First, the Taoist priest went down the mountain

First, the Taoist priest went down the mountain

I also want to know the following story.

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breeze comes late. Zhuang Zichen sat in his own Taoist temple. Counting the heavens, the earth, the sun and the moon.

I remember Zhuangzi once said, "There is a fish in the North Ghost, and its name is Kun. Kun is so big that it is thousands of miles away. Into a bird, its name is Peng. Peng's back is thousands of miles away; Fly away in anger, and its wings hang like clouds in the sky. If it is a bird, shipping will migrate to Nanming. Nanming, Tianchi also. "

in the morning, he cleaned the ground. At ordinary times, everyone is dressed in breezy white or gray uniforms. Except for special days, they are all dressed in simple clothes. On this day, he wore a clean pair of jeans, a sports white body, and two-star panda sports basketball shoes.

The so-called immortal is the angry words of uncles. If you really become immortal, you can jump off a cliff. Who is still cleaning here?

He took a broom from the yard and cleaned it a little. There is a pagoda tree here, waiting for the old friend to return, and the lovely leaves have fallen.

It's almost noon, and there are shouts from the younger brothers in the kitchen: "Dinner, dinner, brother."

"People don't have any special names and rules. It's all vulgar things, just asking for a quiet place to practice. " Zhuang Zichen.

At noon, there are large pieces of Sichuan style pork, which southerners (Sichuanese) especially like to eat. Almost the main course of the banquet, the staple food is rice. If you don't have enough meat, you have to eat rice. Be steadfast in heart.

Zhuang Zichen hurried to add more rice, and he was tired after sweeping the floor all morning. Today's weather is neither bad nor bad, and you can hit people again later.

I forgot to introduce it. Zhuang Zichen is the master of this Taoist temple. Master went down the mountain to look for the true scriptures, and he was the acting head. In name only, other disciples give back face, and a few uncles can't care.

he is only responsible for fighting.

last night while enjoying the cool air. A fat man, ugly. I insist on burning incense in the temple, and I say it's midnight. Fat people not only don't listen, but also fight with Zhuang Zichen. The fat man drank the wine and insisted that it was the most auspicious time.

In this temple, there is a grand old gentleman and a Buddha statue of the Yuan Dynasty. When it was put here in the Yuan Dynasty, incense flourished in previous dynasties, but there were fewer Taoist pilgrims. It's the first time I've seen anyone burning incense tonight.

Zhuang Zichen beat him away and made an appointment to fight again at noon today. I got ready and ate three bowls of white rice and a lot of Sichuan style pork.

Now I'm lying in the yard, resting on the doorstep of the main hall, like a dog. At noon, just find a place to lie in the sun and take a nap.

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"Do you think there is a limit in this world?" Zhuangzi asked him.

Zhuang Zichen: "Isn't the pond a cliff? Explain the word: the boundary of water is the horizon. "

"You can't carve rotten wood." Zhuangzi.

"get up, get up." Cried the bold while kicking.

I just woke up from my dream and cursed in my heart: "The master is lecturing me. This is going crazy! " One rolled over and shouted, "Which beast."

A particularly disgusting person always comments on Zhuang Zichen, a person with black spirit in his heart. Plus he has face blindness (not face blindness in idol dramas). It is true face blindness, and his resolution blind zone is above 8%. )

There were seven or eight people standing in the yard, the first one was a woman, who looked very arrogant: "You are Zhuang Zichen, and it was you who beat my men yesterday."

Zhuang Zichen patted the dust on his body: "Hey, hey ..." He smiled contemptuously and shook his head.

Zhuang Zichen glared at them, thinking that they could quit the gate of Qingyun Temple just by looking at them.

unexpectedly, the little beggar cried, "little beggar, old beggar. Our boss is here! Dare to hit me last night! "

Zhuang Zichen thought of backhand and fanned him out. Fantasy fan to the opposite wall, like a comedy gecko (gecko, Sichuanese say: gecko. ) the same.

"how's it going?" Zhuang Zichen is also very arrogant.

"then there is nothing to talk about ...! ？” That woman has fine features and speaks arrogantly.

