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Philosophical classics suitable for sending friends; Easy to rise and retreat, easy to reverse and easy to save people's hearts.

1. If you want to do something, do it at once, otherwise it will be too late. People are the most uncertain things.

This kind of thing, human nature, can not be said, can not be verified, can not be tested.

3. If you want others to take care of your feelings, don't accommodate others' feelings in everything, and keep your bottom line to gain others' respect.

The meaning of hard work is that all the people and things you like will be around you in the future.

Most things don't matter after you figure it out, but suddenly you figure it out after you don't care.

6. I have gone through a lot of hardships, and now I am deaf and indifferent to the dumb, so why am I unhappy?

7. If you are not good enough, you won't meet them. Make yourself independent and stop pinning your hopes on everything outside. There is no need for surprises and heartbeats every day, so there will be no disappointment and wrestling.

8. The ups and downs of life are all experiences of growing up.

9. No one can be pure until the end, but remember not to forget your original self.

10. Don't stand at the highest point of morality to criticize others. Say something you shouldn't say. What I like and how I live are none of your business.

1 1. No matter how unhappy you are, we all have the responsibility to eat well, sleep well and dress well first. A lot of troubles, in fact, there is no storm in the pond, but you are in that situation and mood, much ado about nothing.

12. Never be poor and never be naive. Maturity is only good at hiding, and vicissitudes are just tears and injuries.

13. I want to be the kind of person who does everything quietly.

14. Everyone feels bitter, but someone hurts. For a long time, someone remembered. Far away, someone is holding it. But reality tells us that life should be busy by itself. When you are tired, carry it yourself.

15. People are alive, don't cheat others. A lie is a knife. It hurts to put it in the heart of someone who believes in you! Trust is a glass of water. Once turbid, it can't be clear.

16. This is the era of chasing dreams. How can I waste my time and be depressed?

17. If there is a shortcut to a small goal, then the name of this road must be persistence.

18. Everything happened by accident, but the result seems to be the inevitability of fate. If you had known me before, maybe you would forgive me now. After the dust settles, don't stir up memories.

19. People always spoil the best things before they start to feel that life is like the first time. I hope you will find that the water under the bridge, don't look back.

20. Live an active life, do everything well, keep your family healthy, and have no regrets in the future.

Liu Yiyang

1, baby, no, wife, no, smelly girl, listen to me, aunt, ancestor. ...

2. Where there are children, there is my home!

3. Liu Yiyang's father picked up the cup: "Come on, boy!" Liu Yiyang: "Come, Lao Zi!"

Tong Qian Jia, I beg you to marry me. Although I have no money, car, house or diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you behind my back. When you lose your tooth, I will chew it up and feed it to you. If you die, I will die, or if I leave you unattended in this world, I will be a ghost. Tong Qianjia, I love you. Marry me!

5, wife, I have washed the incense!

6. Tong Qianjia: "I admire you very much. Your father grew up in it, and you actually washed your face in it. " Liu Yiyang: "I'm used to it. Our house is different from yours. Three people, two toilets, bourgeois life, corruption. "

7. Your granddaughter-in-law, with a full heaven and a straight person, will give you a big fat boy.

8. Liu: "Praise us, I am resourceful." Tong: "Husband, you are a sly pig."

9. Pay attention to what you say, little comrade!

10, I think I am a failure. It is not manly to make my wife worry about money.

1 1, Liu: "Isn't there me here?" Children; "You are everywhere. Do you think you are a bank and your father is Li Gang? "

12, I tell you, I like this kind of meat, as long as it comes from a child's stomach, even if it exceeds the two choices you gave me.

13, miserable (children go back to their parents for a few days): Dear, I miss you so much. Look at this empty place. I can only put your picture here and hug it to sleep.

14, wax gourd: How much are you going to borrow? Liu: "Fifty thousand." Wax gourd: "fifty thousand, you respect me enough." Do you think my meat is worth 50 thousand yuan? Let's collect it and sell it. "

15, money is inherently unclean.

16, stop shooting, and it will be even if you shoot again.

17, Jiao Jiao vs Huang Huang: Why do you like philandering so much? You own a garden, and you are a gardener!

18, the wife is always right; Second, if the wife is wrong, follow the first rule.

19 I promised Chairman Mao that I care about you!

20. My heart is broken. I want a knife. I'll escape and show you. As broken as dumpling stuffing.

Yifeng Li

1, I just want to sing to you!

2, the new atmosphere of the semester I hope that bees and other students who are studying can have different changes from before, and I am also working hard for this. Let's cheer together!

Don't forget the national humiliation and cherish peace. As the younger generation, we should not only hate, but also improve ourselves, quality etiquette, self-cultivation and various abilities.

I once said that the men's football match is no longer concerned, but this is the biggest lie. The game will still be watched secretly, and the goal will still be boldly shouted! Your own children still love! Come on! China National Men's Football Team!

