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The script of the three-person funny sketch must be short!

A loveseat and chair.

Actor design: reporter c

Old employee a

New employee b

Reporter: Ladies and gentlemen, hello, I'm a reporter from CCTV. It is said that * * * * * Co., Ltd. will hold a grand celebration today, so I am here to witness the history of this thriving company with excitement and even touching feelings. Everything comes to him who waits, fourteen years of * * is taking off. I will interview two people and two women, but they are really the epitome of a business. They worked miracles with ordinary hands. Please welcome two.

Two people come up.

B: This factory didn't come for nothing, and it can also be on TV. Do you think my image is ok? Do you need another look or something?

A: Come on, you think it's good, simple and generous to have a few male guests to see you if you are the one.

Ok, let's go! Otherwise, the reporter will be anxious! Bye-bye, signal to everyone, ready to play.

The two went to the reporter.

Reporter: Gentlemen, are you ready for the interview?

A: That's enough!

Reporter: (clearing his throat) Fourteen years can change many things. Fourteen years can make an enterprise move from poverty to glory. Many times, we prefer to recall. Remembering is not for remembering, but more for thanking those who have contributed to the factory. Thank you is to inspire us to move forward and create more miracles! Today, please ask an old employee of XX Company to tell us about the past years. At the same time, we also want to invite a new employee to talk about our company's views and our prospects for the future.

Reporter: A How long have you been in the company? Have you ever given your most important things to * * in your life?

A: I am 30 years old and have been in the factory for more than five years. Working in the field before was like looking at flowers in the fog, which was unrealistic. Here I see the reality, gratitude and brothers and sisters. Therefore, I was born for the factory, died for the factory, and fought for the factory all my life. (clenched fist)

The reporter asked the new employee

Reporter: What about you?

B: I came to the factory at the beginning of the year, and I am very satisfied with my salary. When I met Jia Jie, I firmly believed that I would stick to my career to the end.

Reporter: A What did you do when you first came to the company?

A: Let me start by saying that when I first entered the factory, I worked as a technical solution.

I'm still working on technical solutions. (Do the craft action, the action range should be large)

B: Sometimes I do technical solutions, sometimes I do secretarial work, but more often I repeat the story of Jia Jie yesterday. Now I have decided to board this historic passenger ship with a ticket of faith.

Reporter: You two are so humorous. What was your factory like then? What kind of impression did it leave on you?

A: At that time! The factory building is short, the working environment is poor, tired and inefficient, and there is no achievement. It's all memories in the end. The memory of the sad Pacific Ocean is not your own, and your eyes are full of tears. The most important thing is the tears of others.

Reporter: It seems that you really have a deep memory! (to employees) What is your factory like now?

Our factory is taking off. Feel at home in the factory. What is the factory at home like?

Reporter: Is there a factory at home? (interrogative tone)

B: That's right! Refrigerators, air conditioners, washing machines, telephones, computers and televisions, we are short of soldiers, but we * * Industrial Co., Ltd. are soldiers in the water treatment industry, always roaring and never stopping. (Applause yourself)

The reporter applauded again.

Reporter: A How was your treatment at that time?

A: At that time, there were fewer people in the company, fewer activities and less wages!

Reporter: (Q B) What is your current treatment?

B: Create wealth with your own hands and have plenty of food and clothing!

Reporter: It seems that you are very satisfied! It's good to be * * now. Personally, I think that enterprises that can satisfy employees and feel at home are promising enterprises.

A: oh, little C. Actually! You don't know! * * It's really not easy to get here today!

Reporter: Every enterprise is not easy. As a person, you have witnessed the course of * *. Can you tell us something?

A: There are some prominent families. Good evening, everyone!

* * The company is really competitive and has strong industry technology. Even in the face of economic crisis, it can still survive, and then move on, ranking first in the industry.

Reporter: It went smoothly and was well prepared. What about the new employees? They must be fully prepared.

B: Yes.

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I stood and said, this is made by our eldest brother Yang, and I brought him to praise you.

* * Autumn. eulogistic poem

* * scenery, famous for thousands of miles, Wan Li singing, looking at the inside and outside of the Great Wall, passionate, great river north and south, singing loudly, Qi Xin working together, United as one, to be on a par with the environment, successful, especially proud to see the * * family, * * so many charming, attracted countless peers to compete, remember.

Reporter: This * * is really a hidden dragon crouching tiger and a poet. I have to sit up and take notice of you. The sodium company is so good that it must be inseparable from everyone's efforts, right?

A: That is, * * company is so good, the key room is always led, * * company has taken off, thanks to Li, and its performance has reached a new high every year. Other companies rely on it, the production process is strictly controlled, and they all praise it for its hard work!

Reporter: Do you usually talk like this? Make it clear.

B: Anything else? Careful selection and busy procurement are indispensable for safe production, and the administrative logistics is very powerful, so there are few concerns when going out. All family members work hard and * * will have a better tomorrow! Applause—

Reporter: I am so proud of you. Seeing your enthusiasm makes my blood boil all over. I especially want to know about your daily life.

A: Singing, laughing, reading, mastering shuttlecock, basketball and badminton.

Reporter: There are many activities.

Generally speaking, it means "live in the sunshine and work happily"

Oh yeah-"Front, side, back.

Reporter: You are so humorous. I really envy your life. I think you start work with such full enthusiasm every day. Work is a very happy thing for you.

What do you mean very happy? That's quite happy. I want to welcome today wholeheartedly. 、

Reporter: My heart is full of love.

I am the greatest miracle in nature.

Reporter: I have confidence, which is why you are so confident. What do you think the company will develop in the future?

B, A: (Stand up) Become a world-class environmental protection company and build a world-class brand.

Reporter: (Frightened by their neatness, sitting on the ground) You startled me. Very disciplined.

A: School+army+family.

Reporter: Why do I feel that talking to you is 250? Do you think you can realize the company's wishes?

B: persevere until you succeed.

B, A: (Stand up together and make a fist) Perseverance will lead to success.

Reporter: Then-

B: (interrupting him) Are you finished? Today's factory celebration, the dishes are all on the table over there, and you still ask, look at the horse eating a chicken leg, and you can't eat anything for a while.

A: (echo) That is, you see Wang is going to perform on stage. We can't talk to you. Let's meet again next year. Goodbye.

B: Why don't you use it for dinner?

Reporter: This is CCTV reporter Bing Yanyan's report in * * company. I'll see you next year.

B: Eh, let's go. (Pull C off the stage. )