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Tell the brothers and sisters some phrases!

1. I said, brothers, smoke less and drink less in the future. I want to play with you for another few years. Don't fucking die in front of me.

2. Girls say sisters are the best, while boys say buddies are the best.

I will cherish those friendships at the moment, because I believe that we only have this life, and there is no afterlife.

We will always be good brothers, and this life is destined to be brothers.

5. Brothers, it's not fashionable to be more beautiful than girlfriends now, but who loves girlfriends more now;

6. Brothers just muddle along, risking their lives for something.

7. Brother, stand up quickly. We are waiting for you!

8. Brother 12345, spending money regardless of you and me. Brother, a hundred million men are not afraid to spend money.

9. Those who dare to fight side by side are not necessarily brothers; Those who dare to be beaten together must be brothers.

10. Eat, drink and be merry together. This is a friend. Play without eating or drinking. This is a brother.

1 1. In an iron brotherly relationship, money sometimes breaks it.

12. Brother, you said that face was very important. Now you don't even want your brother's face.

13. It is said that brothers are like brothers, women are like clothes, and my ribs are full of knives.

14. The relationship between you and me is like iron, there is no gap; Your friendship with me is as strong as iron and indestructible; Your friendship with me is like iron. You and I are as righteous as iron and as expensive as gold. Iron buddy day, may your happiness be as solid as copper and iron.

15. Tie friendship with iron rings, fill affection with iron drums, heat sincerity with iron pans, scoop up blessings with iron spoons, edit short messages with iron blood, and send them out with iron towers: May you wear countless good luck with iron locks!

Birthday greetings from brothers and sisters

1, you and I have known each other for a long time Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite red rose is your birthday present.

On your birthday, please let me say to you two: pig! I wish you a happy birthday. "One more" may be more successful! Good mood every day! "

3. You and I embrace and listen. Birthday wishes are like the breath of annual rings, surrounding our dreams, and full love turns into sincere wishes. Happy birthday!

4. May happy songs surround you forever and make your life full of happiness and happiness; May happy laughter always accompany you and let you bathe in endless happy years forever! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

5. I've known you for a long time! Unforgettable is my pure friendship! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.

6. On a special day, I send you a special cup of juice, which contains 100cc wishes, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

7. On this most beautiful day, I sincerely send an oldest and freshest blessing: Happy birthday! Lifelong beauty!

8. Youth, sunshine, laughter ... On this day that belongs to you, jump to a happy beat. I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always be there and you will always smile. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

9. I drink water behind the toilet, and in leg press on the train track, I pretend to be a ghost wrapped in a sheet! Hehe, I wish you a happy holiday!

10, send you a birthday cake, ingredients: two spoonfuls of love rice, three happy beans, four happy dates, centralized packaging, mobile phone delivery, shelf life: before you are completely happy; Tasting method: please press the up and down keys; Save Method: Please press the Save button!

1 1. On a quiet night, I lit dim candlelight, listened to light music, and enjoyed a thick bouquet of wine to spend an unforgettable birthday with you.

12, years are getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are getting faster and faster, friendship is getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper. May every day be as beautiful as a painting. Happy birthday!

13, I hope I am the first friend to say "Happy Birthday" to you. I wish you happiness and success in this year!

14, although we didn't celebrate each other's birthday, we are still friends. Happy birthday to you. No matter what will happen in the future, we all wish each other a better tomorrow.

15, yesterday's storm has passed. Today, you and I will continue. Forget all the crying, you will still be beautiful tomorrow. Happy birthday! Have fun!

16, special love, special, may my blessing be wrapped like sunshine, and I sincerely wish health and happiness to accompany me forever, happy birthday!

17, a gentle wish is worth a thousand words. When the birthday bell rings, don't forget my blessing. Happy birthday to you!

18, a gentle wish is worth a thousand words. When you ring the birthday bell, don't forget my blessing. Happy birthday!

19, year after year, day after day, when we meet today, we will win countless people. My friend's birthday is endless. I wish you good luck and happiness every day.

20. I want to see it at first sight when I wake up! The voice I want to hear! Looking at my little house reminds me of many scenes where we played together.

2 1, the years have passed, and the home is still there; Hundreds of miles apart, but constantly separated; The night is long and the stars are bright; Sincerely pray, accompany around. Today is your birthday. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday and a safe life in the distance!

