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On the Mood Phrases of Singles' Day in Double Eleven

1. On such a cold day, the bachelor has been upgraded to a popsicle.

I ask again, is anyone asking me out on Singles Day? If not, I'll ask later.

Singles Day is coming. I'll teach you how to take off your ticket and chase me.

I wish you a happy Singles' Day. Every year has today, and every year has today.

Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes miscarry, butterflies divorce, caterpillars remarry and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

6. On the eve of Singles Day, all single dog got rabies. Only I am rational and reserved to eat dog food.

7. Seven poor words and four ugly words add up to 1 1 painting, which is why you are single.

8. It doesn't matter if you can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person you like is celebrating Singles Day.

9. Mid-term exam, parents' meeting and Singles' Day will give me a triple blow to my career, family and love.

10, today's children, breaking up specializes in Valentine's Day and advertising specializes in Singles Day.

1 1. I am not afraid to celebrate Singles Day by myself, but I am afraid that you will celebrate Valentine's Day.

12, wishful thinking, every day is Singles Day; Two of a kind, every day is Valentine's Day.