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1. Not a big deal, we're friends.

Who among us is following whom?

2. You! You again!

Why is it you? Why is it always you?

3. How dare you! I have to teach you a lesson. Fellows, attack together

If you have the guts, I have to show you some color, brothers! Come together!

4. You'd better disappear from the earth!

How far is death!

5. Please be straightward.

If there is something going on, go ahead and leave if there is nothing going on! !

6. The same to you.

7. Hold it! Or Freeze!

Stop right there! !

8. Be honest. Don't pretend to know the answer when you don't.

Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing...

9. cousin

cousin

10. (Can be translated as like father, like son) Like father, like son.

Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and the mouse’s son can dig holes!

11.. You've got your nerve, and I'll turn against you.

You're shameless if I give you face, I'll turn against you if you're embarrassed

12. two cars move towards each other, suddenly they get in a crash and many people get injured, with somebody even dying

Description of the car accident scene

13. burst with joy; be highly delighted;

burst with joy

14. pass by or go by, and don't miss it

pass by, don't miss it

15. Xiao Ming: I am sorry!

Foreigner: I am sorry too!

Xiao Ming: I am sorry three!

Foreigner: What are you sorry for? < /p>

Xiao Ming: I am sorry five!

16. I have nothing but a life to spare only!

I have nothing but a life to spare only!

I have nothing but a life to spare

17. I am Laoda Li, 25 years old this year.

My name is Laoda Li, 25 years old this year.

18. You have what it takes; You have it in you; You have some skills.

19. Study hard, make progress every day: (No need for translation, foreigners can understand it)

good good study, day up!

20. go straight to the point; cut the cackle and come to the horses;

Straight to the point

21. of a wide [rich] variety; a motley variety of; multifarious;

Various

22. huge crowds of people; a sea of ??faces; the sea of ??humanity

huge crowds of people

23. Original meaning: fail to hold ; Extended meaning: can't take more of it

I can't stand it

24. Go and see it.

Go and see it.

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25. matchmaker

The Old Man Under the Moon

26. You are blessed by God (You are blessed by God, so many people will die without your turn) So Many people will die without seeing you die.

27. Get out of my sight! GO AWAY! 死开

28. If you keep dubious, I'll give you a lecture.

If You're not trivial, I'll give you some color to see.

29. What to ask! What to look at! Why are you laughing? What fucking are you asking? What fucking are you looking at? What fucking are you laughing at?

30. Have the affair with sb. Have an affair with someone.

31. What's up?/What's wrong/What's the matter?

32. concubine mistress.

33. Keep a concubine or mistress.

34. uncle cousin