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9. Crossing the river (Sichuan) continuously 10. Linglong (essence) 1 1. Overlap (overlap) 12. DuDu Resort 13. Stop (block) 14. ()
17. Simple and clear (Yao) 18. Qi (Yao) is almost 19. One (drum) is used as gas. 20. Hanging beam thorn (bone) 2 1. Rough and wide (steep) 22. The food is unpacked (unpacked)
24. Get along and wait for Room 26. Don't worry, wait a minute. Make (that is, make) 28. Keep trying. Care about people's lives. Charming (correct).
3 1. Dig the corner. Make a promise (gold) 33 Not taking the right path (shin) 34. Work hard (finish). Stay in the nest. Braised (stewed) fried people. Wax (wax)
38. dead skin (lai) face 39. Blue sky and white clouds. Li Ding (Li) helps 4 1. Make persistent efforts (Li). The old couple (two) 43. The dream (beam) 44. Looking forward to it.
45. Water cage (dragon) head 46. Slaughter 47 people. Spasms (flashes). Beauty (wheel) 49. Luo is fifty years old. Spider silk (horse) trace 5 1. Weakness (depression)
52. Immersed in Myanmar. 54 name (Ming) postcards. Silence (rule 55). Thumb refers to 56. Sweating (vomiting). Add 58. Surprise (surprise).
59. Finishing (repairing) 60. Pro (green) likes 6 1. Qing (tired) bamboo book 62. Admission ticket (coupon) 63. Fame sparrow (magpie) 64. Toughness (stubble) 65. Scratch (itch).
66. Enjoy the taste (reward) 67. Talking and laughing (life) 68. People have an affair (the world), so 69. There is no fear of holding (relying on) 70. The forehead (hand) is called Qing 7 1. Recover (retroactively) 72. Sneaky (worship)
73. The title of the gold medal (title) 74. There is no way to head (throw). Longing for it 76. Migration. Perfect (defective) Kuya (Xiao) 79. Reveal (announce).
80. Tribute (proclamation) 8 1. Choral (metaphysical) law 82. Fake and shoddy products. I can't be myself. You (Jude) are like a tiger going down the mountain. Try your best to go fishing. Overeating taro (taro) makes up the number.
87. Xanadu (source) 88. Dirty money. Dip in water 90. Sting (tingling) 9 1. Pretend (frame) 92. Drink poison to quench thirst. Sit in array (town) 94.
95. Moxibustion (baking) hands can be hot. Jiuzhou (state) 97. Privacy of the bed. Pose (willfulness) 99. Compile 100. Do (sit) for a month.
First of all, I didn't mean to make a mistake (typo in quotation marks)
1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.
2. At the garage door: tire repair "flushing"
3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"
4. Door of furniture store: "furniture" at home
5. Decorate the door of the shop: install "yellow"
6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"
7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.
8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"
9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.
10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.
1 1. Hotel menu: Chicken "Dan"
12, hardware store signboard: "money" seat
13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball
14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"
15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant
16, stop sign: "Hmm" car charge
17, slogan of "strike hard": strike hard.
18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.
19, a traffic slogan: overloading is "almost" harmful.
20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"
Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)
1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" cannot be delayed.
2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.
3. Nourishing advertisement: "Turtle" is safe.
4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing
5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"
6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "belt"
7, Internet cafe advertising: a "net" is deep.
8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.
9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"
10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.
1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.
12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes and clothes"
13, an advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms can be reserved.
14, a cake advertisement: one cake at a time.
15, advertisement for stomach medicine: Say "No" to "stomach"
16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.
17, advertisement of electric iron: 100 "clothes" are obedient.
18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.
19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother
20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"
2 1, advertisement for treating lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller and the small "stone" becomes bigger.
22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"
23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.
24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration front
25. Anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: I am not afraid of hemorrhoids.
26. Advertisement for Garden Apartment: Stay with the apartment.
27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.
28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.
29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd
30. Gift shop advertisement: "Giving gifts" is a matter of course.
Furniture stores promote "furniture"
The signboard of a hotel says "13 is too full"
A real estate advertisement of "burying wealth on all sides" is very conspicuous.
Pharmaceutical companies put out homophonic advertisements, such as "Don't stay at the next place"
The word "stop" is written as "well", fast food is written as the upper left part of the word "rice", eggs are written as "eggs" and all kinds of beer are written as "all kinds of beer sprinkles"
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