Funny QQ comes from a cherished love confession. Tell me a phrase.

The so-called love is a wasteful expression after love.

Feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

I used to feel that the future was boundless, but now I always feel that the future is not bright.

I swear I'll chop my hands if I surf the internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

In my heart, you are as sacred as the sun. As long as I touch you gently, I will be burned to black charcoal in an instant.

It's not that I despise you, but that I don't care about you at all.

My dream is to have many delicious foods.

God, give me a bowl of white rice and a plate of hot and sour potato shreds.

Without studying, Wan Li Road is just a postman.

Let's go Non-mainstream classic funny personality signature _ suddenly come back to find me out of the palace for a blind date.

You are not ugly, but ugly!

My mother says my wife is virtuous. I think she is too idle to do anything!

She has been laughing and listening to my jokes. I'm always so stupid in her heart.

When the class is noisy, the teacher always shouts at us, "Don't you understand?" Actually, we are disobedient.

Even if you are taken away, I will replace another flower with another.

There were only graves in the world, and when there were many dead people, there were chaotic graves. . . . . .

Don't be afraid to lose, what you can lose is not yours after all.

My mother in the country said that a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. I said that few people in the city know each other right.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!

We are all grown up, but Xiao Ming on math problems has always been so big.

I heard that you have lost weight recently and have broken up with you, which is even stronger.

I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me.

Although I can't save the whole life, I can bring disaster to all beings.

I'm not a saint who can't please everyone//and I'm not a banknote that can't please everyone.

I tell you, as long as the Russian small universe erupts, Jesus can't be reborn.

Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

Let me say: I like your appearance! Tell me if you can: I like you.

We are all grown up, but Xiao Ming on math problems has always been so big.

Your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

The problem of human body structure is very profound, so let's go home and study it.

When the school expelled me, I could only use the last sentence of Grey Wolf: I will definitely come back.

Suddenly I turned around and there was a dog watching me behind me.

Boss, weigh two pounds of love and take it home to feed the dog.