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Introduction to episodes of blind date to celebrate the New Year

Episode 1

The Yu family in the small county town was particularly lively that day, and the originally large courtyard was packed with people. Haisheng's father Yu Fugui is sitting in the middle hall smoking a cigarette, and his mother Chen Daxiu is busy inside and outside. A countdown sign hangs on the wall: There are only four days until New Year's Eve! Daxiu kept his daughter Xiumei and son-in-law Ding Liguo busy: there were countless photos of girls hanging on the walls, and Ding Liguo registered them one by one: name, address, place of origin, height, weight... ...and from time to time he would come to ask his wife Xiumei for instructions, calling Xiumei "the boss" over and over again. From time to time, Ding Liguo's daughter Ding Lin passed the results to Mr. Yu, who was sitting on the recliner behind the curtain with his mouth curled. Mr. Yu did not speak and coughed from time to time. Daxiu immediately understood that anyone who had an old man's cough would not pass... At this time, Haisheng's little Ahua came to deliver New Year's goods. Xiumei grabbed her and registered her without any explanation. Ahua asked Yu What are you doing? Da Xiu said she was organizing a blind date for her precious son Hai Sheng... A Hua was born with a love for shouting, and soon the whole county knew about the Yu family's choice of daughter-in-law...

Train station, going home to celebrate the New Year Yu Haisheng walked out of the station with his cell phone on. He first walked to the newsstand to buy a newspaper and placed his cell phone on the newsstand. Taiwanese girl Zhao Sihan also went to the newspaper stall to buy a map. Sihan asked if there was an old version of the map. The newspaper seller thought that Sihan was deliberately looking for trouble and said that the map only had the latest version. How could anyone sell old maps? Haisheng didn't pay attention, and when he left, he mistakenly took Sihan's mobile phone which was also placed on the newsstand.

Ding Liguo picked up Haisheng at the station, but he didn't see Haisheng for a long time, so he called Haisheng, but the person who answered the phone was a girl. It turned out that after Sihan left the train station, she suddenly received a call from Haisheng's brother-in-law Ding Liguo. Sihan told Ding Liguo that the number was wrong. However, the call came back a while later, and Sihan realized that she had picked up the wrong number, but she had already called him. After getting into a taxi and leaving the train station, it was too late to change back. Haisheng finally found his brother-in-law Ding Liguo who came to pick him up, and then he realized that he had taken his mobile phone by mistake. Haisheng immediately contacted Sihan, but Sihan couldn't tell where he was, and Haisheng's mobile phone happened to be missing at this time. The electricity went out, and He Haisheng had no choice but to go home with his brother-in-law...

Hai Sheng went home all the way. Strangely, when people in the village saw him, they all pointed, some laughed, and some snickered. They whispered, and some even hid in the house embarrassedly. Haisheng was very puzzled. From a distance, he saw many people surrounding the door of his house. If he looked carefully, they were all women. When the women saw Haisheng coming back, they hurriedly and silently moved out of the way. , Hai Sheng was even more confused and asked his brother-in-law. Ding Liguo smiled and said that he would know after a while, it must be a good thing!

When Mr. Yu saw that Haisheng came back to celebrate the New Year alone, he was very sorry. At this time, Haisheng's eldest sister Xiumei came back. She took Daxiu and said that everything had been arranged. Daxiu hurriedly called Xiumei. Keep your voice down. Everyone was mysterious. Haisheng murmured even more. He took the time to ask about his niece Ding Lin, but Ding Lin took the opportunity to talk about it. It wasn't until Haisheng brought out the gift that Ding Lin said that the whole family was busy preparing for Haisheng's marriage. It's already a month, Haisheng asked what are the preparations? Ding Lin said "blind date"... Haisheng was shocked!

Zhao Sihan went all the way to the County Civil Affairs Bureau and said he wanted to find a person, but the staff could not find the name and address he gave because Sihan mentioned the same name as an old Hu from before liberation. She couldn't find the person she was looking for with this item alone, so Sihan had to go to the streets to find out...

