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MengMeng's lovely words.

1. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely I am hungry.

If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die and I will love you instead.

Never leave a name when doing good deeds, only a business card.

Once, we depended on each other. Now, you have your goddess and I have my male god. In this way, dilute a relationship.

Now that you have determined a road, there is no need to ask how long it will take.

6. Ugly people will be loved, and beautiful people will be rejected.

7. At the time of extreme poverty, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

8. This young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupidity.

9. How can you be young if you are not frivolous, and how can you be arrogant if you are not arrogant.

10. Someone's long hair envied by others turned out to be a wig.

1 1. Crazy people live a crazy life every day.

12. Maybe you will meet more beautiful girls, gentler girls, and girls who love you more, but they certainly can't eat or sleep, which makes me angry.

13. I hope Santa Claus can put the answers to the final exams of all subjects in the socks beside my bed on Christmas Eve.

14. I only have one father, not very great, but I love him.

15. The weather is very cold. Remember to wear an extra coat. I said take it off for me when it's cold.

16. I don't think I'm stupid at all, at least I taught myself how to like you.

17. Don't spit ivory from the dog's mouth. You are not a dog. Can you spit it out?

18. Without anger and sadness, a smile is just a gesture.

19. I just keep you in my heart. I just love you all the time. What can you do to me?

20. This paper is clean, so I don't want to blacken it.

2 1. Is it necessary for a good brother to do everything all his life? Who is so stupid?

22. When I get up every day, there will always be a heart-wrenching drama with my dear quilt: kissing lingering, reluctant to go, and leaving with hate.

23. It's a pity that the old class always tells us the truth while digging nose excrement in class!

24. After breaking up, I told you that I was going to chase the male god, just to tell you that you don't have to worry that I will be sad because of your departure.

25. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

26. I want to hold your hand and make a lifelong vow.

27. Lu Yunlong, the old male god, will take care of himself when he leaves.

28. At the moment when the results are announced, you are most likely to have a heart attack.

29. Do you think I'm in the way? You don't know it's not that easy to come to my world.

30. I heard that everyone likes their deskmate, no matter whether your deskmate is male or female!

3 1. Every time I get a new book at the beginning of school, I feel like I'm having a private book signing.

You say everything you see in the world is gray, because you are color blind.

Even if the heavy rain turns the whole city upside down, you have to get to school at 6: 40.

34. Xueba blood hidden in my body. I order you to lift the seal in the name of Xueba.

Do you feel a little guilty I am just your pawn.

36. No matter how strong and manly I am, I am also a fucking girl.

37. Why do girls care so much about each other? Decades later, they will all dance square dance together.

Meng Mengda talks about it lovely.

Let's raise our glasses first, so it's better to take root in the Yellow Crane Tower.

Second, I will tell you what I should tell you, and asking what I shouldn't know is a big mouth.

Don't believe me every time I say I'll never talk to you again. Do I look like a man of principle?

Fourth, meeting the right person in the right place is the real happiness.

I sprinkled a handful of salt into the universe. I can't sleep before three o'clock, so I'll eat salt and bake a small planet tonight.

6. I love you and I feel sorry for you. It's just proof that I'm alive.

Seven, this long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory shines under the dust of the old days.

I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

9. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

Remember one sentence: thinking too much will ruin you.

Eleven, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.

Being beautiful is your blessing, and living beautiful is my skill.

Thirteen, I remember that you love me, maybe I remember wrong.

Fourteen, Meng Meng's cuteness, talk about people like cuteness, talk about selection.

Don't call me fat. I will think that you are jealous that I eat better than you.

Sixteen, the rich buy six generations of apples, and the poor buy six bags of apples.

The happiest thing in the world is to find money from washed clothes.

I want to eat you when I look at you. I can never resist your scent, dear braised pork.

Nineteen, I am not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

Twenty, I am so beautiful and lovely that I don't know who will be cheaper in the future.

Rain or shine, please remember that you will always be with me.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. My dislike has nothing to do with my mood.

Twenty-three, the rich are brushing Taobao, and the poor are brushing Weibo.

24. There was once an isolated island. I don't know why everyone disappeared, leaving only two men and an ugly woman. A man can't help marrying this woman! The other one waited for eighteen years, and he smiled, because those two people had a daughter, which was beautiful!

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Twenty-six, we must firmly believe that as long as we are alive, we can find delicious food.

You are very kind, but I am too beautiful for you.

Twenty-eight, I want to be with you and infect you with stupidity.

Twenty-nine, heartless, I licked my fingers and cried.