"ah, come on up!" Zhuang Zichen is ready to start a fight.

"You little Taoist priests can't afford to pay for those who hurt me. Avoid injury and harmony, and move out of this stinking Taoist temple directly. " The woman paused, and then said, "This ruined museum is worth some money."

Zhuang Zichen looked at the woman, who was young. In their twenties, it is difficult for women to tell their ages nowadays. It's not his face blindness. He looks thin and weak, with glaucoma and almond eyes. Flat eyebrows, melon seeds, thin face, swallow lips in the palace, and thin body. The imposing manner is magnificent, but the gas field is full, which is somewhat kind and expensive. Wearing a pure white T-shirt for tens of dollars, I don't know the cartoon pattern on it. Ordinary jeans, Nike black and white basketball shoes. Long hair does not reach the waist.

this punch has to knock her out of the mountain gate. You shouldn't! Evil! Zhuang Zichen is so whimsical.

"What's so good about our old temple gate? You must use your plan to get what you want. " Zhuang Zichen asked.

"Don't you think it's a hobby to get some Taoist priests to serve her? Or ask for great wealth and wealth. You have to set up a temple gate. " Zhuang Zichen muttered in his heart.

of course, these are all nonsense. How can we let them succeed?

Over the past three years, people with malicious intentions have come to inquire. All of them were sent away by Zhuang Zichen, and it took no less effort. This is not the last time. There's nothing evil about her. I just can't fight, and I'm clamoring for Taoist temple, which is very funny.

"I can't feel her evil spirits". Zhuang Zichen thought to himself. Because he was born with a talent to feel each other's evils.

"hurry up and get out!" Zhuang Zichen posed as a Taoist priest.

"oh, it's really out of the question! Go up. " Woman, step back. When she gave the order, her hand made a slight upward movement. Stepping back a few steps, I saw a few younger brothers set like a tiger and a tiger.

In order not to get hurt, several other disciples and uncles in the back are hiding. Hide behind the door of the temple and the entrance of the hall, and watch.

"Those who lead the fight are all in front." Zhuang Zichen's two fingers are tied on his chest. There are countless ghosts behind, pouring in and coming out.

Zhuang Zichen gave an evil smile.

"Emperor Yan's blood is fierce, Beidou is bone-like, four bright bones are broken, and the sky is destroyed.

With a divine power, all ghosts will collapse, and it is as urgent as a law." The voice across the street.

An exotic animal "refutes" into black gas and comes out, which is a monster mentioned in the Classic of Mountains and Seas. Zhuang Zichen read it in Shan Hai Jing.

The Classic of Mountains and Seas: The mountain in the middle of the curve is full of beasts, with a white body and a black tail like a horse, a horn, tiger teeth and claws, and a sound like drums. Its name is refuting, and it is eating tigers and leopards, which can resist soldiers.

A man in black suddenly came out and confronted Zhuang Zichen. Like the little brother in the grave robbery notes.

"It's not easy when there are experts." Zhuang Zichen.

"eliminate evil." Zhuang Zichen forward refers to driving the mind.

the eight-faced ghost rushed to the little brother. His "refutation" was blocked. So the eight-faced ghost incarnated in eight directions and attacked him.

began to harass and attack him from all directions.

he is overwhelmed. That group of people are hiding well in the corner, and that woman is also hiding well in the corner crowd!

"Are you looking for the remnants of Ye Hua Zhen Jing?" Zhuang Zichen asked.

little brother didn't answer. He was so scared that he couldn't stand it.

Zhuang Zichen read again: "Eight aspects are one." Eight-faced ghosts are all in one, devouring "refutation". In a short time, the barge skin was raw and he died.

Little Brother fell to his knees, and his face showed horror: "If I had known it was so powerful, I wouldn't have come."

"I can't believe there are so many amazing people in this temple." The little brother in black said this.

"Don't move, don't move." The woman jumped out and said, "I'll get someone to fix you."

are you kidding? Zhuang Zichen thought, and then blurted out, "Ugly people make more trouble. Go down the mountain. "

The woman's eyes suddenly widened to tear his feelings.

