Talk about humorous sentences in love.

Talk about humorous sentences in love.

Humorous sentences about falling in love are the basic expressions of people's daily communication. In life, many people communicate by talking. Sentences can help express our inner thoughts. There are many sentences. Let's share some humorous sentences about falling in love.

Humorous sentences about falling in love: 1 1, sorry! I accidentally sent "like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it. If not, please send it back to me.

2, I am the dragon lady in the sky, a bunch of dragons on the ground, without head, rain, flowers and red flowers.

3. It will be very painful for men to "go to work in the wrong line"; When a woman marries the wrong person, it will be very painful to get off work.

I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

5, the lover will eventually buckle the meat, and the pig pocket will appear in the lover's eyes. If the relationship is long-term, it is not pork and pork. We want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, and I want to be a pig.

6. When will you marry me home? Almost everything in my room has been moved to your house. ...

7. Brand and sex: A 20-year-old man rushed to a 30-year-old man and a 40-year-old man in Hitachi. Zheng Da! Fifty-year-old man Microsoft! Sixty-year-old Panasonic! Lenovo at the age of 70

8. When you are in love, you always promise to get married again in your next life; After I got married, I often wondered if I had done evil in my last life.

9. Who says being single is not good? Love is precious, and the free price is higher. If you die alone, you can throw them both.

10, I have an unknown poem that travels all over the world and no one knows it. Only fools and I know. A fool is reading this poem.

1 1, you are skin and I am meat; You are a suit, I am a button; You are coffee, I am a bean; Loving you for life is not enough.

12, green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. I must fall in love with you for the next generation of my motherland.

13, you are bad, you are bad, take roses as food, drive a BMW as a donkey, pretend to be blind when you see ugly ones, pretend to be bored when you see beautiful ones, pretend to be weird when you meet spicy ones, and regret when you see information, or I will kick you!

14. When you go out, your wife has told you not to take the first row by car. If you can't stand up with a food clip, don't drink your stomach. Don't pick wild flowers by the roadside. Don't bring your lover into the house.

15, you scold me because I'm afraid your wife will have a litter of monkeys. There may be skipping and giggling after reading the information.

16, ILOVEYOU, love bug virus, it will delete all the information in your mobile phone. Want to recover? Please reply "ILOVEYOU"!

17, yeah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

18, I am ugly but I am gentle, I am thin but I am healthy, my heart is soft but my legs are not short, you are a little fat but full, especially your smile is beautiful.

19, mud is a nest! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

20. If you are chilling, I am spring; If your heart is bitter, I am sweet; If you are sad, I am smiling. Maybe I am not everything to you, every day, but I am by no means a burden to your life.

2 1, girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eat you every day, no exception, no exception, everyone loves you.

22. Meeting you is providence, being close to you is intentional, and wanting to soak you is the original intention. Don't think you are proud. In fact, you are insincere, half-hearted, and think you have love.

23. Don't be angry when your wife hits you. This is a kiss. Wife says you are a pig. Don't be angry, scolding is love. The wife beat and scolded, all for love.

24. Sister, sister, you are so beautiful. You are the first gentle and beautiful person. I really want to say I love you, but there has never been a good time. Can I ask you out on Valentine's Day? The rose of love is waiting for you.

25. One to three said, "If we are together, we will really extrapolate."

26. I called you at the seaside and was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain and was blown away by the wind; I called you in the street, wow! Was taken away!

27. It is a calm river, surging only because it loves you; I am a quiet volcano that erupts only because I love you ... everything is just because I love you!

28, one kiss gives you a rose M. Two kisses give you, my home MM. Well, I am a fool in love, and I will never change my love for you! hum

29. You are my honey sour plum meat, you are my fish-flavored shredded pork, you are the double festival of Majia Hotel, and you are the delicious bottom of the Xerox pot.

30. Has your spouse list been empty for more than 20 years? I also want to tell you mine. God said that only we can complement each other in that position, so one day your name will appear in my household registration book.

Humorous sentences about falling in love 2. First, low-key humorous and loving sentences

1, the so-called happiness is to live with the right person in a mutually comfortable way.

