6 18 funny jokes

How about we play games? Send me a box of snacks, let me guess who sent it.

Call a friend to borrow money: I had a car accident and needed a sum of money badly. The friend asked quickly, Who is the driver? What car? My wife, shopping cart.

It was almost 6 18 the night before! I chopped my hand in advance, hahahahaha! Where was my hand on 6 18? Forget it, why don't you press the password with your chin first?

The young man asked the Zen master: Master, how did 6 18 pass? . The Zen master put his hand in his sleeve and smiled without a word. I understand youth. You calmed my heart and stood by. The Zen master said my hand was cut off. There is nothing more to say.

I always feel that these days I always say that my wife is a prodigal mother or something, deliberately showing off my wealth. The first is to show off your wife, the second is to show off your money, and the third is to show off your wife and money!

6 18 chop hands ... after this time, I'm going to clean the cupboard and give something back and forth.

Here comes 6 18. I don't know why my husband put everything in the bank card away. Is this wool?

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6 18 things are too cheap, igniting the desire to shop. After thinking for a while, I can't figure out what I missed. Finally figured it out, lack of money!

What sustains me? In this secular world full of fame and fortune, do I still maintain a simple and beautiful personality in the face of the annual shopping carnival? Poor thing! ! ! Come on, read after me: Joan! Read it twice: Joan! Joan! Joan!

6 18 what should be discounted? Your hand!

You have no money if you don't buy things, and you have no money if you buy things, which means buying things doesn't cost money! Why don't you buy it if you don't want money!

Every pickpocket has a priceless car and shopping cart.

Every June, two kinds of people suddenly appear, one is a self-proclaimed pickpocket party, and the other is a prodigal bitch. The former is nothing more than showing off wealth, and the latter is the most hateful: not only a daughter-in-law, but also TM showing off wealth!

It's 6 18. Open your wife's or girlfriend's mobile phone, log in to Alipay, and enter the wrong password three times. Then, the world was quiet.

I want to send it, you want to send it, everyone is around 6 18. You want to laugh, I want to laugh, let's sing together and make a fortune. You want beauty, I want beauty, and everyone can't find the north. You want to jump, I want to jump, and everyone is struggling today.

6 18 is happy to send, happiness blooms in your heart, 6 18 is happy to send, send it to your mouth and laugh, have fun, send it, good luck will always be with you, and wealth will roll in. Happy 6 18.

Happiness in life is the most real, and happiness doesn't need to be found. Willing to send, take this opportunity, happy friends get together, wives and children spend more time with them, parents greet them more, trivial matters are more reasonable, and a happy life is restored.

6 willing to send. Business is smooth, you are happy, business is booming, you smile, your family is harmonious, you are happy, you are healthy, everything is smooth and lucky, which gives you rare happiness and sweetness.

6 along the way, happy haha, days turn over, troubles die early. Wealth fluctuates, happy encounters, warmth, happiness forever, sweetness forever, and luck forever. May your hair grow long, hahaha.

My wallet is bulging, my card is slow, my business is booming, I am much happier, my list is busy, my career is booming, everything goes smoothly and I have more money. I want to send 6 18. Here comes Pepsi.

6 18 willing to send. You must remember to smile often on this day, so that you can send it happily. I wish you happiness and good luck.

Money is always less, luck is always bad, business is mindless, festivals are more troublesome, * * is always out of tune, stocks are too low-key, life is too boring, wealth is nowhere to be found, 6 happiness is to be reported, and luck is to be reported. Taking this opportunity, the financial resources are rolling in and life is getting better. May all the musty smells be washed away and give everyone a happy smile.

I hope I can send it home with good luck. Happy past events are linked together, and happy memories are linked together. May you be happy and rich today, and sweetness will come at last.

If you get rich, you have 66 chances to succeed. If you don't look back, you will get rich. Today's auspicious day, go out and try your luck, make a fortune, make a fortune. Everything is auspicious. 6 18 willing to send.

I want to get rich, get rich, get fat and go crazy and give the world an arrogant smile. Let go of all the principles and troubles, indulge in the embrace of heaven and earth, get rich too distressed, or be angry how reliable. May the 6th be happy and sweet.

Notice from heaven: On June 18, a large-scale lottery and blind date will be held in heaven on June18. Please invite all the single, handsome and beautiful women in the world to attend. All applicants can participate in the * * lucky draw, and may receive prizes such as jade rabbit, peach and manna. Men can touch Chang 'e, and women can be chosen as concubines by the Jade Emperor. Mortals can take the shenzhou spaceship to heaven. If they don't choose round-trip air tickets, heaven will reimburse them. If they choose, sorry, you can't come down.

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The annual Mark Six Lottery will be distributed today. Buy all the stocks and some winning drinks. You are lucky to get rich, so don't waste it casually. If you are unhappy, you can't make less money.

6 18 yes, I want to send it. Let's send it happily together. Holding the golden doll, I grabbed the gold ingot ticket and smiled happily.

There is no sorrow and trouble in life, no irony and ridicule from others. 6 18 would like to send prayers for us and welcome you and my achievements and laughter.