"you are a thousand-year-old demon. Ugly, Niuhuang Pill! Dihuang Pill! " The woman's anger exploded in situ, which is going to be the quintessence of the country!

"Who sent you here, you little ugly?" Zhuang Zichen continued.

"Dihuang Pill, Niuhuang Pill! ..... "Women are going to jump up.

"girl. You are not ugly, and I am not Dihuang Pill. Are you looking for the true scriptures? " Zhuang Zichen is serious.

"Look at her white T-shirt. It's ridiculous, fresh and refined. " Zhuang Zichen chuckled and thought, "A man in a white T-shirt came to make trouble, and his heart burst with laughter." Maybe most people don't understand his special joke.

"Because she wears a white T-shirt."

"Ghosts travel thousands of miles." Zhuang Zichen put his finger on his chest again and read a spell. Again, a group of ghosts fly in mid-air. Ghosts surrounded half the temple gate. Earth-shattering, make the gods cry.

if he hadn't released the technique himself, he would have been scared. Zhuang Zichen thought, "You are not afraid this time. Surrender quickly! "

"When the mind rings, the bell rings. The sky is clear and everything is clear. " An old monk came in with a alms bowl. It was he who easily broke the Tao of Zhuang Zichen.

it's really "the monk is in the alms bowl". Every monk should carry a "alms bowl".

The monk said, "There is no Amitabha in the south", and he stood with his hand in front of him and bowed to the Buddha.

Zhuang Zichen, the "Infinite View", recognized the master of wisdom in Wutai Mountain, and immediately politely returned the gift from Taoism. (Hold the palm of your left hand and hold the right fist on your chest. )

I met her when I went to Wutai Mountain with Master six years ago. At that time, Wutai Mountain asked Qingyun View for help. Mainly the master, Zhang Mingtian. The 37th generation master of Qingyun Temple. Taoism is bottomless and unfathomable.

"I haven't seen you for a year, and my skills have improved greatly." Master Zhibo said.

"this is the same old story again." Zhuang Zichen thought to himself, but said, "Where, where? Master's empty mind just now is. It is the best, and the younger generation will never learn it. "

"Master Bo Zhi." The girl looked like a little girl and ran to take Bo Zhi's hand: "He is a smelly Taoist, and he called me ugly." I want to cry, snuggle up and be lovable.

"It's really ugly." Zhuang Zichen thought to himself.

although this is also his talent, he can't tell beauty from ugliness. Beauty and ugliness are synonymous in his mind. He does not distinguish between good and evil, because he believes that human nature is good, so he only divides beauty and ugliness. Distinguish preferences by a person's breath, and there is no beauty or ugliness as they say. Because all beings create heaven and earth, and they are all beautiful. There is no difference between beauty and ugliness, but it has become his personal preference. When they came to provoke, they were classified as ugly.

Brothers and uncles who were hiding behind the hall ran out. After the fight, I came out. Relying on the seniority of the uncle, he took the lead in welcoming the ceremony: "Master Bo Zhi has come, but it is far from welcoming him." It was Third Martial Uncle who rushed out to flatter. Busy flattering ran out.

"Master Bo Zhi, you are in good health from a long distance." Third Martial Uncle quickly bowed to the Taoist etiquette and flattered.

There are few serious people in a temple, and Master never cares. Only the second brother Zhuang Zichen, the fifth brother Wang Fei and the seventh brother Guo are really serious and learning authentic Taoist Taoism.

ask for all kinds of things, but you can't get anything from them.

after three

greetings, Master Bo Zhi explained his purpose: "It's my little niece who is too impulsive. Ben is also looking for help from his teacher. This little girl is wild-tempered. I'm afraid she has acted rashly. "

"Only a little, she is coming to tear down the temple." Zhuang Zichen thought to himself, "You monks are really good at words."

"Oh, but we don't have the scriptures here. Master went down the mountain to find the pages of the true scriptures. It's been three years. I don't know that bastard falsely said that we have the scriptures here. People are always looking for trouble. We're all bored. Sometimes there is a wave in the morning and evening. I sent it away. " Zhuang Zichen said.

