What are the classic funny jingles?

Most of the jingles reflect people's life experiences and philosophy of life in contemporary society, or vent their social abuses and humor, so they are generally very easy to catchy and remember. The following is the classic jingle book I compiled. Welcome everyone to have a look.

Classic jingle 1, the east-west road, walking north and south, bumping into people biting dogs, picking up the dog's head and hitting bricks, being bitten by bricks. It is right to tell the truth by turning right from wrong. I know my heart, I wish you happiness every day!

I don't want to recite the exam when it comes. My back is really tired at night. I sleep just to be comfortable. There is no one around the examination room. It's really sad to look at the test paper!

3. A game is really tiring. Practice before going to work every day, and it tastes good in the morning. I have to get drunk at noon. I often hurt my liver and stomach when I practice, and I always say that I am innocent when I sleep and practice my dreams.

Girl, hold my hand. Tell all the sad things and come with me.

5, safety in production should be remembered, don't fight for time, don't get angry, the machine is a slot machine, ignore it if you are injured, come to work happily, and go home completely.

6. It is not easy for workers to earn money, and everyone wants to raise their wages. Now Yao Jiaxin has come out, killed and killed and sentenced to death; No one is clamoring for a raise, for fear of being fired in the end!

7. menstruation came, his stomach was crying, and he went to the toilet several times, but his strength was gone (Liao). It was a long week, and menstruation left (Liao) alive and kicking.

8. I love you, and I will reveal the whole world in my heart to you, and show you all the joys and sorrows, just for you; I love you, so I can play a little temper with you and stay away from you for no reason. In fact, I just want to walk into your fiery arms and listen to your heartbeat. I love you, so I gave you the right to hurt me. As long as I can bear it, I will always be with you. You can't hurt me too much. If I am cold, I will be indifferent and painful, and I will let go. hellip& amphellip

9. Life now is really distressing. I sweated a lot in the cold window for ten years. I wanted to take the college entrance examination, but it was hard to find a job after graduation, and I wanted to squeeze the official bridge. I saw people all the way. I have to find a wife first. People want a house, no room, no money, no sighs and no tears.

10, it's raining outside the curtain, I have no sleep tonight, and I'm always sweating when I lie in bed alone. Every power outage in midsummer makes Hua Xian angry. Shake the fan alone, seemingly at leisure, imagining that the man is around. Yesterday has passed.

1 1, copying is very busy every time before the exam. There are many cheat sheets, but I'm afraid there aren't enough. After the exam, books were thrown everywhere. Girls go shopping and boys pick up girls.

12, the sky is sunny, how can I sleep? The teacher is kind and hypnotic. As long as I don't take exams, I will have many dreams.

13, it doesn't matter if you have a baby. I'm afraid I'll buy a house and lose everything, so I can earn money to repay the loan.

14, going to work every day is really annoying. I advise you to work hard, try to find a job as soon as possible, make money steadily, settle in a big city and have a happy family.

15, the high price has attracted countless heroes. With too little savings, my girlfriend turned to money. No car, no house, happy days.

16, now everyone says it's good to be a monk. When monks are full, they are happy when they have money, and they open chain temples when they have nothing to do. It was a nice day.

17, the flowers of love are wasted. If they flow, they will rest. It's hard to stop until the end of time and heartbreak.

18, my heart beat when I first saw you, and I screamed when I dreamed of you for the first time. You big straw bag, secretly hiding in the wheat field and giggling!

19, brother, brother, brother, I don't have to do my homework so that I can't pass the exam.

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Funny jingle 1. Women are really tired, they don't sleep every day, cooking is very hard, and then they have to feed their children. Men should appreciate and reward our babies.

2. The most poetic, Lijiang, Yunnan; The most fashionable, Shanghai and Hong Kong; The warmest, Sanya, Hainan; The most romantic, Gulangyu Island in Xiamen. China's territory!

3. Many practices are wine tables. You respected me and made me drink. Don't drive after drinking, or you will drive into the detention center.

4. When oil prices rise, vegetable prices rise and house prices rise, that is, wages do not rise; It is difficult to find a job, a girlfriend and a wife. Life is really hard.

5. Wind, rain, reading and harsh voices; Family affairs, state affairs, what's going on in the world, unknown; Hello, I'm fine. Everyone is fine. It's really good.

6. Humming songs, drinking wine, eating and drinking with your brother, who will make you happy every day; By massaging shoulders, the service industry can last a day and ensure that every day is as happy as a fairy!

7. The beauty looked back and scared a cow to death; I can't go with you, just because you are too ugly to ask the ugly girl why. I have money and oil to see if you can go, even if you have everything, you won't bow your head.

8. My head has been acting weird recently. I often get up in the middle of the night and stare at the pig shed in a daze, thinking about the reasons, and finally figuring out that you were kicked by a donkey.

9. "The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and nothing a person says is true. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for men not to fight. If a man has money, he is destined to belong to everyone. If a person can make a living from this, even sows can climb trees. "

10. The laborers were discovered together with people who watched the laborers' labor. It is not clear who is the laborer and who is watching the laborers' labor. As a result, workers can't move and those who watch their work can't watch their work, and no one can move!

