Humorous sentences (60 sentences) congratulate everyone on gaining weight in the new year.

Congratulations on gaining weight in the new year (Part I) 1. There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

Sometimes I feel that everything is quite boring, especially after putting on a lot of weight.

What's with being fat? I also came from thin.

I can eat all these before I sweat. Can you believe it?

If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

6. I heard that chubby is the best figure. Is this your dish? This is simply nobody! I think it's okay!

7. You feed me and eat hard. Nobody wants you when you are fat. You are mine and I want you.

8. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.

9. I don't know what the hell, but I really want to eat chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

10. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?

1 1. Being too fat easily breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

12. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

13. Recently, many friends said that I was fat, which made me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

14. How cute girls are! They can play with their bodies when they are bored!

15. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

16. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

17. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

18. Eating fat, whether talking about environmental protection or democracy, seems unconvincing.

19. I suddenly found myself getting fatter and fatter, and my stomach was so big that I really wanted to lose weight.

20. Who said I was black and fat when I started school? I killed him.

Humorous sentences congratulate everyone on their weight gain in the new year (Part II) 2 1. People are afraid of famous pigs and strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

22. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!

23. My mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!

24. After soaking in the hot spring, you should go to Shimonoseki to eat snacks, and fly around on the way to gain weight forever.

25. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …

26. You will know how fat you are in three days.

27. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

28. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!

29. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

30. The person you like is thinner than you, and the person you hate is thinner than you.

3 1. I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the Milky Way.

32. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

33. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

34. Chinese New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

35. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.

36. My dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.

37. In the sinking years, only fatness accompanies you.

38. Since the weather is so cold, can you freeze my mouth so that I won't gain weight if I don't eat?

39. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

40. Recently, everyone says that I have gained weight. One told me to eat snacks, and the other made me snacks every day.

Congratulations on gaining weight in the new year (Part III) 4 1. I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't gain weight even if you eat normally. I'm steady and good!

42. I am emotional, I am plump, and I send warmth to my husband.

43. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

44. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

45. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.

46. Never return on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

47. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

48. You look fat, but you are still fat after taking off your clothes.

49. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you are too thin.

50. I really want to buy clothes, bags, shoes and mobile phones, but I have gained a few pounds.

5 1. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when eating, because when she says this, she has just had enough.

52. The voice of most fat people: I am willing to lose weight, and I am powerless.

I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

54. I feel fat during the day, but I will continue to eat when I lie on the sofa at night, because this is the last freedom!

55. People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat are numb.

56. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

57. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

58. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

59. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

60. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.

Humorous sentences about gaining weight in the New Year Talk about sixty sentences about mood.

Humorous sentences about getting fat in the New Year (I) 1. Fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

Sell me by weight, and I can maintain Wang Sicong.

I found a strange phenomenon. After controlling your weight for a period of time, you won't get fat even if you eat normally. Steady and good!

The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

5. The New Year is terrible! Years ago, he was as light as a swallow and vigorous. After a few years, everyone gained weight.

6. With you, my heart can no longer hold others. After all, you have gained weight.

7. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.

8. I am drifting away, and I don't look back on the way to getting fat. I am lying in bed eating chocolate at this time in the evening.

9. I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I won't be weighed.

10. Obesity is the pain of breathing, rolling back and forth on you.

1 1. Did you eat snacks today? You should gain weight!

12. You are fat and delicate. You grow in the right place, beautiful and good-looking.

13. Sometimes I feel that everything is quite boring, especially after putting on a lot of weight.

14. Whoever doesn't have a few folds in his stomach will not have ups and downs in his life.

15. I bit the muscles in my cheek while eating, and suddenly realized if my face was fat.

16. I seem to have eaten a little more clothes, and it has gained weight regardless of my feelings!

17. Short or symmetrical. Hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

18. I think I am fat, but I really want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken and duck neck, as well as fish tofu with lotus root slices!

19. Summer is coming again. Time to lose weight! Do you have like-minded friends?

20. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is far away. I can't go back because I'm losing weight. Good friends, let's cheer together!

Humorous sentences about getting fat in the New Year (2)1. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hair style or anything.

22. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

23. If you are not careful, you will gain weight again! Try to squeeze out your double chin! Run 40 minutes today!

24. If you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May. Fat people are born funny!

25. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they are shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

26. After looking at the previous photos, I am really sure that I have lost weight. Now he is wearing a huge fat figure of/kloc-0.06 kg, and colleagues in the company say that Lisorius has a bulging face. I want to lose weight, lose weight, at least take wedding photos and wear wedding dresses.

27. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.

28. I know why I can't lose weight all the time, because there is a you in my body.

29. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

30. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

3 1. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I am fat and a little scorpion girl, so come on!

32. Everyone lined up to be weighed. No sooner had someone stood up than the electronic scale rang. Please come one by one. Don't fuck two people at once.

It is impossible for a fat paper to look back and smile. It's hard to turn back. You can't laugh.

You said take care many years ago. I haven't lost weight yet.

35. Fat people can't beat others and can't run away. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

36. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

37. The voice of most fat people: I am willing to lose weight, and I am powerless.

38. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

39. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

40. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

Humorous sentences about gaining weight in the New Year (3) 4 1. Women are plump, thin, slim, tall and slender, and short and delicate. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

42. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

43. Being too fat breeds laziness, and lazy people will be abandoned by the world.

Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?

45. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

46. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

47. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.

48. I'm getting fat. I can turn over in such a short distance.

49. I like people who treat me well when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

50. I'm not fat, I'm just thin.

5 1. I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

52. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.

There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

54. This is delicious, too. I want it, too. It's time to gain weight in the new year, so sad.

55. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

56. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

57. I have gained weight since I started work 16 kg. In someone's words, I have two chins.

58. I spent half the winter in edema, and I seem to have gained five or six pounds.

59. As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

60. I told myself I couldn't get any fatter. If you can't control your body, how can you control your life?

A circle of humorous friends who are getting fatter and older.

Tigers are getting fatter and fatter, and the humorous circle of friends is a 1. One leg can't support the other when you are fat. My legs are tired.

2. The good-looking one is called green tea bitch, and mine can only be called Hulk.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!

Ladies, don't lose weight, nature is the most beautiful. After all, people like me can't lose weight if they want to!

6. There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.

7. I have gained weight recently. I met an old classmate. Negative energy burst. But it doesn't matter, the snow will melt eventually.

Recently, many friends say that I have gained weight, which makes me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

9. What happened? Do you think you are not fat enough? Why would I order a fried string in the middle of the night?

10. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

1 1. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you. I'm afraid you almost died of obesity.

12. At that time, I felt ugly as hell. Now, I feel fat and cute, just round, with a bright smile, and everything is simple and beautiful.

13. Don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

14. I'm not fat, I'm cute.

15. It's not that we are too fat, but that you are too thin.

16. I'm already on the road to gaining weight, and I'm drifting away, but I can't turn my head.

17. If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. Sister is not fat, but thick!

18. Who said I was black and fat as soon as I started school? I killed him.

19. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

20. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.

Tigers are getting fatter and fatter, and it's no use changing hair styles.

22. I love to overeat unconsciously, and I feel fat after I know it.

23. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

24. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. When I look in the mirror, I hardly know myself. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!

26. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

27. I always feel particularly hungry recently. Then eat more. I thought I had gained weight.

28. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a fat life.

29. plump and round as jade, beautiful as pearls, so beautiful that you are not fat, but beautiful.

30. Never return on the road of gaining weight every day! I have milk tea again today, and I have an appointment tonight!

3 1. I don't know any magic, but I just want to eat something chocolate. I really don't feel fat enough.

32. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.

33. Fat for nothing, full of hope.

34. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

35. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

36. Love to eat is also an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art because of obesity.

I'm still not fat this winter, but I'm three pounds fatter than in October.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

39. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

40. Whether you eat or not, what you eat will make you fat.

Tigers are getting fatter and fatter. Chapter 3 4 1. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.

42. I'm just curious about the world of fat people. I went for a walk and got lost.

43. You made a whole body fat filling!

It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have been touched by others. Have you ever been touched?

45. The epidemic is coming to an end. I don't want to eat any more midnight snacks and instant noodles. The trend of getting fat gradually is not optimistic.

46. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

47. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat strange chefs and ugly strange hairdressers!

48. You are getting fat again, so hurry up and have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to calm your nerves.

49. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

50. I bought a pair of trousers last year, but they are shorter this year. Then my dad said that my pants were lengthened and shortened because I gained weight.

5 1. After sitting for a month, I accidentally gained weight. Fat people don't deserve collarbone.

52. Obesity is the pain of breathing. It rolls back and forth in the blood. It hurts to regret not losing weight, to hate not dieting, and to lose weight.

53. The chubby meat is dripping and almost greased.

54. When the typhoon came, people and trees around them were blown away …

55. I cried, my face became fatter and fatter, and my limbs were still too thin. Is it like this to gain weight?

56. I feel fat after walking 1000 step without consuming the energy of a bowl of rice.

57. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

58. I stand on your left, but I seem to be across the Milky Way.

59. When you passed in front of me, the Wifi signal dropped by two squares! Too fat.

60. My three shortcomings are: being fat; Fat; I can't lose that much!

It is humorous to take a selfie and say that you are fat (60)

It's humorous to take a selfie and say that you are fat (I) 1. I can turn over in such a short distance.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

3. "A woman who can't control her figure will never achieve anything in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.

I hope everything is as simple as gaining weight.

In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

6. If time is killing pigs, then obesity is killing dragons!

7. You are fat and delicate. You grow in the right place and look beautiful.

8. I have gained weight for a long time and my weight has reached its peak. I am hungry every day, but I can't lose weight.

9. You look fat, but you are still fat after taking off your clothes.

10. When a fat man lost weight, God smiled!

1 1. In the sinking years, only fat is with you.

12. People who can't control their mouths don't argue to lose weight! Serve you right! Fat man!

13. Life is like this, one wave is not flat, and another wave rises. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.

14. Overeating is really a bad habit, and so is not loving sports! ! ! So now I'm fat again!

15. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

16. to lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

17. I am emotional, I am plump, and I send warmth to my husband.

18. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

19. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear."

20. In this age of individuality, I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined. Don't be thin and like.

It's humorous to take a selfie and say that you are fat (2 1). People who are not fat say they are fat every day, while those who are really fat have long been numb.

22. There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

23. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!

24. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

25. If you sell it to me by weight, I can maintain Wang Sicong.

26. God gave me every chance to gain weight, and I took it.

27. I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into meatballs in one bite.

28. It's too easy to get fat in winter. For a beautiful spring, I will try to lose weight.

29. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.

30. Let go of the hand you can't hold, it's too fat.

3 1. chubby meat is dripping, and it is almost oiled.

32. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

33. Fat women like to wear dark green sweaters and pants. They stood there like mailboxes.

34. My three major shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

35. I'm getting fat. Last year's skirt was too tight this year. I ate less today than yesterday.

Didn't you just gain weight yesterday? Why did you gain weight today?

37. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I want to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.

38. Fat for nothing, full of hope.

39. Your clothes have shrunk a little.

40. A delicious fierce woman should dare to face the obese body and the critical eyes of the masses.

It is humorous to take a selfie and say that you are fat (Chapter 3) 4 1. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

42. clothes are getting thinner and thinner recently!

43. Bite the muscles in your cheek while eating, and suddenly realize if your face is fat.

44. My mother thinks I am fat and wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arm myself and felt that I was not hopelessly fat.

45. The meat around the neck is covered layer by layer, just like overlapping waves.

46. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. It doesn't hurt to eat less!

47. I know it will be nice to lose weight, but I can't bear to move to lose weight.

48. My face has turned into a cake, but I still comfort myself. Well, it's not like I've never lost weight.

49. If you think I'm fat, I'll lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.

50. Losing weight is a life topic that will only be remembered when you are full.

5 1. Hibernation is the welfare of animals, and sleeping in summer is the right of fat people.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

53. God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, and I seized it.

54. Give me back my increasingly fat collarbone and legs.

55. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!

56. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and exquisite when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

57. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will repay you well when I lose weight.

I'm so hungry, but I don't want to eat too much. I've eaten too much recently, and I feel like I'm getting fat.

59. My three shortcomings are: first, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

60. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.