Funny quotes about going to school

1. Don’t mention the start of school to me, it will hurt your feelings.

2. If we don’t go crazy again, we will start school.

3. Those who can hurt me are the ones I love.

4. When you are hurt, I will always be there.

5. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster movie "School".

6. A few nights before school starts. . . Thousands of lights!

7. Don’t say I have changed, please just say you are tired of it.

8. Generally, a few nights before school starts, almost thousands of houses are lit up!

9. I try my best to keep smiling, but tears still fall.

10. The progress of homework can never keep up with the progress of school.

11. God! Give me a handsome man to be my deskmate when school starts.

12. In the eyes of teachers, we are always the worst students!

13. If you don’t come out of the iPartment, we will start school.

14. In school, you can get my people but not my heart.

15. The summer vacation is over, it’s time to get ready for the winter vacation!

16. Unknowingly, we have to embark on the road of no return to the beginning of school again.

17. Girls who want to start school are girls who fall in love early.

18. You don’t have to go to school next semester, the school was bombed by me!

19. On the first day of school, there are always a bunch of people dressed like they are going on a blind date.

20. School is about to start, and my summer homework is still in vain.

21. The beginning of school is a breathing pain, it lives in every corner of my body~~~

22. On September 1st, there will be a painful movie called "The Beginning of School" to be broadcast in my country out.

23. Haha! School finally starts! I can't wait! Ah haha!

24. I can’t study, can’t play happily, can’t sleep well, and eat too much.

25. What is more painful than the person you love not loving you?

26. School is about to start. My waist no longer hurts; my legs no longer hurt; even my heart no longer hurts. Jumped~

27. I haven’t read for a long time, I can’t even read the words, and I can’t even feel the emotion.

28. Toss a coin, go online if it’s heads, go to bed if it’s tails, stand up and go to class.

29. Xia Xia and I fell in love, but Xia Xia’s mother broke up us when school started.

30. If you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles.

31. The electricity bill for each household should be very expensive in the first three days of school! Keep the lights on and catch up on homework!

32. It will be August before you know it. Let me tell you a ghost story: School is about to start!

33. School is about to start. School, you can get my person, but you can’t get my heart!

34. Children who don’t want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partner in school.

35. What kind of ghost story is the beginning of school? Are you scared? Aren’t you going to school as usual?

36. If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

37. When I think about the start of school, I feel the pain of the Wenchuan earthquake and the Zhouqu mudslide!

38. Teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you please not take it away!

39. Whenever school is about to start, I always think about studying hard this semester. I have the same children’s shoes! !

40. It is said that children who do not want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners in school.

41. A man will never reject any woman who feels good, even if he has A woman.

42. School is about to start, and now when I read textbooks, I feel like this, this, this, this, this, this.

43. My wish for the beginning of school: The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine.

44. You have to know that even if heavy rain floods the city, we have to go back to school on time when school starts.

45. Whoever talks to me first at the beginning of school, I will be gay with him. Then you and the teacher should be gay.

46. School has started, and my waist is no longer sore. My legs don’t hurt anymore, my stomach isn’t bloated, and my heart doesn’t even beat...

47. School has started! Friends, we can play together now! Think about how happy we were together before!

48. School has started. I originally wanted to start a school. It is very simple, but how could I have done so many things?

49. Now it is time to start school because there is so much money and no place to spend. Spending money so lavishly in a month will definitely kill you.

50. School starts! Friends, we can play together now! Think about how happy we were together before! ~~~~

51. What everyone must say at the beginning of school is: I must study hard this semester.

52. School is about to start. In the words of Fang Zizhou: Who agreed with you to start school! Do you have proof that we have summer vacation?

53. If you are doing military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard to do your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

54. Adults always say, don’t talk to me about money, because talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don’t talk to me about the start of school. Talking about the start of school will hurt your feelings.

55. Turn off the vacation mode and officially turn on the academic mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function

56. Some people actually said that I wore eye shadow. This is too insulting to my dark circles. School is about to start, don't you catch up on your homework?

57. The beginning of school is a breathing pain. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to cut my hair, to wear school uniforms, and even to see the teacher.

58. Let me tell you a scary thing. I don’t have the guts to write novels. School is about to start, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~ so scary.

