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How to send friends to eat oysters?

1, the happiest thing is to eat oysters and suddenly hear the agreement of putting dandelions in the restaurant.

2, opening oysters is really painful, eating oysters is really happy!

3. I want to eat raw salted shrimp, oysters, hot pot and beef! I am so hungry, so hungry, so hungry!

4. It's time to eat oysters. Xiaobai bought 10 Jin of oysters, and her husband threatened to eat enough at once.

5. Is it a waste to live by the sea but not like to eat oysters?

6. I actually found oysters in the supermarket! It's 800 years since I last ate oysters.

7, eat oysters to achieve a high level, even here is meat, long knowledge.

8. Qingcang said that he was full, but he also wanted to eat oysters. It smells good to hit him in the face.

9. I remember eating oysters for the first time, and it was another day to envy others' love. At this moment, I am so redundant.

10, I ate oysters with my friends yesterday. Now my stomach is smooth and tender, and of course my hand still hurts.

1 1. Punch another delicious restaurant with beautiful environment and many oriental cuisines. I really had enough oysters this time and went home to eat chicken with satisfaction.

12, I liked oysters at first, but I found that I would get tired of eating them for a long time.

13, eat seafood noodles, eat Pippi shrimp, eat oysters, eat boiled shrimp, eat Daqingmang, eat …

14, I hate eating oysters so much, but in order to make my bright face more like a female star, I decided to put up with it.

15, the oysters have been open for more than half an hour, and the pineapple bag is delivered. I was so happy that I didn't eat oysters or look at the oven. The pineapple bag is painted too much, and the pineapple bag bears too much after all.

16, I ate oysters today and made a deep cut on my hand.

17, I feel sick after eating oysters, and I may not touch them again for nearly a year.

18. Eating oysters for the first time. Not bad, but I feel a little fishy and not used to it.

19, eating oysters, thinking about eating all the shit while eating, there should be no next time.

20. The first time I ate oysters, I fainted in the middle.

2 1, the first time I ate oysters, I found it was not my dish. I'm really not a person who likes to try new things, and I have a real porcelain stomach.

22. My parents really don't love the elderly, and now they are still sitting outside eating oysters after midnight snack.