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The cruelest sentence of scolding mistress

1. Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with this outfit your parents gave you?

2, neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, no three no four, no face, no skin and no heart.

Don't think that just because you have a face of Xifeng, you are fooling around and being a servant of Santai Palace.

4, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.

It doesn't matter to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

6. Find the cause of the problem from yourself. Don't blame gravity when you are constipated.

7. When I wait for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

8. By the way, it's more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese-style corsets and open pants.

9. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it.

10, since being a mistress must be shameless, ugliness will get used to it.

12, Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.

13, even if you win. There will be other mistresses to destroy you in the future.

14, look at you, you are born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of your country?

15, men have gold under their knees, and my feet have hair under their knees.