Thirty, chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

After meeting you, my dream is no longer to ride to the ends of the earth, but to go home no matter how late.

32. Looking at beautiful women in the street is an appreciation if you look up, and a hooligan if you look down.

33. I do all kinds of evil. I hope you can kill me for the people.

Thirty-four, one day, you will understand: your grievances should be digested by yourself, and your story need not be told to everyone; Few people really understand you, and most people will only peek at your jokes from their own standpoint; All you can do is hide the secret and get stronger step by step!

Thirty-five, life is a process, and both beauty and loveliness are understood. While I am still young, I can pay for love without reservation; When I am still ignorant, I can give it to myself; Although I am still naive, I can believe that loving you is a lifelong thing. Please love my youth, my madness and my persistence. Let's talk about a naive love in a young age when we haven't learned how to calculate the world!

Thirty-six, when you are in a good mood, you can see the sunshine on rainy days.

Watermelon, watermelon, tell me, am I the cutest person in the world?

No matter how beautiful the scenery in the world is, it is not as good as the journey home.

39. I am still young and need some advice. However, I don't need your advice.

Forty, the craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

Forty-one, we always have nothing to say at the beginning and miserable at the end.

Meng Meng talks about cuteness.

1. I'm from far away, and I didn't bring a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

My friend owes me 5 yuan, and the tone is that he is not going to pay it back.

If urine can be used as medicine, then my son is a cash cow.

It is the heart that is dirty, not the world.

5. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence ... she threw up. ...

6. The most exciting sentence in the class is: The class won't come today! ! !

7. When you first get together, you may even think that the other person is cute when he is angry, that is, how to look at it. After a long time, aesthetic fatigue, everything tends to be dull. If you are a little anxious, it is unreasonable. A little angry, like a bitch in the other person's heart. This is the reality. Love can't keep fresh forever. If you are still dreaming that love will last forever, you should wake up.

8. If you tell me I love you, will you die?

9. If you can't see me, you will die. If you see me, you may not be in this world.

10. Don't play love games with me, you can never afford it.

1 1. What will happen if a man is pregnant? I've been struggling

12. Crazy people live a crazy life every day.

13. Sometimes I think about it. It is better to have two feet on both sides than to be dead set on one person.

14. Each of us is a patient, but some people are called doctors.

15. When I am extremely poor, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

16. Even if I am poor, I don't want to ask anyone.

17. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

18. Close my eyes and I see my future.

19. Classic and lovely MengMeng selection.

I'm not sad that my best friend stole my lover. I finally understand what you are.

2 1. After breaking up, I will still miss you in Tomb-Sweeping Day every year.

22. Isn't there an exam today? Why do you all have a head?

23. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

24. You are the one who humiliated myself when I was sleepy. You are really mean.

25. The end of the world is over. Don't fucking tell me eternity is ancient.

Cute and cute. Say a short sentence.

1. For you, rain or shine will not change.

Crazy people live a crazy life every day.

The salary is as small as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

I'm not sad that my best friend stole my lover. I finally understand what you are.

5. Memories are beautiful but hurtful; Memories, just can't go back to the past memories.

6. Opportunity is like a hair on the head of a bald man. You catch it, you can't catch it, and it's gone.

Even if I am poor, I don't want to ask anyone.

8. Look at the little star outside the window and promise that you will be happy forever.

9. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

10. I miss you every day. I fell asleep thinking about it.

1 1. At that moment, I really wanted to say sorry for the past and the past years.

12. Being with you all the time is the most beautiful paradise.

13. Your whole body is radiant. Come home with me. There is no street lamp on my way home.

14. Do you want me to apologize or confess?

15. You are the simplest miss in my pure white time.

16. It's better to be drunk and make him feel bad than not to drink.

17. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

18. Wandering in the world, no longer making eternal promises for anyone.

19. Let me live in your heart or your bed.

If I don't please you, fall in love with me.

2 1. It's just a short unrequited love in my dream.

22. At the time of extreme poverty, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

23. I love you and I feel sorry for you. It's just proof that I'm alive.

I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.

25. Can you not blink when I lie on your eyelashes?

26. Count the long rivers that accompany you and interpret our eternity.

27. The person you love deeply hurts you the most, not leaving you, but letting everyone you fall in love with have his shadow.

28. There is a person who you have watched all your life, but neglected all your life. Some people look at you, but they affect your life.

29. Staring at you quietly in the vast sea of people.

30. Throw your self-esteem into the corner, take out all the good things, but remain silent.