At the dinner table at Yu's house in the evening, Haisheng asked about the blind date, and Xiumei said everything was wrong. The arrangements have been made, and the younger brother only needs to do as she arranged. Haisheng said it was too boring and he disagreed. It happened that Sihan was sending a text message to her mobile phone, so Haisheng lowered his head and started texting each other with Sihan. When Yu Fugui saw that Hai Sheng was distracted, he immediately "turned his face" and said a lot of things like "There are three worst ways to be unfilial and to have no descendants." Hai Sheng said that his father had a feudal mind, and Yu Fugui was so angry that he wanted to beat Hai Sheng. As a result, Yu Fugui was punished by Da Xiu and sent to the kitchen to wash dishes. Ding Lin was smart and said that it is now popular for lovers to send text messages to each other. It might be from Haisheng's girlfriend. Haisheng hurriedly told Ding Lin not to talk nonsense.

Daxiu said that the blind date was the intention of the whole family and moved in with the old man, but the old man never spoke and his appetite for food was not good. Daxiu persuaded Haisheng to understand the painstaking efforts of being a parent, and even pretended to shed tears while talking. But Haisheng still didn't agree. Suddenly, the old man banged the table, said angrily, "I'm full," and got up and went back to the room. Haisheng knew that his grandfather was angry, and he panicked. Daxiu stood aside and coaxed and threatened him , Haisheng had no choice but to agree to go on a blind date!

Hai Sheng and Ding Lin went out for a walk in the evening to walk the dog. Hai Sheng remembered his childhood sweetheart A Hua, so he and Ding Lin came to A Hua's hotel. At Ahua's hotel, Haisheng and Sihan who lived here met by chance, and the two quickly exchanged their mobile phones. Haisheng and Ahua met very closely. Ahua smiled and asked Haisheng about the blind date. Haisheng was very embarrassed. Sihan looked amused and quietly asked Ding Lin if she was his second uncle's girlfriend. Ding Lin said that they were childhood sweethearts. Just as Ahua had called her husband out to meet Haisheng... Sihan asked Haisheng that year It was the name of an old alley. Unexpectedly, Haisheng actually knew it and said that she grew up in that alley. Sihan was very happy. She finally proved that she was not wrong.

In the evening, the whole family gathered in Mr. Yu’s room for a meeting. Daxiu said that the old man slapped the table too promptly, otherwise no one would be able to control Haisheng’s stubborn temper. Xiumei said that she heard from Ding Lin today They say A Hua is already married, why isn't Hai Sheng anxious? Everyone began to come up with ideas, each holding their own opinions on Hai Sheng's marriage. Finally, Mr. Yu decided: There are still three days before the Chinese New Year. Whoever can drink tea from his grandson's wife on New Year's Eve will be given a heavy reward of 50,000 yuan...

The next day, Haisheng got up early in the morning. Ding Liguo was the first to get into Haisheng's room and said that his company had given him movie tickets and asked Haisheng to watch it. Haisheng said that he had already seen the movie, and Ding Liguo He told him to go and gave him a glove to put on. Hai Sheng was very surprised, but Ding Liguo said this was a code: Wear gloves on your left hand! Just look for a girl wearing the same glove on her right hand. Haisheng couldn't laugh or cry. It was difficult for his brother-in-law to come up with such a funny thing.

Haisheng was wandering helplessly at the entrance of the cinema wearing a glove. Suddenly a girl with thick glasses came up to talk to him and stretched out her gloved right hand. Haisheng faced the girl in trouble awkwardly. When he saw Sihan holding a jade bracelet and asking about things nearby, he immediately stepped forward to talk to Sihan, trying to get rid of the girl with an excuse. However, he stepped forward and patted Sihan on the shoulder. Sihan was startled, and the jade bracelet fell to the ground and broke into two pieces. Sihan became anxious now, complained about Haisheng, and almost shed tears. Haisheng felt extremely guilty and asked Sihan to give him the bracelet. Haisheng said that his mother had learned the art of jewelry repair when she was young, and he promised to repair it. Sihan was helpless and reluctantly agreed to give the bracelet to Haisheng, and told Haisheng that if he couldn't repair the bracelet, he would never be done with him. Sihan asked Haisheng why he was so rash. Haisheng said awkwardly that his family wanted him to go on a blind date. Sihan really couldn't understand that such a thing could happen in this era?

