An interesting sentence

First, getting rid of poverty is not as easy as hair loss, but getting rich is far easier than getting rich.

Second, God closed a security door for you, and even conveniently put a titanium alloy lock on you.

Third, "if the person you like just likes you, do you know what this is called?" "That's called imagination."

Fourth, it is said that fashion is a circle. When can I go back to the Tang Dynasty and get fat?

Five, mathematics, three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are really helpless.

6. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? A: Of course, it is important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

Seven, to lose weight, fat people never start, and thin people never give up.

Eight, fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.

9. When someone says "Kill me if you don't accept it", you must say "Sorry, I'm not interested in killing pigs."

10. I really envy those dogs who can live continuously for more than 20 years. If you are lucky, you can live for a lifetime!

Eleven, online dating is a waste of electricity, eating chicken without love, is a waste of money, fat water does not flow outside the field, love chooses me, I am super sweet.

12. Husky is just too obedient. If they pee on the bed and bite the sofa and the floor, don't get angry or scold. They are just so lonely that no one plays with them. We should prepare some things very patiently, such as onion, ginger, garlic, salt, yellow wine, soy sauce and pressure cooker.

Thirteen, "How can I make a man rain or shine, and a phone call will arrive?" "Drink, all women!"

Fourteen, my girlfriend said: Before meeting me, I felt that there were no good men in this world; After knowing me, I feel that everyone in this world is a good person except me.

15. I saw an old woman lying on the ground today. I don't know if I should help her. Just when she wanted to help her, the old lady said, "Get out of here, poor child, and don't disturb my business."

Sixteen, every time you exit the system, you will be reminded, and you will not receive the message when you exit. I said with a smile, as if I could receive it online.

Seventeen, in the "beautiful poor" and "ugly rich" these two reincarnation options, most people decisively chose the "ugly poor" option.

Education is your means of transportation, 985 is a supersonic plane, 2 1 1 is a civil airliner, one is a high-speed train, the other is a general speed, and the third is a green leather. The specialty is riding a motorcycle.

Nineteen, enough to make girls happy: beautiful, ok, buy, not fat, my fault.

Be sure to save money well this month. Go to bed early and get up early and have nothing to do. That's right. I must change my bad temper. If not, send it again next month.

2 1. The furthest distance in the world is that I look at you frequently on the bus and you look at me frequently. I fell in love with you at first sight, but you clung to your wallet.

Twenty-two or three hundred Tang poems basically talked about three things: loneliness in the palace, friends coming, friends saying goodbye.

Before getting married, the man said that he dared to go to hell for her. After getting married, he found that he really went to hell.

24. Suddenly I want to herd cattle. There is no pressure of life, no Jianghu routine, no love and hate. I only care if my cow is still there. With my IQ, I only put one, and I can't put more. It eats grass and I sleep.