520 Humorous comments posted on WeChat Moments

1. I have won God’s favor since I was born. I begged God to let all the rain and dew fall on me, but God didn’t listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

2. You should save your cuteness, care about your kindness, and become brave. When the world gets worse and worse, I just hope you can get better and better.

3. Experience, regret, do what you want to do, choose what you love, not what others think is right. You should live your whole life for yourself.

An apple a day can drive away the doctor. And what’s even more powerful is that a head of garlic a day can drive everyone away.

5. Long-distance love, what is long-distance love? My partner and I are in a different world relationship. I don't know where he is yet.

6. When I got home from get off work, I asked my wife uneasily, how many pairs of 11’s did you buy? Wife, five or six hundred. I said: There is progress. ! Her: Five to six hundred orders!

7. Experience some things and get to know some people. Don't think I'm stupid, it's just that I saw something and buried it in my heart.

8. Love can be simple, but it cannot be casual. Although my smile can be given to anyone, my heart is only for you.

9. Don’t talk nonsense when you don’t understand; don’t talk too much when you understand; speak slowly when you are confused; don’t speak when you have nothing to say.

What you deliberately look for is often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes in its own time.

11. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog. How can someone who falls in love at first sight be willing to be friends?

12. When I think of an animal walking down the street holding my future wife’s hand on Valentine’s Day, I get angry!

13. As long as everyone has a clear conscience, don’t force it if it’s not yours. Anyway, what you leave is the scenery, and what you leave behind is your life.

14. Check your bank balance every morning when you get up. If there is not suddenly an extra 5 million, I will go to work.

15. I'm warning you, I'm very angry now and I'm smiling! When you smile, I can't help laughing, which makes me very embarrassed.

16. It’s Valentine’s Day in a few days. If you are still single, you may consider coming to me. I specialize in selling dog food.

17. Cherish it because of love. Because I miss you, I am lonely. When 520 arrives, I confess to the sky that my love for you will never stop!

18. In fact, you should be a great scientist, but you are delayed by one thing, that is, you have no brain.

19. It is not easy to be the younger brother of a single person. If necessary, you must guest star as your boyfriend. Of course, most often it’s the grandson.

20. In fact, appearance is really not important. Love cares about feelings, but I have no feelings about ugliness.

21. It’s almost 520. I have a small wish that I hope can come true: lovers cannot love!

22. Either give me money, give me love, or get out of here. Why can't you give me love and break the bread?

There are thousands of words in my heart that I want to say to you, but I can’t find a reason to bother you. I want to care about you thousands of times, but I can’t find a suitable identity.

24. Single boys are called singles. How do girls describe being single? A young man who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

25. When you are young, you should move around. If you walk more, you will find that there are couples in the world and you are single.

26. In the past, carriage and mail were very slow, and I would only love one person in my life. Nowadays, network technology is so advanced that we can recruit 50 people a day.

27. Quarrels, troubles, and madness, but we never regret it. We believe more and more firmly that it will last forever.

28. If you recall that this thing has a smell, it is the fragrance of camphor, sweet and safe, like the happiness of clear memory, sweet and lost, like the sadness of forgetting.

There are always several Mao Zedongs every month. His face changes from red to green, from green to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to green, and finally leaves me.

30. Happiness is actually very simple. When I'm lost, when I'm sad, when I cry, you don't hesitate to come to me and give me a hug.

31. A fat woman is plump, a thin woman is slim, a tall woman is slender, and a short woman is delicate. If a man is fat, he is like a pig, if he is thin, he is like a rib, if he is tall, he is stupid, if he is short, he is a cake seller!

32. I don’t have a favorite snack or a song that I particularly like to listen to, but there is a you that I particularly like.

33. True love is that he can surpass thousands of beauties with big breasts and long legs, and he can see that you are rough and without connotation at a glance.

So far, I am still single. I said to my mother: Don’t worry, there is always someone waiting for me, and I don’t want to give in. Mom: Yes, the Lord of Hell is waiting for you.