Episode 2

Yu Fugui was walking on the street and met the village elder Yu. Old Yu congratulated him upon meeting him, but Yu Fugui was afraid of meeting officials. Old Yu didn’t say much. He talked about his daughter A-Dong in one sentence and wanted to introduce A-Dong to Haisheng, and Yu Fugui agreed immediately. As a result, the village elder Yu Gang left, and the township elder Chen came again. He directly found Daxiu and said that his daughter would be promised to Haisheng. Daxiu agreed, saying that he could be Haisheng's master. After seeing off the village chief and township chief, Daxiu and Fugui met and talked to each other. Daxiu and Yu Fugui were in trouble, and ended up quarreling. One said that the township chief was superior, and the other said that the county magistrate was not as good as the current one. Each had their own say. reason.

Hai Sheng came home in the afternoon. Xiumei said that he had arranged four blind dates for him. She mobilized her sisters to find them all, and the conditions were all good. Ding Liguo came back and complained about Hai Sheng for letting other girls dove in. Hai Sheng was afraid After chatting with his brother-in-law, he took his sister's schedule and ran away. Liguo and Xiumei got into a fight, saying that Haisheng's affairs could be taken care of by themselves!

Daxiu invited someone from a marriage agency to come and list Haisheng’s conditions. The agency said it was no problem. Daxiu asked them to bring the girl to their home first, saying that they were from a wealthy family. There are many rules, and Haisheng is a well-known scholar in the county, so he should not be hasty in choosing a wife. The wife here must be shown to him first...

Hai Sheng himself can't get Sihan's bracelet right. I was so worried that I could only ask my mother for help. Daxiu said that the bracelet looked very familiar. In the end, Daxiu used it to blackmail Haisheng into agreeing to go on a blind date, and she helped him repair the bracelet.

Ding Lin said that her great-grandfather just wanted to drink a cup of tea made by his wife on New Year's Eve. Sihan said that she could understand this thought...

In the evening, Mr. Yu started a hunger strike to stop eating. Forcing Haisheng to find a wife quickly, Daxiu persuaded Haisheng to be considerate of his grandfather's age. Haisheng insisted that this was not about choosing clothes and should not be taken carelessly...

Ding Lin sneaked into her great-grandfather's room to give her to the old man when she had nothing to do. Send some food. In fact, the old man’s hunger strike was just to show Hai Sheng. Hai Sheng came to guard his grandpa, but the old man deliberately ignored Hai Sheng. Hai Sheng asked his grandpa why he was willing to eat. The old man said that unless Hai Sheng found him a grandson-in-law... …

Episode 3

The whole family complained about Hai Sheng because of the old man’s affairs. The big show was that the strange Hai Sheng had been disobedient after entering the city for a few years. Under pressure, Hai Sheng had to He agreed to meet A Dong, the daughter of village elder Yu, and said that no matter whether A Dong was beautiful, ugly or had any physical defects, she was the one to marry her, and he would marry her to his grandfather and family anyway! Sihan knew it, and it was irresponsible to blame Haisheng for doing this...

Haisheng and Adong sat across each other for more than half an hour but couldn't find the same language. Haisheng kept thinking Thinking about Sihan's words, he finally ran out. On the way, he met Sihan who was calling a public phone. Haisheng wondered why Sihan came out to make a phone call. Sihan asked Haisheng if Mr. Yu's name was Yu Youde. Haisheng Sheng said yes, and Sihan suddenly felt sentimental...