22. Birthday wishes are sung, beautiful melodies spread, graceful figures dance, happy hearts jump, you and I hold hands, and sincere friendship is inseparable. Happy birthday to you, but just as happy!

23. I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!

24. I wish you a happy birthday and smile from ear to ear every day! There are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are continuous joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday!

25. happy birthday You are happy, and I am happy. You are not happy, and I am not happy. Happy birthday to whoever is happy!

26. At dawn, happiness is around you. Sunny, smiling in your heart. The joy of sunset and western hills follows you all day. Friends who care about you sincerely wish you a happy birthday forever on this day.

I won't forget this special day. I deliberately let the sun shed happy sunshine on you. I also specially asked the moon to give you a sweet dream tonight, wishing you a happy birthday.

28, although the temperature is always changing, although time has not stopped, although you and I are thousands of miles apart at the moment, although the blessing is just a word, but my friend's heart is always thinking, sincere greetings will always follow you, happy birthday!

29. Time is the wine that dilutes farewell, but it cannot dilute the feelings of friendship; Interval is to open a friend's hand, but not a loving heart; What changes is the appearance, what remains unchanged is the state of mind, what is missed is the years, but what is eternal is friendship! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

30. Happy birthday! Find a good woman before it's too late and marry her! This is a help, but it is also a worry in my heart, brother.

Tonight, I will make a wish under the moon, and let happiness surround you: health on the left, beauty on the right, success in front, sweetness behind, peace under my feet and happy birthday on my head!

32. Year after year, I sincerely wish you happiness! Happy birthday!

33. Your smile is more charming than candlelight. Your wish becomes a star; Your life has added a beautiful link; There is always someone who cares about you on your birthday, and that is me. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

34. What day is it today? It's broad daylight. One day more than 20 years ago, you were born in the mountains and rivers, 300 days before me. I have to call you: Happy birthday, sister!

35. Let SMS send you my blessing, in this sincere heart, with deep feelings. May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories of tomorrow be warm, and may your dreams come true in the new year!

On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you have 365 wonderful days. In these beautiful days, don't forget to bring you my best wishes. Happy birthday! Peace through the years!

37. Happy birthday! Happy, so I am happy. If you are not happy, you are not happy. Happy birthday, no matter who is happy!

38, 365 a year, is waiting, is looking forward to, the arrival of the world has added a bit of color, I hope the next 365, the smile is still bright.

39. Happy birthday to you. Good things chase you, happiness stares at you, illness eludes you, pain stays away from you, happiness follows you, everything follows you, happiness sticks to you, luck follows you, and success belongs to you!

40. The flickering candlelight illuminates your birthday; Sweet songs send me endless blessings; Meteors are all over the sky, fulfilling your every wish; Put the cake in your mouth, smile on your face and be sweet in your heart. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

4 1, two green leaves, full of its friendship with the same root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes to you. May happiness embrace you and have a happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you!

42, the world is ugly when it is cold! It is not easy to live to this day! Who doesn't live like this? Don't have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday!

43. If I had one million dollars, I would send you 99999. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday!

44. I count your birthday by the day, and I am a vegetarian three days in advance. Who knew you had a rescheduled call? Alas, I haven't had breakfast yet. I can only say to you on an empty stomach: birthday chopsticks are left!

45. Today is your first step towards maturity. I wish you down-to-earth, steady and steady, with flowers all the way.

46. At that time, the music of the clock was playing, and when the pink candle torch was lit, there was more or less laughter, and more or less vague memories flashed in the flickering candlelight. Congratulations on your age, charm, maturity and intelligence. Happy birthday to you.

47. Although communication is so scarce and meeting time is so short, our friendship ties us closely. Happy birthday!

48. Whether you are milk in the morning or midnight snack at night; Whether you are a cool breeze in summer or a cotton-padded jacket in winter; Please accept my warm message in such a breezy season. Happy birthday!

49. Birthday guy, I wish you all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true when your birthday comes. I wish you all the best in Pepsi and Fanta. Wow, every day, every month in Pepsi and every year in Gao Legao, your mood is like Sprite, which will always be eye-catching.

50. Today is your birthday. The first moment you turn on your mobile phone, I send my first blessing today. May this day that belongs to you be the most beautiful, warm, romantic and unforgettable. ...