1 1. Girls say I'm nice and love doesn't look for me; Girls say he is not good, scrambling to love him; Nowadays, girls are really strange, saying that he is not good is love; Do you find it strange? Should I learn badly?

12. Hold your hand, follow your feelings, go to the alley mouth and let go of your hand. Alas, you son of a bitch, you bite others' mouths when you see a bitch without saying hello!

13. Two sparrows make a dish with a roast duck in their mouth; There is also roast mutton by the window, and there is already wine in the cup; Sparrows are full of snacks, can't eat meat or drink wine.

14. The weather is very bad recently, and there are often heavy rains. Expert advice, pay attention to disaster prevention, dry bedding in time when the weather is good, then wrap your head tightly and enjoy the exposure.

15. The moonlight in front of the window is bright, which turned out to be a debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!

16. Chu people love to smoke the Yellow Crane Tower and travel around. Unconsciously, the cigarette butts are exhausted, and the meaning is still unfinished. I like delicious Wuchang fish, wine or Bai Yunbian.

17. I'm really bored. Open my mobile phone and send it to me. I heard that the pig farm was on fire and I lost my hair. What's the pig doing, staring at it? Still reading my text messages, complaining in anger.

18. Making money is like long-distance running. You can't see the shadow of money running around, spending money like water, and the shadow of money is gone.

19. Times are progressing wildly, and people have changed now. The speed of love is amazing. I kissed you instantly when I met you, and fell asleep before the night. It feels good to be together, but if you feel bad, you will be separated. I am not responsible for the troubles. So there are too few happy families, no wonder the divorce rate has also increased. This is all because the times are changing so fast.

20. durian: ok! It really feels good! I am flattered.

The popular jingle 1. Shoot people, of course, shoot horses first, and you must buy a house before you get married; It is said that if you catch a thief first, you must coax your mother-in-law; If you want your girlfriend to accompany you, drink good wine with your father-in-law!

2. Smoking, drinking, playing mahjong and falling in love with the Internet. Crazy with you, surfing with you, uh-huh until dawn. I patted the powder and kissed it in the middle of the road. Take a shower, blow bubbles, and sleep with your wife.

3. "Flowers from Shui Piao to water, one yearning, two carefree, this situation can not be eliminated, only frowning, more troubles."

4. Once the Emperor was a courtier, a temple monk and a temple god, an accident, a group of people, a bunch of actors and a news, a rat excrement and a soup muddy.

Hundreds of thousands of people went into battle together, just to earn money to go to the countryside. Graduation from college is worthless, and everyone loves to be a village official. I was not used to doing housework since I was a child, but now I want to be the head of the family. Nothing, as long as you can fill out the paper!

6. "Spring Dawn" This spring morning, I woke up carefree, and my troubles were everywhere. Don't turn on the light at night, there are many thefts.

7. Life should be easy, life should be calm, feelings should be sincere, people should be kind, invite me to dinner should be sincere, save money and don't be sad.

8. Take a small mobile phone, send all kinds of short messages, reply to messages every time, miss everything, send messages with the most affection and know your sweetheart best.

9. Drink Wahaha every day and laugh every day; Drink robust every day, healthy and happy; Drinking Mengniu every day will make you a cow!

10. 70% of the functions of a mobile phone are useless; 70% speed of a car is redundant; 70% of the big house is vacant; 70% of the huge wealth is in the bank account-it is important to make good use of this 30% in life.

1 1. As long as the cat doesn't eat fish, I can promise not to drink it; If mice are not afraid of cats, I won't copy the exam; If the cooked duck can fly, I will blow the whole bottle of white wine!

12. I told you not to be infatuated with my brother, because my brother has wasted his time and can't do such hard work. You also need to drink often, scold the street when you are drunk, and smoke on credit when you have no money. When you say he is angry with his father, you are not angry with him.

13. Hurry up, I'm really tired! I want to sleep when I stand. I love you and I suffer. You have to pay taxes when you go to work, and you have to queue up for dinner after work. I live and suffer!

14. Wife, wife, I love you, I really care for you, my family moistens you, and Amitabha bless you. I take this short message as proof: I will always be with you.

15. You are my favorite, you are my joke, you often rely on me, but I give you a tie from time to time to make me nervous, and you often eat leftovers and even make me kick. My dog is too good.

16. I'm worried about my teenager's head in the English exam; Standing next to the invigilator, I was scared into a cold sweat; I wanted to look around, but all the plans were upset!

17. I wish you a happy summer: Pepsi-Cola mirinda, Very Cola Iced Tea, Coca-Cola Wahaha.

18. Say love, love, beautiful love with your heart. Dare to say that men don't change their hearts, unless loess turns into gold, dare to say that women don't change their hearts, unless you have two thousand gold and no two thousand gold, don't try to seduce women's hearts. With two thousand gold and an unchanging heart, then you are definitely the essence of the people!

19. It's hot in summer. Remind the elderly: It's okay, leg press. Drink plenty of water in hot weather. Don't drink for health. Say what you eat. People are really happy when they are old.

20. Eating handfuls of candy, leading Kojiro, carrying a big schoolbag, and squeezing the car to school. Adults love fashion, children have a heavy burden, more buses and fewer short skirts!

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