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There are only 30 classic quotations

1. Gu Jia died after he was born. Now I am Xu Ziyan's mother.

This is what I do as a mother.

Everything at present is only thirty.

In any case, women should have the right to dream.

The only way not to worry about the road behind is to take the road ahead longer.

6. In the previous 30 years, I have been living in the expectation of others; In the future, I want to do something I like.

7. It is not marriage that darkens, but people.

8. I sometimes think that you are not unmarried, but you are underage.

At the age of 9.30, it seems that everyone is suddenly in a hurry to buy a house, save money and have children. These things have a general name, called apostasy.

10, how tough this woman is depends not on how high she can stand, but on how low she can squat.

1 1. An important sign of growing up is to speak well of outsiders. Those who hurt or are silent are all said to the closest people.

12, people have to pay for every step, I will pay the bill! You live because of your husband's surname, live in the value radius of your husband, and get together to show off the comparison. Really more glamorous and sad, there will be no future!

13, letting the bad guys live is suicide.

14, a really powerful woman, never quietly.