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On the Superclassical Personality

On the Superclassical Personality

1. Be yourself and don't walk on in other people's lives.

2. Play your role and do what you should do.

Luck is an opportunity that happens to bump into your efforts.

Thank those who hurt you, because they taught you to grow up.

5. Being angry is to punish yourself with what others have done wrong.

6. Only by shortening the days and months of success can we extend the time of enjoyment!

7. Life without friends is like life without sunshine.

I don't like wearing a watch because time is a heavy thing.

9. When people's minds flashed, countless demons began to lick their teeth and smile.

10. I don't know whether I love your gentleness or your cleverness or your hypocrisy.

1 1. Remember to cherish when you can hold hands, and don't hesitate when you need to break up. It is necessary to "take it up and put it down."

12. The best effort is that others recognize your efforts.

13. Be kind to others when you are proud, because you will need them when you are frustrated.

14. Get calm, lose indifference, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.

15. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men are like this, but men who become bad when they have money are not much better even if they have no money.

16. Although China's movies are bad, China's news is more exciting than American blockbusters.

17. Smart people in the world have different characteristics. Stupid people all have one thing in common: they always think they are smart.

18. Wealth is fluid, and your mind and vision may be the source of wealth. How big your mind is, how big your career is, and how far your vision is, how much wealth you have gathered.

19. We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up.

20. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

2 1. You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

22. Things are different, and life is lonely.

23. Speaking in a foreign language is like crumbs on your teeth, which proves nothing but delicious food.

24. Life is endless, so there is no such thing as home.

25. Listening does not mean silence. Sometimes silence is also a kind of power.

26. Knowing what you want means knowing what to give up before you get it.

27. We are not far from success. Many extraordinary achievements are just the result of simple persistence. The key is to keep your heart!

28. A needle is not pointed at both ends. A person has neither a body nor a mind.

29. Maturity is not because you are old, but because you can still smile with tears in your eyes.

If you refuse to make temporary efforts to win success, you may have to endure failure patiently all your life.

3 1. "The weak who are not understood must always be strong." Sometimes being strong is also a kind of helplessness.

32. "Fortunately, I lost my life." Never ask too much of others, because no one has an obligation to help you.

Think of yourself as a fool, ask if you don't understand, and learn more.

34. Tell yourself "I'm really fine" once a day.

35. Life is too long, I just want now.

Why can't I get used to going to bed early and getting up early?

37. Will "sophistication" become a habit?

38. Everyone has two doors: one is home, where he grew up; One is the heart door, the place of success. If you can get rid of the villain in the door, you will awaken the giant in your heart!

39. The eyebrows that grow first are not as long as the beards that grow later; Mr. Wang's ears are not as long as those of the young. Wisdom is not in age, Excellence is not in qualifications, and latecomers often come from behind.

There are thousands of reasons for success, but if the will is weak, all the reasons are useless.

Talk about classic personality

Talk about classic personality

1. Drag with me. Go and buy a coffin first!

I don't hate you, but I hate I love you.

I am not the Mona Lisa, so I won't smile at everyone.

Heaven is the best tourist destination, where you can see the spectacular sight of others going to hell.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

6. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

7. I've been much better since I got mental illness!

8. How many children who are tone-deaf gain confidence from a song?

9. Do you believe that I can't pull you down by slapping you on the wall?

10. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

1 1. Don't take my tolerance for you as your indulgent capital.

12. Without you, I live better than anyone else.

13. Life is like a poker game! Not to catch a good hand, but to play a bad hand.

14. It turns out that I am the maker of tragedy.

15. The customer is God, but the merchant says he believes in Buddhism.

16. At the beginning of life, human nature is good. It is a hero not to do homework.

17. If one day you become a pervert, I will remember that you were innocent.

18. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be a surprise when I open the lid-enjoy another bottle!

19. In karaoke, singing well is boring, singing badly is interesting, and the more out of tune, the more atmosphere there is. There is no progress in singing because I don't want to spoil the atmosphere.

20. The only reason that keeps me alive now is to witness whether 20xx is true.

2 1. One person has a pack of cigarettes a day and a computer | One person has a bottle of wine and a plate of broad beans a night.

22. The so-called love is nothing more than liking, pursuing, liking, being happy, being tired, quarreling, fading, and breaking up soon.

23. Xiangnong milk tea kills more than 700 million people a year. The body is connected. They can circle the earth twice.

24. Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

26. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents.

27. Take the child by the hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, he will faint and continue to drag.

28. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

29. What I hate most is that someone comes to visit you and wants your space. When you return, you have no authority!

30. Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have studied pinyin and seen donkeys, right?

3 1. I carved your name on my body or heart, and I felt nothing but shame.

32. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

33. awesome, cool, you can go home and farm.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

Whenever the charge rings, I quickly hide in the trench, because: I am undercover!

