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I've been trying to be inspirational. Over the years, we have confirmed that our eyes are all poor people.
1. After graduating from college and looking for a job, it was dark when I came back, and I only had 2 yuan on me. I didn't know whether to take a bus or buy steamed buns.
2. My girlfriend who talked for three years won't come home with me once. Just today, we broke up Originally, she promised me to go back with me on May Day, and the tickets were all bought.
3. Generally speaking, everyone feels quite poor except for those who have just had enough to eat. Probably, when they are full, they have no heart to think about anything else. You only need a steamed bread to support yourself.
5. The poorest time is to find that the money of Yu 'ebao, Alipay and bank card can't afford a ticket to go home.
6. There is no traffic at the end of the month. Please leave a message today. If there is more, it will exceed the package, and it will cost ten cents more.
7. I picked up a mouse, hoping to match it with a computer. I have decorated the house and have no money to buy home appliances.
8. I am not afraid of being poor for a while, but I am most afraid of being poor all the time. How to break through myself is what needs to be considered.
9. The most valuable thing is health. I used to have no money and I was very happy. Now I have some money, but I'm stressed and unhappy. It's impossible for us to find a balance.
1. I always thought I was poor, so I often spent my life withholding money. Later, last year, I basically spent all my money on a man from other places. As a result, after one semester, people simply refused to post it, and he wouldn't take the initiative to find me at all ... Then this semester, I realized that I spent money on men on myself, and now I am a moonlight clan.
11. I was an intern in my senior year and drifted north alone.
12. I'm as poor as a church mouse, and even the pimples on my face are slowly leaving me. I don't know whether to be happy or sad.
13. It's not sad that children gnaw at their parents. It's sad that parents gnaw at their children, absorb their nutrients and get malnutrition. . .
14. I am a person who has not walked out of poverty, and I have headaches and depression every day.
15. Everyone is willing to work in shifts when he is poor. Later, he was too tired to leave his job and was not understood. Now he continues to study and looks for opportunities to break through his horizons and interpersonal circles ~~
16. When he is poor, he will never buy clothes and shoes until he gets a 3% discount. When he sees something he likes while shopping, he should look for the price tag (usually expensive) and run away quickly before the shopping guide comes.
17. I'm still poor, but it's not my fault. I feel great if I don't give up on myself with what I have now!
18. I think everything will be fine, because I will work harder than before.
19. Having experienced poverty, my life is tense and I am afraid of failure, but I have failed. I want to enjoy my life, but I need to constantly strive for capital for myself. To be honest, I am quite tired. After confirming my eyes, I met the right person
Where did I first look at people? Not the face, not the figure, not the clothes, but the eyes. As for the reason, of course, it is because I have confirmed my eyes and met the right person.
it's funny to say: I met the right person after I confirmed my eyes
1. When I saw Chen Shunji's bloody Mulan and bgm confirmed my eyes, I met the right person, and I felt that I would spend my life with him.
second, a beautiful woman stared at me, and I looked at her ... then I listened to her sing ... and confirmed her eyes, and I met the right person ...
third, I confirmed my eyes, and I met the right person. That's it, the person I've been waiting for so long. Work hard, no matter how it ends, at least you won't regret it.
Fourth, I began to like you from the beginning of the TV series "The Ultimate Evil Girl". At that time, I was not idolize, and I cared about it ~ ~ Come on, sunnee confirmed my eyes ~ I met the right person ~
Fifth, I took the high-speed train back to school today, and the 5.1 high-speed train was crowded with people. Then I stood at the junction of the carriage and came to tianjin railway station with a person wearing the same clothes as me. Then everyone could not move at the door for half an hour. It was really embarrassing B.
Life is so many moments of regret. Yesterday, Hani drove at a red light and saw two Shiba Inu in the car next to him. As I was brainwashed by Tik Tok every day, my mouth said: Good morning, meow, good night, meow ... meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, I knew Tik Tok's dad wouldn't lie! It's a pity that I haven't taken out my mobile phone to record this moment. I really regret it.
7. I have to skip class, pack everything up, explain my classmates' help and cover, pick up my bag and want to go quietly through the back door. As soon as I turn around, I will come with the teacher: I have confirmed my eyes, and I met the right person. I suddenly became timid and silently plunged into class.
president Lian, climbing more mountains is good for your health. You are tired from climbing mountains today. Have a good rest! Ps: I confirmed my eyes, and I met the right person.
Nine, the aunt in the vegetable market praised me for being beautiful and gentle today. I have a good eye and will be their home from now on! I checked my eyes, and I met the right person.
1. Yulin gave me the feeling that from the beginning, Bai Yu may have been teasing Meng Lin because of fun, and Meng Lin has been shy. Later, for some reason, Meng Lin began to respond, and Bai Yu was all stupid and stupid. At the end of the day, two people have a feeling that they have confirmed their eyes and I met the right person.
Xi. I checked my eyes, and I met the right person. Revisiting the 16th episode of "Eternal Dragon Slayer" in Alec Su Edition, Zhang Wuji and Zhou Zhinuo look at each other as if the heroes in Jin Yong's novels are all fools of love, masters of martial arts, and rivers and lakes are all a group of sects of devil wears prada with a human face and an animal heart.
12. Today is the first anniversary of my marriage with my husband, and he went to work overtime in the morning. What would it be like to make an appointment with him for a special anniversary in the afternoon? I'm really worried that he sprayed too much and forgot. Please don't break the appointment. Grass is about to grow at home, and sometimes I am drunk. I have given birth to a child, so I am still in love with my husband. Confirmed my eyes, I met the right person, and I was finished and planted in someone else's hands.
