Love Apartment Season 2 Episode 4 Lines

>Yuyou: Time's up

Zhang Wei: One thousand one hundred

Yifei: One thousand one hundred and fifty-two, right?

Zhang Wei: Right? Wrong, one thousand one hundred and fifty-two, I was about to say

Yifei: Many children also said one thousand, one hundred and fifty-two

Zhang Wei: I won one hundred ( Reach out)

Yifei: Sorry, the correct answer is zero

Zhang Wei: Why

Yifei: Because melons don’t grow on trees at all and Zeng Xiaoxian My legs are too short and I can’t climb trees at all. What I just said was if

Zhang Wei: What kind of brain teaser is this?

Yifei: You don’t even know how to think, but you still dare to say that you have a high IQ?

Zhang Wei: Youyou, please comment

Yuyou: You are not rude, but Zhang Wei, you owe one and a half pesos now

Zhang Wei: Wait If I wasn't prepared just now, let me warm up, I will never fall for your trick again

Yifei: The chips in the next round are 200, are you sure you want to play

Zhang Wei : Of course

Yifei: Please listen to the question. If there is a car, Xiao Ming is driving, Xiaohong and Xiaolan are sitting in the back seat, who is the owner of the car?

Zhang Wei: I know what I am talking about. There is no such car because you said if

Yifei: Hahaha, I’m sorry you answered wrong. There really is this car and the owner’s name is if. Because I just said if there is a car

Yuyou: Zhang Wei, you owe two hundred and five dollars

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(子 Qiao and Xiaoxian are playing Three Kingdoms)

Ziqiao: Steal the sheep easily

Xiaoxian: Impeccable

Ziqiao: Kill

Xiaoxian : Flash

(Zhang Wei appears with luggage)

Xiao Xian: Zhang Wei, you are on a business trip

Zhang Wei: (Sadly) Don’t bring up the past. Looking back

Zi Qiao: You are not going to move out, are you?

Zhang Wei: It is not moving but being evicted

Zi Qiao: Who is going to evict you?

Zhang Wei: Hu Yifei

Xiao Xian: Hu Yifei? Did she take the wrong medicine? Did you burn her hair? What right does she have to do this? The sovereignty of this room is not hers

Zhang Wei: Unfortunately it is now

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Yifei: (holds out four fingers) How do you say this in English?

Zhang Wei: (Nearly collapsed) four

Yuyou: Congratulations, Zhang Wei, you got all the answers right in English

Yifei: How do you say this (bend four fingers) in English?

Zhang Wei: This

Yuyou: It is agreed that if you answer this question wrong again, you will owe Yifei two thousand yuan (Zhang Wei's face twitches)

Yifei: Announce the correct answer to this It’s wonderful (curved four)

(Zhang Wei cried on the table again)

Yifei: Give up, young man, there are some things that you don’t accept.

Zhang Wei: Let me play another round. I can do it. I will definitely achieve this gorgeous reversal

Yifei: What else can you bet on? I want to pay in cash

Zhang Wei : We always talk about money and lack of culture. We can bet on something fresh and refined

Yifei: For example, your seven socks?

Zhang Wei: I still have one thing, the right to use my room

Yifei: Why do I want your room?

Zhang Wei: (Slap the table ) Yifei, what I bet with you is not to see what you want, but to see what I have

Yuyou: Zhang Wei is playing too big, right?

Zhang Wei: Shi Ke can’t be killed Insult me ??to defend the dignity of a lawyer

Yifei: He is a man. If you answer the next four questions correctly, I will cancel your debt and return it to you with your dignity. But if you make a mistake, There is really no way to turn around after one question

Zhang Wei: Come on

Yifei: Ask why turtles walk on two legs

Zhang Wei :

I know the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Yifei: Not bad

Zhang Wei: Haha, I have mastered the trick of your questions

Yifei: What kind of dog is that? It walks on two legs

Zhang Wei: Snoopy

Yifei: (quickly) What cat walks on two legs

Zhang Wei: hello Kitty

Yifei: I guessed it right. Isn’t it hard for you? (Quickly) Question: Why does a duck walk on two legs?

Zhang Wei: Tang Old duck haha

Yifei: Isn’t it true that every duck walks on two feet

Yuyou: quack (doing duck movements)

Zhang Wei : Referee, she misled me

Yifei: When did I say I won’t mislead you? Who told you that she was the referee? Are you not convinced? Do you want me to give you a last chance?

Zhang Wei: Of course I do

Yifei: Ask which bird walks on two legs

Zhang Wei: (quickly) Every bird uses two legs Hahahahahahaha

Yifei: You have learned to answer questions, but who told you that every bird walks on two feet? Sparrows jump on two legs

Yuyou : Rough words but not rough reasoning

(Zhang Wei was crying)

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Ziqiao: You can’t even tell that Zeng Xiaoxian can’t climb a tree

Zhang Wei: Nothing to say now It's too late. I originally wanted to win glory for the boy, but now I'm really ashamed

Xiao Xian: Okay, you don't need to pay too much attention to her, just talk casually. Why does she want your room?

Yifei: You guys, please move out the bed that is showing off, and then put this washing machine in, hurry up

Ziqiao: Wow, it’s true

Xiaoxian: What are you doing

Yifei: (Imitating Jay Chou) Oh, that’s a good question. What do you think I do? I have the final say on my territory. Ah, I’m going to turn this showroom into a laundry room so that everyone doesn’t have to go to the laundry room downstairs to wash clothes in the future.

Zi Qiao: Laundry room? Can we use it?

Yifei: Of course it can be convenient and beneficial to the people, why not?

Xiao Xian: But this is Zhang Wei’s room

Yifei: Zeng~ It’s true

Xiaoxian: (pull Yifei aside) Don’t be so decisive, he already knows he’s wrong

Yifei: I didn’t force him, right? He insisted on using the right to use the room to bet with me

Xiaoxian: This is just a game, the important thing is to participate

Yifei: Oh, that’s wrong. A game is a game. You don’t have to participate, but you have to abide by the rules of the competition and bear all the consequences

Xiaoxian: Are the rules so important?

Yifei: If there are no rules, then winning or losing is meaningless. Winning or losing is meaningless. Then the game is meaningless (approaching Zhang Wei) If the game is meaningless, then my next actions are also meaningless, right? (Singing) Your room belongs to me and your bed belongs to me (Leave)

Xiao Xian: Zhang Wei, what are you going to do now?

Zhang Wei: Before I find a new place, I can only sleep on the sofa for now, but I don’t have a quilt

Zhang Wei: You lost in the sixth round