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1, beauty's room is generally messy, after all, it is a messy room.

2. Mother sparrow asked the sparrow, "Baby, what hair did you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"

I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk, and I lost my temper today.

4, don't talk about love, then what do you talk about, talk about crow's feet?

One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball, don't take the ball. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

6. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, don't let the flowers wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

7. Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

8. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

9. Asu and Asu stayed together for a day. When a Sue was eating, she spoiled: Hello, Sue.

10, you don't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?