XIII. Before I went to bed last night, my mind kept circulating: I broke up with tears, and I didn't want you to go. Today, I kept circulating: I confirmed my eyes and I met the right person. What kind of coquettish operation is this?
XIV. Confirmed that I met the right person in my eyes. This sentence has always been familiar to me. Today, I suddenly remembered the lyrics in JJ's drunken red cliff! Still not a fan.
15. I have a rest in the week, and the days are dull and full. I will buy some shrimps and bacon to treat my proud stomach. I checked my eyes, and I met the right person.
16. I checked my eyes, and I met the right person. It's a pity that I will always be blind once or twice and meet a bitch. Tell me about mood signature's confirmation of eyes, I met the right person
First, I think I will never forget you in my life. God, you. . QAQ is ugly in my heart.
Second, every day seems like no surprises or accidents.
Third, Homework Jun, let's break up. We really don't fit.
Fourth, just because you shed tears doesn't mean you are really compassionate; Just because I smile doesn't mean everything is fine.
Five, how to be happy, how to live, how to be free and easy
Six, I wrote his name and read it smoothly;
Seven, [I don't know why I don't like male hairdressers to do my hair]
Eight, so many years of English papers and exercises have been made with my strong sense of language
Nine, three thousand feet of black hair has turned into a withered willow,
Ten, "As long as you are happy with him/her, it doesn't matter even if we are not together.
Xi. [I will never pick up memories when they burn to ashes. Looking back, it will get my hands dirty after all.]
XII. What does it feel like to have someone tell you not to be afraid of me?
XIII. Do you think I am happy because you have never seen me cry? Zhang xiaoxuan
XIV. I still don't know whether I loved you or not. I only know that my tears were really sad at that time, and I really wanted to be with you all my life.
XV. Do you like me? Didn't you ask, why didn't you take notes?
XVI. Sincerity shouldn't be expressed with your mouth. I'm waiting for time to tell me the truth.
XVII. I just love you. Come and love me.
XVII. People who can influence my mood are really important in my heart.
XIX. What do you take me for, a lover or a passerby?
2. Check your eyes, I met the right person
21. How many people feel sad and helpless when facing the person they love
22. I need you more than you need me.
23. You will never know what the person who loves you has done for you in places you can't see
24. [Only you and your dreams can't live up to]
25. You won't know. How many people envy your position in my heart, but you don't cherish
26. [Do you have a pit in your brain? Is there water in the pit? Is there fish in the water? Can you still eat fish? Can you spit bones and not get stuck?]
27. From then on, you will only become a symbol and a memory. A pain that I can never touch,
XXVIII. Loneliness is a bad cold when no one hands me porridge @
XXVII. Trust doesn't mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain it clearly
XXXI. Too hard hurts people and hurts themselves, too soft can't protect themselves. How hard is it to be angular and warm at the same time? XXXI. Her appearance, Let me know that I've completely lost you
32. I'm not in deep love. How do you know a bad person?
33. When you really like something but it hurts you, it's actually a test of God whether you are persistent enough.
34, He put his face hidden under the mask ...
35, [How can you tell me to get away with it when I'm cornered]
36, Trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but it always gives the other party a chance to explain it clearly
37. Missing has become the norm, and people who have confirmed that their eyes are not to be taunted by playing with Tik Tok's funny signature encyclopedia with Breathing
1. Share weal and woe, and you will have to bear it.
2. It's not that I'm vulgar. It's really safe to have money.
3. Isn't love at first sight a bell face?
4. Don't listen to the old man and be happy for several days.
5. It's not boring to be single, but boring to be single without money.
6. am I pure, or are you dirty?
7. People who have confirmed that their eyes are not to be taunted
8. I heard that liking is contagious. Please come closer to me.
9. I hope I will be better than Chen Duxiu in the examination room tomorrow.
1. You have messed up my heart. It's time to mess up my bed.
11. Everything is false, only poverty is true.
12. Don't listen to the old man and be happy for several years.
13. The south remains the same, with wine and dogs.
14. It's the vernal equinox, so you can divide what is due.
15. I used to have love, but now I only like money.
16. Me Before You I only love money.
17, promise me, like me, you're welcome.
18. Your chest is so big that it should weigh 2 Jin, right?
19. Peggy Piggy, I deserve you.
2. How many times have I told you? It's no use complaining. Give me a hug.
21. Page flashlight illuminates your ugliness.
22. You are much sweeter than chocolate.
23. The sea is endless. Would you like to get on my wrecked boat?
24, live well, every day has a new blow.
25. You have messed up my heart. When will you mess up my bed?
26. I gave you my face. Where should I put my face?
27, psychosexuality can be rich, and life must be simple.
28. Even if we break up, I'm your ex who took the most shots.
29. It is cruel to look closely at ugly people.
3. Be good, cultivate immortality with me, and be heartless.
31. I once dreamed of going to the world with my sword, but later I didn't go because I had too much homework.
32. You can cheat me, but you can't cheat me of my money.
33. Thank those who have knocked me down. It's really comfortable to lie down.
34. Since I met you, the deer in my heart has had a concussion.
35. It's really beautiful that you paddle two boats at the same time.
36. Don't let me fall in love early. Don't force me to get married when I'm thirty.
37. In order to save water, can we take a bath together in the future?
38. I don't want to fall in love again, I just want to have fun.
39. Be a layman, love money and lust, and keep upright.
4. Speak up if you like me. Don't be afraid that I am embarrassed.
41. I'm possessive when I see you.
42. I worry every day that I am cuter today than yesterday.
43. Everyone says that Qian is a bastard, but he is really good-looking.
44. You can cheat my feelings, but not my money.
45. Young girls are tired. Do you want to be a widow?
46. The lazy donkey grinds excrement and urine.
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