5 1, infect your friends! ? This is another starting point of the journey of life. I hope you can keep running and meet you with a bright future full of infinite charm! Happy birthday!

52. Do you know? Today is my birthday. I hope you have a good day. Always be with happiness!

53. I feel good to have you in my life; I feel warm with you in my memory; It's warm to have you on the trip; With you among my friends, I am no longer lonely! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

54. Close your heart, and your humorous words and frank temperament will emerge. You are a trickle that moistens our hearts … Happy birthday …

55. Life is like the sea. Only when you can row in the sea can you know the breadth of the sea. Life is like a mountain, tolerance is the path, climb along the path and you will know the height of the mountain; Life is like a song, tolerance is a song, and only by singing with it can you know the sweetness of this song. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

Brother and sister greetings

1, two green leaves, full of its friendship with the same root; A congratulatory message condensed my wishes to you. May happiness embrace you and have a happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you!

Brother, on your birthday, I sincerely wish you good health. I wish you happiness and happiness every day.

3. You and I embrace and listen. Birthday wishes are like the breath of annual rings, surrounding our dreams, and full love turns into sincere wishes. Happy birthday!

I want to see you at the first sight when I wake up! I want to hear your voice! Looking at my little house reminds me of many scenes where we played together.

Send me a sincere blessing every birthday. I wish you a healthier, happier and happier future. Happy birthday!

6. I forgot my blessing in a hurry, but I ignored my greeting in the usual way. I entrust the white clouds in the sky to bring you splendor in spring, fanaticism in summer, tranquility in autumn and simplicity in winter. Send sincere wishes! Happy birthday!

7. Let SMS send you my blessing, in this sincere heart, with deep feelings. May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories of tomorrow be warm, and may your dreams come true in the new year!

8. The warm sunshine spreads my deep thoughts, the dancing willow branches tell my endless attachment, the jubilant spring pours out my pure greetings, and the fragrant flowers scatter my good wishes: I only wish you happiness!

9. Today is your birthday. Happy birthday to you. Send sincere wishes! Happy birthday!

10, big brother, may all happiness be with you, with your head up in spring and your head down in autumn; May all the joys follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting! May you be happy every day.

1 1. Give you my love and wish you a warm birthday because you are the cutest sister!

12, pick a cloud and make your delicious cake; Pick a star and be the candlelight of your wish. Let you be surrounded by my blessing to you: Happy birthday!

13, it is said that meteors give whatever they want. If I can, I am willing to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me, crossing the starry sky for me and landing on your pillow with my blessing. Happy birthday!

14, brother, on your birthday, I sincerely wish you good health. I wish you happiness and happiness every day. Send you romantic wishes, may you be happy forever! Happy birthday!

15, pick a star, pick a cloud, put it in a gift bag of missing and give it to you on a special day of the year. I sincerely wish you youth. P You and I have known each other for a long time! Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! Send my favorite carnation to wish you a happy birthday.

16, send you a cup of my carefully prepared juice, which contains 100cc desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

17, today is your birthday. I'll give you a birthday omelette to stick all over your body. Hehehe, isn't it touching!

18, brother, today is your birthday. Although I can't spend this special day with you, my blessing is still delivered on time: all your wishes come true in your colorful life journey! Happy birthday.

19, tonight, I want to make a wish under the moon, and let happiness surround you: health on the left, beauty on the right, success in front, sweetness behind, peace under my feet and happy birthday on my head!

Only those who know how to live can appreciate the beauty of flowers, and only those who know how to love can appreciate the fragrance in their hearts. I wish you a special birthday.

2 1, youth, sunshine, laughter ... On this day that belongs to you, jump to a happy beat. I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always be there and you will always smile. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

Brother, today is your birthday. Although I can't spend this special day with you, my blessing is still delivered on time: all your wishes come true in your colorful life journey! Happy birthday.

I won't forget this special day. I deliberately let the sun shed happy sunshine on you. I also specially asked the moon to give you a sweet dream tonight, wishing you a happy birthday.

24. Sooner or later, your life will be full of my worries and will be infinitely wonderful. Everywhere, your journey will be accompanied by my thoughts, and you are no longer lonely. Send you romantic wishes, may you be happy forever! Happy birthday!

Thank God for giving me a special gift today, and that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

I wish you a happy birthday. I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.

