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Quit the bar. Interesting. Tell me how to write.
1, in order not to offend my friends after drinking, but also to maintain my feelings, I decided to put down my glass and raise my teacup. From today, I will take tea as my friend, talk about life, talk about ideals, play with cotton, but don't talk about wine.
2. Never touch alcohol again, including all liquor, beer, fruit wine and rice wine.
3, teenagers try wine, or like a teenager's knife to test blood, greedy for wine in the coming year, or like a tired guest greedy pillow.
4. Even remy martin, Louis, Maotai, Wuliangye, etc. It's all in front of you, and they will never be tempted.
Even if Ziyi, Bai Zhi and other stunning beauties promise to seduce me to drink, they will resolutely refuse.
6. Looking through the calendar, I haven't drunk for a week. The first two hangovers have made me determined to give up drinking. I don't want to get drunk and I can't dream of death. White water is the longest.
7. Never drink alcohol on any occasion, including gatherings of relatives and friends, wedding celebrations, birthday parties, company trips, the death of the elderly, the full moon of children, and the nonsense of buddies.
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