5, acting, acting is the relationship between characters. Seeing this sentence, the relationship between people in life is also the most difficult to grasp and the most important and basic exercise. Performance comes from life and comes from basics.

6, everything is unforgettable!

7. Being a person should have a feeling of innocence;

It rained heavily in Shanghai and Chengdu today. It's a real heart!

9. There are many things to do every day of life, but some things appear at the wrong time, which is a bit of a headache! Hey, life is so charming, calm down and solve it slowly!

10, the tomb-robbing notes are better than the five-hair special effects of the legendary sword, and this time they can't be counted by hair;

1 1, the weather is cold! The typhoon is coming! Bees take good care of themselves!

12 I can always reverse Gan Kun at the last minute!

13, time is always spinning.

14, those who are desperate for feelings and have the courage to face anything that may happen will be truly happy; But it is not easy! Li Yang is such a person, but we may not be.

15, the bees going to the scene tomorrow must pay attention to safety, and Big Honey takes care of Little Honey!

16, most of the balance is to take into account both ends, which is inherently contradictory and contradictory. Excessive pursuit of balance in order to achieve a good living condition will lead to many unbalanced things in the process. People's pursuits and desires are always changing and perfecting, and the environment and reality will disturb the original heart of the ID. Breaking the balance at this time and getting the balance at that time is a point of no return. Balancing life is not as good as balancing the heart, holding hands and balancing the heart.

17, Hi, my bees, how are you recently?

18, I hope the producer will take us around the world without considering the budget.

19, Fengfeng is with you! Peace!

20. There is attraction if there is contradiction;

2 1, thanks to my bees! I think you will always be with me. Will you wait for me? Wait for me!

22, we have the most tacit understanding!

23. There are many things you don't do quickly, and there are many things you don't say quickly. In the end, you will regret it. If you think he/she belongs to you, you have to fight for it, even if it is hard.

24. In order to encourage everyone, I changed the lyrics: the little bee buzzes and flies from west to east, never relaxing. What are you up to? Because of Yifeng Li!

25, the innocence of summer is really going to pass! Green, good mood!

Who is knocking at my window? You have been supporting me, and you have opened my window! Thank you!

27. If you are using common sense to complicate simple things, or if you are taking vanity as an interest, it is a pity that you may have become an old crowd that you once despised.

28. Never forget national humiliation and cherish peace. As the younger generation, we should not only hate, but also improve ourselves, quality etiquette, self-cultivation and various abilities.

29. Being born from the heart is really terrible. Keep that initial heart, don't seek mud or dye, and try to live your own life. You don't need to be tactful in everything. You are yourself. Modesty is the most important course. This is spontaneous and natural. There is no need to go with the flow. If people in this world are all the same, there is nothing interesting. Angular edges sometimes become the highlights of life.

30. The most important thing of music is to bring happiness to people and make ordinary life full of surprises.

3 1, remember, our wish will come true!

32. I hope the people who love me and the people I love will always be with me!

33. In the role tempering, take the audience to explore the unknown;

34. Our bees are always beautiful and healthy!

35. Take a deep breath, breathe in fresh happiness and exhale bad anxiety.

36. I believe that time can heal our pain, and our love will be rewarded! I hope you can feel my progress and support every time you appear. I am your pride!

37. Back in Chengdu, the air was particularly good these two days, and the delicious taste floated around. This is where I grew up, and this is my beloved home.

38. This is the legend that good people are rewarded and rewarded when they vote!

39. There is a kind of love that can stay in my heart for a long time, that is, bees and peaks and peaks and bees. We should unite!

Wang Xiaofeng Bianxiao Statement William Feng Bian Xiao Statement Wang Feng Bianxiao Statement Liu Yiyang Quotations

1, Liu Yiyang's father picked up the glass: "Come on, boy!" Liu Yiyang: "Come, Lao Zi!"

I don't regret it, because I am not qualified to regret it. Eight years in love and one year in marriage. I know what I have gained and what I have lost. It took me nine years to understand a truth and value.

3. I want to give you the best life. I want you to have a smile on your face every day. I don't want you to squeeze into the bus and subway every day. I don't want you to force yourself to be strong.

I don't regret it, because I am not qualified to regret it. Eight years in love and one year in marriage. I know what I got and what I lost. It took me nine years to understand a truth, which is worthwhile. Liu Yiyang

Tong Qian Jia, I beg you to marry me. Although I have no money, car, house or diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you on my back. When you lose your tooth, I will chew it up and feed it to you. If you die, I will die, or if I leave you unattended in this world, I will be a ghost. Tong Qianjia, I love you. Marry me!

6. My relationship with children has gone beyond love. We are related now.

7. Is there anything about handsome guys? Can I put it in the bank as a credit card machine? What's the use of good character? Can I eat it on the table?

8. You are so hurt that my heart is broken. I want a knife. Let me show you. As broken as dumpling stuffing.

9. Money has feelings. What's the use of being handsome? Can I put it in the bank as a credit card machine? What's the use of good character? Can I eat it on the table?