27. Pick a cloud and make your delicious cake; Pick a star and be the candlelight of your wish. Let you be surrounded by my blessing to you: Happy birthday! .

28. Happy birthday to you. Good things chase you, happiness stares at you, illness eludes you, pain stays away from you, happiness follows you, everything follows you, happiness sticks to you, luck follows you, and success belongs to you!

29, give me trouble, I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me sadness and I will turn it into happiness for you! Give me the frustration and I will turn it into your strength! Give me loneliness, and I will turn it into friendship for you! May friendship last forever! Happy birthday!

30. Today is a special day and the most beautiful one. May the sunshine every day bring you light and satisfaction, and I wake up every day with the most sincere wishes and concerns. Happy birthday!

3 1, close your eyes, and I will give you a good thing: 100 health +66 happiness +88 peace +99 roses+12 lucky star =365 blessings! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

32. May my blessing haunt you, in your colorful life journey and in the rainbow sky where you fly! Wish: Happy birthday! Good mood every day!

33. On a special day, I send you a special cup of juice, which contains 100cc wishes, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!

34. Do you know? Today is your birthday. I hope you have a nice day. Always be with happiness!

On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you have 365 wonderful days. In these beautiful days, don't forget to bring you my best wishes. Happy birthday! Peace through the years!

36. What day is it today? It's broad daylight. One day more than 20 years ago, you were born in the mountains and rivers, 300 days before me. I have to call you: Happy birthday, sister!

37. Happy birthday! You are happy, and I am happy. You are not happy, and I am not happy. Happy birthday to whoever is happy!

38. Over time, family ties still exist; Hundreds of miles apart, but constantly separated; The night is long and the stars are bright; Sincerely pray, accompany around. Today is your birthday. I sincerely wish you a happy birthday and a safe life in the distance!

Send my gift and my heart, I believe you will be very happy. Bad luck was coaxed away. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

40. It is said that meteors can give anything they want. If I can, I am willing to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing. Happy birthday! .

4 1, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you; There is today every year, and there is today every year; Congratulations, I wish you find my sister-in-law soon.

42. Today, like a bird spreading its new wings; Tomorrow is like Pengcheng Eagle, Wan Li. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

43. Hello! Brother, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to send you thousands of instructions and greetings. This is the most precious blessing. Although it is only a short message, it is full of my blessing! I gave birth to a big fat man with my sister-in-law early.

44. Brother, today is your birthday. I wish you a healthy career, strong body like a tiger, countless money, no hard work, leisure like a mouse, romance like music, happiness belongs to you.

45. Passers-by are passing by, their eyes are waiting for blessings, missing is replacing life, and expectation is better than waiting. Another year, after this stormy journey. I wish you have expectations every year, blessings every month and a good mood every day!

46. Give you my love and wish you a happy birthday. Thank you for your concern and care all the time. I wish my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic sister a happy birthday!

47. Brother, today is your birthday. I extend my best wishes to you. I hope in your heart-the grass is always green, the youth is always there, and you always smile. I hope this is the best birthday you have ever had! .

On this special day, I send my special wishes. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute.

49. Today's roses are particularly bright; The atmosphere today is particularly warm; Today's day is particularly romantic; Today's wishes are particularly beautiful; Today's blessing is particularly brilliant. I wish you happiness forever!

50. May happy songs surround you forever and make your life full of happiness and happiness; May happy laughter always accompany you and let you bathe in endless happy years forever! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

5 1. A little wish is worth a thousand words. When your birthday bell rings, don't forget my blessing. Happy birthday!

52. Brother, today is your birthday. I wish you a healthy career, strong body, countless money, no need to work hard, carefree as a mouse, romantic as music, and happiness belongs to you.

On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best!

54. When you see this news, haha! You are one year older! If you want to be young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

55. Today is your birthday. The first moment you turn on your mobile phone, I give you my first blessing today. May this day that belongs to you be the most beautiful, warm, romantic and unforgettable. ...

56. I forgot my blessings in my haste, but I ignored my greetings in my usual way. I entrust the white clouds in the sky to bring you splendor in spring, fanaticism in summer, tranquility in autumn and simplicity in winter. Everywhere, your journey will be accompanied by my thoughts, and you are no longer lonely. Happy birthday! .

