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What can I tell you about my composition?

Tell you something about myself.

Everyone has his own unique personality, and no one else can replace him. It is because of his personality that a colorful life will become more brilliant and wonderful. Of course, I have my own personality, which makes my life more interesting.

My character can be expressed in two words: stingy!

Last summer, my family went to Sanmen Island for a trip. The seafood there is really good! So, my mother said to buy a few pounds of conch meat and go home to try it. We came to the seafood monopoly market and went shop by shop. We entered a shop, and my mother asked, "How much is a catty of snail meat?" "100 yuan a catty." The shopkeeper greeted him with a smile. "Do you want a catty?" I am short of breath. Not worth it. I obviously want to be ripped off!

I dragged my mother into the second shop. I asked, "How much is this snail meat?" "80 yuan is a catty." The shopkeeper didn't raise his eyes. Hum! I am not happy again. What kind of attitude is this? Do you take customers seriously? I walked out of the shop again. ...

"I walked all morning and bought a catty for 50 yuan. I'm exhausted! " Mom shouted at the back. I saw that my mother was tired, so I said, "Go back to the hotel and give me 40 yuan. I will buy it for you! " I'm high-spirited, and spending less 10 yuan is worth it! Mom couldn't beat me, so she threw me 50 yuan and left. See another store, which says snail 45 yuan/Jin. I said to my boss, "Can you sell me a catty of this rattlesnake 40 yuan?" "Little sister, our price is already very low!" "But I only have 40 yuan, boss, just sell me a catty!" "Hey, forget it, 40 is 40!" . Ha ha! It worked! Fortunately, my mother gave me some money, otherwise I wouldn't have lied.

I was carrying a rattlesnake and my heart was full of joy. Back to the hotel, my father praised me as a small economist!