10, money is hard to earn, shit tastes bad, you can't see a thief eating meat but a thief being beaten!

1 1, your granddaughter-in-law, who is a honest and frank, will give you a big fat boy.

12, the most important thing to come out to work is to be in a good mood. If you do this, you will feel heavier at work than when you go to the grave.

13, wax gourd: How much are you going to borrow? Liu: "Fifty thousand." Wax gourd: "fifty thousand, you respect me enough." Do you think my meat is worth 50 thousand yuan? Let's collect it and sell it. "

14, we got married voluntarily. Starting today, we will shoulder the responsibilities and obligations entrusted to us by marriage, respect and care for each other, trust and encourage each other, understand and accommodate each other, and love each other for life!

15, gentleman, you can't talk about these words. What is happiness? Happiness is not what you decide, but what you really want to do.

16, I have been a tested good comrade for so many years, right?

17, miserable (children go back to their parents for a few days): Dear, I miss you so much. Look at this empty place. I can only put your picture here and hug it to sleep.

18, a pizza, whole meat!

19, people have plenty of backgrounds, but we only have our backs.

20. I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you on my back. When you lose your tooth, I will chew it up and feed it to you. I will wait for you to die, or I will leave you alone in this world, and no one will take care of you. As a ghost, I won't be at ease.

Qian Jia and I have gone beyond this love relationship, and we are related now.

22. My heart is broken. I want a knife. I'll escape and show you. As broken as dumpling stuffing.

23, people can have no knowledge, but can't have common sense!

24. There are only two things in this world that can make women happy. One is Audi and the other is Dior.

25, don't stay here, leave your place!

26. There are only two things in this world that can make women happy. One is Audi and the other is Dior.

It's not her fault to be a mistress, but it's wrong to ruin us.

28. I just feel like a failure. It's so unmanly to let your wife worry about money!

29. The goal of my life is to make you happy in your childhood, make your family happy and make our children and grandchildren happy. Tong Qian Jia: Really? I don't know. Liu Yiyang: A gentleman can't talk about these things. What is happiness? Happiness is not what you decide, but what you really want to do.

30. Jiao Jiao to Huang Huang: Why do you like playing with women so much? You own a garden, and you are a gardener!

3 1, the most important thing to come out to work is to be in a good mood. If you do this, it will be worse to come out to work in the future than to go to the grave.

This fully proves that I am young and strong.

33. You are Robinson on a desert island, you are the Monkey King of seventy-two, and you are Nezha of superhuman powers!

34. Watch your mouth, little comrade!

35. Liu: "Praise us, I am resourceful." Tong: "Husband, you are a sly pig."

36. There is a bubble in your head!

37, eight years, when we all went to school, I thought Qian Jia was very beautiful. I am very unhappy when other boys look at her one more time. I ate something and drank something. I immediately thought of Tong Qianjia. I walk five or six kilometers by bike every day, just to bypass your home to see Tong Qian Jia. Later, when I went to college, I saved my weekly living expenses until the weekend. When I was at school, I tried to find a way to keep myself from being hungry. Later, people said that smoking would make me not hungry, so I began to learn to smoke. If I can't afford a good cigarette, I will smoke it twice. If I can't smoke twice, I'll pick up my cigarette butt. I have no choice. I had to sleep and lie in bed. I forgot to be hungry. Later, I graduated from college and looked for a job. I sharpen my head to find those. Marry the child into the house, but even if I try harder, I can't keep up with the rising rate of house prices. Aunt, my parents are both workers, and our family has little money and the conditions are not as good as yours, but my parents are good people. My mother said that as long as Qian Jia marries our family, she will treat Qian Jia as her own daughter, but if you think our family is small, you are afraid that Qian Jia will be wronged when she marries our family.

38. In the near future, I will become a young woman, Tong Qianjia. I must make an overall plan for our future life, plan ahead, think carefully and be far-sighted

39. Where there are children, there is my home!

40. Tong Qian Jia: "You are everywhere. Are you a bank? Your father is lǐ gāng? "

4 1, details beat love. I have nothing better than you except that I love you more than you love me. I, Liu Yiyang, have been defending the dignity of my lover. I didn't know a truth until today, what is nothing.

42. I promised Chairman Mao that I care about you!

43. It is unmanly to make your wife worry about money.

44. Don't grieve alone. Isn't my shoulder here?

45. My name is Liu Yiyang. I got married today. My bride's name is Don Qian Jia. She is beautiful and generous. I will love her all my life and give her happiness. I want all Jiangzhou people to know that I am from Qian Jia!

46. What's the use of good character? Can I eat it on the table?

47. Money has feelings. What's the use of being handsome? Can I put it in the bank as a credit card machine?

48. I must make an overall plan for our future life, plan ahead, think carefully and be far-sighted.

49. I feel like a failure. It is not manly to make my wife worry about money.