Hai Sheng and Sihan were talking while walking. Hai Sheng complained that his family pressed for marriage too hard and did not give people a chance to breathe, but Sihan said Haisheng was born in a world of blessings, and he said that he envied Haisheng's family. He had never felt such a strong family atmosphere and Chinese New Year atmosphere in his entire life! Haisheng said that grandpa’s wish was to drink a cup of tea from his grandson-in-law on New Year’s Eve. Sihan didn’t say anything and subconsciously pulled Haisheng’s hand. Unexpectedly, Haisheng shook it away in embarrassment, making Sihan feel a little uncomfortable. Sorry...

On New Year's Eve, the whole family was busy celebrating the New Year, but everyone looked a little lonely. Mr. Yu didn't even go downstairs, and said he couldn't celebrate the New Year without his grandson-in-law. ? Sihan took the initiative to help Daxiu with the housework. Although she was a little clumsy, she still tried her best. Sihan tried her best to do everything a granddaughter-in-law should do, which made the whole family feel happy. Haisheng saw it in his eyes, but said nothing, and was very grateful in his heart. Daxiu was also moved, saying how great it would be if Sihan could really be his daughter-in-law! Sihan smiled and said nothing...

Seeing that it was evening and it was time to have the reunion dinner, no one dared to go up to invite the old man. Yu Fugui went up to invite the old father and was scolded. After rushing back, Daxiu was rejected. Suddenly, Sihan volunteered to go upstairs...

Sihan went upstairs and saw old man Yu holding a jade bracelet in his hand. Old man Yu was looking strange. Why does it seem like the bracelet is not the same one as before? Sihan silently took out her own one from her arms. When Mr. Yu saw the bracelet, he immediately grabbed it in his hand. Everyone at the door was stunned...

Old man Yu pulled Sihan and asked who the bracelet was. Yes, Sihan said it was her grandma. Mr. Yu grabbed Sihan and asked about Sihan's grandma. Sihan said that her grandma was in poor health and could not come to the mainland in person to fulfill her long-cherished wish. He came here this time to find another husband for her grandma. The owner of a bracelet. Mr. Yu was so moved that he told the truth: It turned out that Sihan's grandmother and Mr. Yu were lovers more than fifty years ago. Because the Kuomintang withdrew from the mainland, the two lovers could not get married, so they only kept the blood-stitched jade as a token of their love. Each of them took half of the bracelets, and from then on each side had a different life. Now more than fifty years have passed, and the two bracelets have become a pair again. Mr. Yu held Sihan's hand tightly and was so excited that he couldn't speak...

Sihan helped Mr. Yu downstairs. Mr. Yu forced Sihan into the seat prepared for his grandson's wife. Sihan did not object.

When the old man talked about the jade bracelet, everyone here was moved. "Sihan said that the old man can meet grandma now - let the old man meet grandma through video online..."

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Mr. Yu was extremely nervous. The whole family gathered around the small computer screen. The video was connected. Two lovers who had been separated for more than fifty years met again. They didn't say much, but the message was conveyed. Infinitely, the two old men burst into tears, and everyone in the family was moved.

Sihan followed her grandma’s instructions, picked up the tea cup, and personally toasted Mr. Yu with a cup of tea. Sihan said that in her entire life, she had never experienced such a lively New Year, but she just I want to fulfill the old man’s wish and be the granddaughter-in-law of the Yu family during this most important festival for Chinese people, but I still have to return to Taiwan after the New Year! Mr. Yu patted the table and asked Sihan to stay, and asked Haisheng to express his gratitude quickly. All eyes were focused on Haisheng. Mr. Yu asked Sihan if he didn't like Haisheng, but Sihan smiled and didn't answer. The old man handed the jade bracelet to Haisheng and asked Haisheng to put it on Sihan. If Sihan rejected Haisheng, just break the bracelet. . Haisheng personally took the pair of jade bracelets that had been lost for more than fifty years from his grandfather and put them on Sihan's hands. Sihan blushed with embarrassment. Firecrackers sounded outside and the whole family happily welcomed the new year. Arrival...