Interesting sentences of life

Boring life needs humorous sentences to reconcile and make life rich and colorful. The following are the funny sentences about life I compiled, I hope you like them!

When I went to the hospital with a toothache, the young doctor knocked at my mouth with a tool and frowned all the time. Finally, he shook his head and said to me with a sigh. There is no cure. At that time, the teacher said that it was not the point, and there was no plan. Shit!

2) Go right and do right. Some broken shoes are not diseases.

3) Crying can solve sadness, and laughing can relieve mood.

4) When the value of the decorations on your body exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

5) I feel funny and fantasize about loving you forever.

6) It is better to see you close than to see you fierce.

7) I have always had a question in my heart. It has been many years, a whole year. What does Big Big Wolf live on?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

9) Loving you is a kind of belief as well as a memorial.

10) once there was a woman who wanted to transform me, but she finally took down my parts and never put them on me again?

1 1) I really want to put an eraser in my head so that I can erase you easily.

12) the class teacher said to a classmate after class: don't think you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

13) If it is wrong to be handsome, I would rather make the same mistake again.

14) The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

15) lies, no promises are kept.

16) I think I'm not absent-minded in class now, but. . . . . Business trip. .

17) MLM is that rabbits eat grass beside their nests.

18) Every time I'm full and have nothing to do, I think about the serious matter of losing weight.

19) I took part in the pigeon racing in the city yesterday, so I went alone.

20) If I become a star one day, I will definitely show it to you.

Life is funny (hot article) 1) Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

2) Even if no one knows you, at least they know themselves.

3) I really look special. People say I look like Brad when I eat steamed bread? Pete.

4) Seven points depend on hard work.

5) The headmaster is not dead, why should he wear mourning clothes?

6) A young couple is traveling to England!

7) I like you so much that I will die if you like it.

8) No one will be interested in this problem except another hippo.

9) You are not my poem, and I am not your dream.

10) The weather is fine. I stayed indoors for a long time and am going to play in the living room.

1 1) Don't just pursue correctness, sometimes mistakes are more valuable.

12) Your looks are out of proportion.

13) It's really embarrassing in front of the public.

14) With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

15) I wanted to turn gracefully, but I ran into a wall.

16) time is like cleavage, and there will always be a squeeze; Time is like cleavage, it disappears as soon as you lie down! ! !

17) I am intoxicated by your charming eyes; Your tall body makes me intoxicated; Your handsome appearance fascinates me.

18) Sometimes when you think quietly, it's really positive.

19) Boys are so bad now that they are whiter, taller and more beautiful than girls.

20) Question: How did the pig die? Answer: How do I know you're not dead?

A funny sentence in life (latest) 1) You are not Lin Daiyu, don't play sad like others.

2) There used to be a palace lock agarwood, but now there is a palace lock. It is estimated that a palace will lock the door soon.

3) The century is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic.

4) Money is not a problem, but no money!

5) A six-year-old child walked forward and made me laugh? The child said:? Mom, can you walk with your clumsy ass and keep hitting me on the head?

6) Why do we all give darkness to the devil? Because they are brave and not afraid of the dark. . .

7) You are evil to me, and you expect me to whisper to you, don't you?

8) I didn't say you are shameless, I mean shameless people are just like you.

9) Make a cup of Sanlu and give it to XX.

10) No amount of regret is just empty talk.

1 1) Know that you know what a pit is. It's not a pit on your face, it's a pit under your feet.

12) Even if the world has only five minutes left, we will go crazy together.

13) An old man and his grandson got on the bus, so they both had seats. . .

14) yo, chuck, make trouble with underwear, bras, condoms and inflatable dolls.

15) Seven is an odd number. I want you to make a double even number.

16) my classmate's computer will automatically turn on every morning, and as a result, his old man took a symbol and posted it on the computer.

17) If one foot can't shit, you will be clean!

18) the reason why feelings are bleak is that one person usually begs and one person is unwilling to give alms? -

19) in a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

20) Handsome is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.