36. My heart is broken and it looks like dumpling stuffing.

37. I am not good at piano, chess, painting and calligraphy, and I am too tired to wash and cook.

38. Flower world, do you want to have true love? Dude, it's time to go home after waking up.

Don't tell me forever, we don't have that concept.

40. Step on your self-esteem to raise others' worth. Are you so fucking cheap?

4 1. Stop managing this 2.0 world with 0.5 thinking!

42. It was very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

43. In love, you will always be a clown.

44. It is not terrible to be lovelorn for 33 days. The terrible thing is that my period hasn't come yet for 34 days, 35 days and 36 days!

45. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

46. Goose, goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

Talking about the Super Classic Personality in 2020

1, do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

2. Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

God decides who is your relative. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends.

Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

5, stupid or not, see if you will be stupid.

6. Women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

7. Happiness can be obtained through study, although it is not our mother tongue.

8. Don't love each other. If you love too much, your love will depreciate.

9. If you want to know a man completely, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.

10, a friend is someone who sees through you and still likes you.

1 1, when we remove stumbling blocks under the frame of others, maybe we are just paving the way for ourselves.

12, when the pain comes, don't always ask: Why me? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

13, if I know a little more than others, it is because I have made a little more mistakes than others.

14, it doesn't matter that not every apology can be exchanged.

15, only people who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

16, the earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

17, the most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery, and the deepest thing is the most true feelings.

18. In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

19, when others start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

20. You will never see the tears in my eyes, because I will cry when you are away.

2 1, time is like a net, where you sow, you reap.

22. If I can see my back, I think I must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead.

23. There is always a gap between ideal and reality. Fortunately, there is still a gap. Otherwise, who wants ideals?

24. It is said that people in their previous lives are deceiving themselves; It is said that people in the next life are lying to others.

25, anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.

26. I often tell myself not to hang myself from a tree. I got lost in the forest.

27. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

29. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the smile with tears in your eyes.

Greetings don't have to be serious, but they must be sincere and touching.

3 1, the biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

32. People are not as beautiful as living.

33. Some things, knowing that they are wrong, must be adhered to because they are unwilling; Some people, knowing their love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that there is no road, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

34. Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

35. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

36. The real bad guys are not terrible, but the fake good people are terrible.

Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

38. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things well is not simple.

39. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

40. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

On 2020 Classic Super-drag Personality

1, man dumped, money problem, woman dumped, looks problem, Lao tze dumped, you're out of your fucking mind.

You said that if I remember you in the next life, we would die together.

I am not what I used to be. Please don't judge me by my past.

4, don't say anything, if you love me, I will go with you strongly!

Nothing is eternal, and nothing is long-lasting. Make an excuse, anyone can go first.

6. Leave if you don't love her, torture yourself and bind others.

7. If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, I will be your mermaid and never cheat.

8, life has been so difficult, some things are not exposed!

9. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people!

10, the person who tripped me, I told him never to get up, and the person who helped me, I told him never to fall.

1 1, all I know is to give my feelings blindly, but not everyone needs them.

Sometimes these things are like rape. Since you can't resist, enjoy it.

13, miss, this person is mine. Please take care of your thigh and stop!

14, the world is very big, a bed is very small, and there are two people in the bed. It used to be very good and can't be old.

15, Nima, the man who bullied me, I want him to have a good end.

16, when you say you want to forget someone, you are destined to remember that person for life.

17, the strong are not without tears, but can continue to run forward with tears.

18, don't compare me with anyone, I am not anyone's shadow, let alone anyone's substitute.

19, I will not rest until I die. Besides my enemies, there is cheap love.

20. The whole world has betrayed you, and I will be by your side. If there is a hell, let's go crazy together.

2 1, a heart for an empty city, to protect themselves from harm.

22. What you say is not necessarily the most true. Only what is in your heart is the truest.

23, I can't let you go, I let you down fart.

24. A woman must have an overwhelming temperament even if she doesn't have an attractive face.

25. The moment I bow to you, the day you kneel to me.

26. I am not a fragile person. I don't need protection. I can be fine alone.

27. I am not a generous person, and I never want to share my people with others.

28. Some people say that what two people care about each other is called love. Call it a bitch if you think about it yourself.

29. Even if we have nothing now, there is still a future.

Don't let me see what I shouldn't. When you hear what you shouldn't hear, you will think of what you shouldn't think of.

3 1, in a blink of an eye, the oath became a lie, and our love ended here.

32. I wish someone would tell me that you don't have to change yourself, I'm just used to you.

I swear, one day, I will stand in front of you and show off how happy I am.

34. Dumping someone needs no reason, just as loving someone needs no reason.

The most ridiculous thing is that I know the truth and you are still lying there.

36. The story of the wolf tells us that we have been cheated twice, and we must believe him the third time.

37. Some people look like people and dogs. What they do is a shame.

If one day I walk into your heart, I will cry, too, because there is no me there.

39. In the cursed world, someone is cursing, and what the cursed person says is a curse.

40. When I meet someone who has a secret crush in the future, I will think, forget it, just be friends, it's really good.