I'm sorry that I can't light the birthday candle for you in person on your birthday, but I will bless you. At this time, I am full of heavy blessings. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

58. Brother, today is your birthday. I extend my best wishes to you. I hope in your heart-the grass is always green, the youth is always there, and you always smile. Happy birthday, health and happiness!

Send my gift and my heart, I believe you will be very happy. Happy birthday.

60. Happy birthday to you today. The god of wealth chases you every day, the boss pays attention to you every day, keeps you from illness all his life, happiness will always accompany you, and everything will always follow you!

6 1, thank god for giving me a special gift today, that is you. This is a long journey of life, and your company is the happiness of my life. Send you a red rose, a sweet blessing. I wish you happiness every year, month, day and night.

62. Brother, may all happiness accompany you, with your head up in spring and your head down in autumn; May all the joys follow you. The full moon is a poem, and the lack of the moon is a painting! May you be happy every day.

63. Happy birthday to you, happy birthday. There is today every year, and there is today every year; Congratulations, I wish you find my sister-in-law soon.

As lovely as a rose, may your birthday bring you happiness, because you are the cutest sister. Happy birthday!

65. Every morning and evening, your life will be full of my worries and will be infinitely wonderful.

A beautiful passage describing brothers and sisters

A selection of beautiful paragraphs describing brothers and sisters

Cousin of the same age (or cousin)

I have a little cousin who is less than 4 years old this year. She is chubby, and her small arms and legs are like tender lotus roots. Hey! Standard baby fat! One day, menstruation bought a pair of red riding boots for my little cousin. After putting it on, I found that my chubby feet could be put in, but the zipper of the boot could not be pulled up. Menstruation wanted to return the riding boots, but the little cousin cried and cried, neither dead nor alive. My aunt couldn't stand it, so she had to leave her riding boots. That's great. When the weather is warm, the little cousin only wears long pants and boots, walks around the house with model steps, and deliberately takes down the mirror to look at herself and constantly changes her posture. Ha ha laugh ... look at her narcissistic self-appreciation. What a boast!

My family's pistachios

I have a lovely younger brother, who is my aunt's son, and he is still under six years old. Although he doesn't come to my house often, every time he comes, he can make our family laugh and cry. On one occasion, my father and I were watching a disc, which was originally in English with Chinese subtitles or traditional Chinese characters. My brother came in crying for it. We had no choice but to let him see it. He really pretended to see it. I wanted to expose him, so I asked him what he said in the movie. He didn't understand at all, but he was afraid that we would know, so he pretended to talk nonsense calmly. Although it is entirely based on his own imagination and has nothing to do with the plot, he speaks seriously and logically. Dad and I couldn't help laughing after listening. This is my lovely brother, the pistachio of our family.

Naughty cousin

One day, we went to grandma's house as a guest. As luck would have it, my aunt also brought her cousin. When I got off the bus, I found my cousin looking at me Gherardini. Just when I was wondering, I suddenly tripped over the stone under my feet. My cousin must have smashed it. I was startled when I got off the bus. Grandma said to wrap jiaozi, my mother wrapped jiaozi, my aunt cut the dough, and I rolled the dough. We have been busy for a long time, and there is only one dough left. My cousin rushed in and said to me, Sister, can you let me wrap the last one? I hesitated, but I let him do it. I saw him run out with the dough and then come back. He kneaded the dough and put it in the basket. Jiaozi is out of the pot. My cousin hugged me and said, Sister, try jiaozi! I put it in my mouth to chew, ah! How spicy it is! It turns out that my cousin wrapped Chili noodles. Look at my cousin, he has been laughing. My cousin is so naughty!

Lovely boy

Li Yuxi, a handsome boy, is my cousin. He is two years old this year. Because of his cold appearance, he is called a handsome boy. Yuxi is so cute that everyone wants to kiss her round face. He has a pair of eyes like black grapes under his thick eyebrows, and the most special thing is his special and upturned eyelashes. As long as someone sees him, he always asks in surprise: Are his eyelashes fake? Although my cousin is young, he has a soft spot for the pen I usually use. When my brother first saw this pen, his eyes were full of curiosity. He snatched it from me, looked left and right, knocked on the table with a pen, and then put it in the treasure chest like a treasure. My brother became familiar with this pen and learned to write on paper with it. After writing, he will show me his masterpiece-weeds.