2. The best thing is to see someone smiling; Even better, he smiled because of you.

3. When I said I couldn't see you, it was my loneliest time.

I can't tell the reason why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

Some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace them. Some people can't say what's wrong, but they just can't do it.

6, I will take good care of you, don't let you cook, don't let you go bad, don't let you do housework, don't let you like others.

7. I want to be buried in your arms all the time, listen to my heartbeat when I wake up, and laugh secretly when I sleep.

8. Good feeling is like the hands of a clock. Although we only meet occasionally, we are always closely linked.

9. I used to like you casually when I was not sensible, but now I am mature. After careful consideration, I still like you.

One day, we got up together, brushed our teeth together and went out hand in hand. Shopping together, walking together, fighting bravely for TV together … I know that this day will be our little happiness.

1 1. Happiness is actually very simple. When I am depressed, when I am sad, when I cry, you will come to me and give me a hug without hesitation.

12, fell in love with you and didn't use all my strength; Forget you, but it hurts so much that I can't breathe. Love is very painful and astringent. But I don't regret it, because the memories are long.

13. After meeting you, my great ambition and passion turned into a simple wish, and I want to go home with you on the dusk road.

14, dear baby, I'm not around. You should take good care of yourself, eat regularly and rest regularly.

15, I have seen Xia Feng in spring, autumn leaves, winter snow, and traveled all over the mountains and plains, as well as Xiling in the east, but Cangshan is not as good as you in this spring and autumn, so I smile at you.

16, in my lifetime, I will only complain about warmth, but I will not regret it. I will meet you sincerely and stay with you calmly.

17, it's different because of you. Because of you in the dream, it becomes very sweet; Because I have you in my heart, I become very happy; Life is full of poetry because of you. It's good to have you!

18, I met you with all my luck. As long as I meet you, no matter how bad it is, I will laugh.

19, I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars; May the starlight shine into your window and sleep with you.

We must go hand in hand to the end and help each other. Until I am eighty years old, I can proudly say that you are my little princess!

Second, the circle of friends is short and low-key.

1, I have seen a car full of pigs, and you are the cutest.

2. There are not many surprises in the festival because there are small surprises every day?

I like the stars in your eyes when you look at me.

I can count on fingers, and I will like you for many years.

5, you are limited in summer and have plenty of time.

We still have a long way to go.

7. You are a boy who really attracts me.

8. I just want to share everything I'm waiting for, whether it's morning or sunset.

9. I blocked people in the alley with a cigarette in my mouth until I met you. I began to pay attention to the white skirt in the window.

10. Lend me some money to buy a strawberry for your neck.

1 1, the milky way is bright in the morning, and the sunset glow and sunset glow are also you.

12, I give the world the tenderness it owes you.

13, one good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another.

14, you are the only person who can be moved after I lose my freshness.

15, I have traveled all over the galaxy, and I can't find a star brighter than you.

16, your hair will leave you, I won't.

17, if the stars represent my love for you at first sight, are you ready to face the whole universe?

18, you are all my girlish feelings and inner desires.

19, when I was near you, I was sprinkled with pop rock.

20. His eyebrows surround me.

Talking about 3 1, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, it's better to plant cactus!

2. I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

3. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

It turns out that as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

5, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into 8 pieces or 12 pieces. I thought about it and said: 8 yuan! 12 can't eat!

6, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

7. The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

8. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

9. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

10, how far is it forever? Get out, boy!

1 1, met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

12, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

13, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

14, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

The important task after 15 and 80 is to manufacture 08.

16, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back ~ ~.

17, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

18, reminding everyone that it is very important to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ... and everyone knows what happened afterwards. (Since the Edison Chen incident, I won't say much about the reasons. )

19, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

20. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

2 1, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

23. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

25. Even if you believe it, there are lies hidden in the middle.

26. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

27, no other half 100 points, only two people 50 points!

28. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you are the ones who really love you!

29. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

30. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

3 1, only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

32. After seeing me, you will suddenly find-ah, handsome can be so single-minded!

33. Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "

34. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. After eating the first one, I was shocked. "Is there anything worse in the world?" I cried after eating the second one. "There really is." .

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

36. People who travel all over the brothel are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

37. Take your advice and leave me ten books!