"oh, I see. First of all, this is the youngest daughter of the Yang family in Jiangnan, who is 21 years old this year. Since childhood, the elders have loved each other, and their temper has become a little impatient. Come on, Xiao Yi, come and apologize to your brother. This is your brother, Taoist Zhuang Zichen. He is the second disciple of Master Zhang Mingtian. We are all noble and decent, and we consider ourselves your brothers. This is Yang Xiaoyi, the youngest daughter of our laity disciple Yang Zhenxing. It's also my great-disciple. Mother Tang Guifang is also a disciple of Buddhism and a well-known people's teacher in Jiangnan. My brother Yangliuqing is a famous young chivalrous man in Jiangnan. Xiao Yi, come quickly, apologize to your brother and make amends. " The old monk laughed and said.

The little girl was still coquettish, and said in her unique husky voice, "Hello, Taoist Zhuang. The little girl has just offended more, but she still looks at Haihan. "

"This is not to recognize the account after typing!" Zhuang Zichen thought. I can't help it. Master Bo Zhi is here, so I have to give face. They are all such routines, and Zhuang Zichen is used to being routine. Nothing but being able to fight.

"Yang Shimei, I was wrong to call you ugly just now. In fact, you are quite beautiful. " Zhuang Zichen said. Do you feel a little embarrassed? I can't help it, and he can't do it.

"Ha, ha, ha, no friends until you fight. The so-called enemy should be reconciled, but not married. This is the same clan, and they are all noble and decent. He is also a young and promising man of understanding. Young talent, my fair lady. Everyone is reconciled. " Master Bo Zhi's routine.

"Why don't you say, Guan Guan's dove is in the river continent." Zhuang Zichen wanted to laugh.

"We Taoists have no grudges. It's just that master came down the mountain and I'm here to watch the door. " Zhuang Zichen said modestly, in fact, he can pretend.

Zhuang Zichen continued: "Then please sit inside and drink our green tea in Qingyun Mountain to relieve the summer heat."

"Oh, I brought good tea here. I wanted to be the first soldier and then the ceremony. " Yang Xiaoyi is very frank.

Zhuang Zichen almost didn't spit it out, and "the soldiers were the first to salute". Then take a look at this "first soldier, then ceremony" small ribs. Thin figure, big breath have to blow her away. I have a picture in my heart, and Yang Xiaoyi was blown away by the strong wind. Floating in the air like a batter. She is the girl who the world says can also drink milk tea at night.

"Tieguanyin in Fujian is a new tea just served this year." Yang Xiaoyi continued to say boldly. I don't think there is anything offensive about what she just said about "fighting first and then honoring".

"local tyrants, I like to make friends with local tyrants. In fact, I have had enough green tea in Qingyun Mountain. " Zhuang Zichen.

"Then please sit inside. Soldiers before ceremony, soldiers before ceremony. " I still have some awkward smiles.

please enter the front hall. After a greeting, everyone passed through the front hall.

I walked into the reading building, which is the place where I read and enjoy tea in the Taoist temple. Although the Taoist temple is small, it is elegant here.

Generally, the Third Martial Uncle receives distinguished guests. Because when it comes to the truth, Zhuang Zichen is the main one. Three scholars have no say in Taoist affairs, and Zhuang Zichen has no say in secular affairs.

Third Martial Uncle Gu Chengyun and a bunch of people retreated.

The reading building was built in the Yuan Dynasty. Because of the backcountry, it has never been destroyed. Taoist Temple is located in an extremely remote suburb, and Fiona Fang is nearly 1 kilometers deserted. There are several farmers who are old people at home, and there is no one in the village. This is called Yanting Village. It's in a small village on the border between Shanxi and Hebei.

225 is the fifth year of COVID-19 epidemic. April is the third day in long summer.

There are several standard Taoist inscriptions on the eaves of the door: "Taoism is natural".

from the side hall is the Buddhist temple. A bronze Buddha statue is enshrined there, and the incense is flourishing. Pilgrims come from far away to burn incense, pray and fulfill their vows.

Three people sit in front of the coffee table in turn, while Zhuang Zichen is making tea. Take Yang Xiaoyi.