket, Tony! (Just reaching for the key) Beidaihe: Teacher! Yang Jingze: (suddenly stands up, staggered, quickly puts on his glasses and looks at Mr. Liu) Hello, teacher! Miss Liu: What's your name? Yang Jingze: Teacher, my Chinese name is Yang Jingze. Miss Liu: Do you have a foreign name? Yang Jingze: My English name is Jingze Y-ang! Teacher Liu: Why did you sleep when you first arrived? Yang Jingze: Teacher! I sleep for a reason (di)! Miss Liu: What's the reason? Yang Jingze: Actually, I have summed it up. Sometimes when I think about it, class is the same as sleeping (di). When the intraocular pressure is closed and the pressure is open, the pressure class will pass, howl! The intraocular pressure is closed for eight times (equivalent to "no"), and this pressure will pass in the morning. Howl! Teacher Liu: Then you sleep every day? Yang Jingze: Teacher, I don't sleep every day. Do you know what the most painful thing in life is? Miss Liu: What? Yang Jingze: It's somebody else's cooking. You haven't woken up yet! Miss Liu: (surprised) Oh, my God! (Huo Yuanyi raises his hand, and Teacher Liu signals Yang Jingze to sit down and let Huo Yuanyi stand up) Teacher Liu: What's your name? Huo Yuanyi: My name is Huo Yuanyi. Miss Liu: What? H: Huo Yuanyi. (Teacher Liu still didn't catch it clearly, and he was puzzled.) Qin Ershi: He … He … His name is Huo … Huo … Yang Jingze: Oh, my God, did you sing Huo Yuanjia? George W. Bush: Don't be "Huo". His name is Huo Yuanyi! Miss Liu: Oh, why did you just raise your hand? Huo Yuanyi: Teacher, do you know what is the most painful thing in life? (Teacher Liu looks at Huo Yuanyi doubtfully) Huo: It's that people haven't finished class since they woke up! Miss Liu: (startled) Ah! Yang Jingze: Brilliant! (Two people hug) It can be seen that (zhao) is a "fellow villager". (After sitting back to their original positions) Teacher Liu: I didn't expect the students to sum up such "incisive" words, which really shocked me! Let's ask the students to introduce themselves. Miss Liu: (walks to George W. Bush's desk) Come here, this classmate! George W. Bush: (beaming) Teacher, my surname is Xiao, my name is George W. Bush, and this name was given to me by my mother (di). My mother said, this name (pointing back with her hand) sounds good! Teacher Liu: (echoing the voice) It sounds good, it really sounds good! (Turning to Pudding) Pudding: (Gentle) Teacher, my name is Xiao, too. My name is Pudding! Teacher Liu: (slightly surprised, but very kind) I quite like to eat pudding ice cream! George W. Bush: (excited) I love it, too! Miss Liu: (walks up to Qin Ershi) This classmate? Qin Ershi: Old … old … teacher, I … I … I … I like eating more! Miss Liu: Well, what's your name? Qin Ershi: I ... I ... I ... My last name is ... Qin ... Teacher Liu: Your name is not Qin Shihuang, is it? Qin Ershi: No … No … No … No! I ... I ... My name is ... Qin ... Qin ... Qin Ershi! Miss Liu: (surprised) Qin Ershi? ! Qin Ershi: Old … old … teacher, it … actually I … I … I … I told you … you … you said … talking is … yes … it's the same … the same (di)! Miss Liu: (a little silly) Oh! Teacher Liu: (coming to my senses) What's your name? (looking at Beidaihe) Beidaihe: (coldly) Teacher, my surname is Bei, and my name is Beidaihe! Yang Jingze: (looking back) Oh, my God, is this a name? Beidaihe: (staring at Yang Jingze savagely) What is a name if it's not a person's name? Teacher Liu: (to Yang Jingze) Don't make fun of others! ... come on, that classmate in the back! Fan Si: (Throwing the drawing board backwards, standing up and whispering) Oh, teacher, my name is Fan Si! Teacher Liu: You are so gentle. Please sit down! Liu Mang: (stands up by himself) Teacher, I said it too! Fan Si: (Hurriedly getting up and stopping Liu Mang) What are you talking about? Liu Mang: (looking at Fan Si) Tell me about yourself! Fan Si: What are you talking about introducing yourself? As soon as you say it, Uncle shoushou will come later! Teacher Liu: (confused) What uncle (shoushou)? Fan Si: Uncle shoushou! Miss Liu: (surprised) And you are? Liu Mang: I'm Liu Mang (holding a fist salute). Teacher Liu: Ah! (fainting, Xiao Buding holds the teacher) Fan Si: Didn't you say Ang? Liu Mang: I said, what's the matter? The students didn't feel dizzy, and Uncle shoushou didn't come … Fan Si: The students didn't feel dizzy, and Uncle shoushou didn't come, but the teacher … didn't! Liu Mang: The teacher is gone. Look for him! (Liu Mang and Fan Si imitate monkeys and look around) Yang Jingze: (Stand up and hum an opening song of The Journey to the West) Oh, my God, play The Journey to the West! (The teacher stands up) Fan Si: Hey, the teacher is in Nani! (shows Liu Mang with his finger) Liu Mang: Teacher Ha Buang, your eyes are not good! Fan Si: (with some contempt) Cut! Miss Liu: Sit down, two students! Hey, the manners of the students really conform to the style of our art students! I hope everyone will live in harmony in the future, study hard and build an excellent class group. What do you say? All students: OK! Miss Liu: We are … Liu Mang: (stands up and holds out a V sign of victory) 918! (Others cast a surprised look at Liu Mang) Say in unison: Huh? Fan Si: (Stand up, stretch out your thumb and forefinger to make an "eight" gesture and hold your chin) It's August 19! Everyone: Oh! (End of sketch, curtain call! ）< /SPAN>