June1August. I want to see you off. Go home to your parents. 6 18 willing to send. You must send a happy home. 6 18 willing to send. Ladies and gentlemen, we will always love China.

Write a blessing to you, write ten good luck with your wealth, write a happy flower with love, and build a harmonious home together today.

6 willing to send. A smiling face, a pair of love, three lucky, four seasons together, colorful, 66 Dashun, colorful, rich, long-lasting, happy and sweet life. May you be happy and sweet with her today.

The financial resources are rolling like rivers and seas, and the lucky stars are shining in the southeast. Today, I laughed again in six good days. Send an auspicious gold ingot and put it in a gold coin wallet. It used to be hard. I wish you a very happy day.

6 18 willing to send, wealth covers you, me and him; 6 18 willing to send, gold coins roll like brakes; 6 18 is willing to send it, and * * people will buy the * * jackpot to share the stock market with shareholders; 6 18 willing to send. Businessmen make a lot of money in business. You sent me to see everyone off.

6 18 is willing to send and sell old books and newspapers and earn a few dollars and cents. Eat as little as you can. You don't have to pay ten dollars and eight dollars. The computer turned off the fan to have a rest, and the water and electricity bills also stopped. You all say making a fortune. I have a way to make a small fortune. I am not stingy. I need festivals.

Laughter brings you good luck, happiness brings you happiness, happiness brings you beauty, 6 18 happiness, happiness makes a fortune, happiness develops and happiness is discovered. 6 18 Happy.

6 18 is a happy school, exuding vitality and sprouting happiness; 6 18 happy to send, send peace and peace, send a happy home; 6 18 Happy to send the reputation of Kyushu, which makes China strong.

6 18 is willing to send, 6 18 is willing to send the child full marks in the exam, and the husband and wife are harmonious. Haha, 6 18 is willing to send it, and the elderly are healthy and happy.

6 18 Le Yaofa, you are a model of the new era 6 18 Le Yaofa, you make a demonstration, everyone will see 6 18 Le Yaofa, eat eggs and double yellow eggs 6 18 Le Yaofa, * * won10 million.

6 18 Happy send-off, starting from happiness, hold a smiling flower, say a warm word, draw a happy picture, and bring all the good luck home.

6 18 happy, rich, rich, rich, rich. 6 18 Happy estrus, making love, getting married, getting married and giving gifts.

6 18 Willing to send, facing life, facing friends, facing family, facing everything, good luck will naturally follow you and be willing to send.

6 18 willing to send. I wish you a sweet life and beautiful flowers. 6 18 I am willing to send it. I wish you a prosperous career and a healthy turtle. 6 18 willing to send. I wish you a wealth of money and all the best when you go home.

6 18 willing to send. I hope the money in your hand can be copied by Ctrl C like an auspicious day, and then sent by Ctrl V indefinitely like a paste. I want you to send it in 888 more and more.

6 18 is willing to send it to my home today; 6 18 willing to send, happiness and love are stories; 6 18 I am willing to send it, and I will send it when I laugh!

According to the information of the first prize bureau, you won the first prize of 5 million. The red balls you choose are 0, 0, 0 and blue balls in turn, and you are willing to send them. Congratulations on your acquisition. The prizes are provided by mobile phones.

6 18 Willing to send, keep happiness, abandon troubles, happiness, misfortune, good luck, bad luck, wealth and happiness.

Usually, when I am upset, depressed, bored, stressed, unhappy and often in a coma, I don't want to laugh. Every six happiness will break out. Happiness is found, fun is played, boring for many days, and financial resources are blessed.

The first part: the population of Jiawang is prosperous, and the next part: if you send me, everyone will send one, and Wang Heng recognizes it: 6 18.

Write a blessing to you, write ten good luck with your wealth, write a happy flower with love, and build a harmonious home together today.

Part I: Purchase orders, delivery orders, customer orders and production orders exceed the standard, production, supply and marketing are booming, and business is booming; Downstream: ICBC card, Agricultural Bank card, China Construction Bank card, and Bank of China Kaka card are fully loaded, and millions of cards are loaded to make a fortune. Horizontal batch: 6 18 leyaofa

Send it in June1August, you send it, I send it, everyone sends it! 6 18 send music and entertainment games together!

Hand in hand happily, work smoothly, career developed, family harmonious, love her forever. Health and happiness are not sand in a basket.

June1August. I want to send it home to accompany my parents; 6 18 willing to send. You want to send, go home happily; 6 18 willing to send. Send it to everyone. We will always love China.

Today, on an auspicious day, I am looking forward to the happy event, listening to the magpies twittering, and luck has entered the home!

In June, 1 played in Yuanyang River, where only eight Tibetan cats swam among the lotus flowers, looking for happiness in the water. A family is full of flowers and flowers.

6 18 is willing to send it. The God of Wealth promises that you will send it all the way, and Fu Tou will bring it to your family. Fortunately, he wants to be with you. Let's have fun together.

Today is a good day. As long as your mouth is always up, you will have good luck. 6 18 willing to send.

6 willing to send, happy to count wallets, easy to manage money, turn over bank cards. May your wealth source open the door, your business mood be smooth, knock on the window of pride, open the door of wealth, and be happy.

6 18 funny jokes