59. I am crazy, but I You are really crazy, you are a lady, but that doesn't mean you are clean. Only a woman can understand another woman.

60. School has started. My classmates, although I am no longer in school, I will miss you. Students, you should study hard! Don't forget about me.

61. School has started! We are about to enter a boring and boring life again, alas! But there are some reasons that make me like this place and commemorate her ~ little lazy boy!

62. As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not be activated until the day before school starts.

63. School has started, and school has started again. I hate going to school. Going to school is not of much use to me. I have had enough of going to school and I am tired of going to school. But why not go to school? It’s so annoying

64. From pajamas to school uniforms and school pants, from swiping the screen to reciting texts, from full WiFi to full course schedule, from sleeping in the early morning to getting up at six o’clock, that’s right! School is about to start!

65. Jobs died when iPhone 4s was about to be released, Jackson died when the concert was about to start, Paul died when Fast and Furious 7 was about to come out, and teachers, please take care of yourself when school is about to start.

66. After school starts, I plan to be a quiet girl. In class, I will look up at the blackboard and lower my head to take notes. After class, I will sit quietly and do my homework.

67. Primary school students do not understand friendship and are too naive. High school students have no time to talk about friendships and are too busy with homework. Friendship among college students is too hypocritical. Only the friends you met in junior high school can last a lifetime.

68. Goodbye to the full WiFi, goodbye to the wonderful lazy sleep, hello to the prison-like life, hello to the old witch, hello to the little bitches, hello to the days without WiFi, full of them. Hello homework, hello astronomy test papers, congratulations! We are about to start school. Funny phrases about not wanting to go to school

1. Too ugly and not wanting to go to school.

2. I want to study hard, but the computer seduces me as soon as I get home.

3. There are always thirty days or so when I don’t want to go to school.

4. When I grow up, the only thing that remains unchanged is my heart that I don’t want to go to school.

5. A top student who doesn’t want to do homework or go to school sooner or later.

6. Homework is unkind and unjust, and homework will never leave me.

7. I have spread out my homework on the balcony, you can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.

8. There are two things that will lean on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

9. The most shameless thing in life is homework. I said I didn’t like it, but it still made me do it.

10. When studying, you must be as active as chasing the girl you like. Try chasing 9 girls at once

11. There are always thirty days a month when you don’t want to go to school. ,,

12. Little Sunflower’s mother’s class has started! It’s not good for children to cough all the time. Most of the time, they don’t want to go to school, so just give them a beating

13. Don’t want to go to school, don’t want to go to school, don’t want to go to school, don’t want to We don’t want to go to school~~~~

14. In fact, it’s not that we don’t want to go to school, we just don’t want to see the teacher at school noisy in our ears every day and supervising a lot of our homework every day

15 .Show your heart to the child who doesn’t want to go to school tomorrow.

16. There are too many bitches and I don’t want to go to school.

17. If you don’t want to go to school, follow your sister and blow up the school.

18. It’s not that we don’t want to go to school, we just don’t want to go to class.

19. I don’t want to start school, I don’t want to go to school, I don’t want to, I don’t want, I don’t want to, I don’t want to ----------- I’ll omit countless don’ts here

20. Children cough It's not good to be old. Most of the time he doesn't want to pretend to be in school, so just give him a good beating.

21. It’s not good for children to keep coughing. Most of them are pretending not to want to go to school. Just give them a beating.

22. It’s not that we don’t want to go to school, we just don’t want to go to class.

23. Those who don’t want to go to school are all good kids because they don’t have a partner in school.

24. After graduating from junior high school, it’s really hard to choose between wanting to go to school but not wanting to go to school

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25. The Chrysanthemum Classroom has started! If a child has a cough, he is probably just faking it. If you don’t want to go to school, just give it a beating!

26. There are always seven or eight days a week when you don’t want to go to school

27. It’s not that we don’t want to go to school, we just don’t want to go to class

28. There are always 30 days in a month when you don’t want to go to school. QQ funny talk about your mood about going to school

There are always 360 days in a month when you don’t want to grow up; there are always 30 days in a month when you don’t want to grow up. There are a few days when I don’t want to go to work; there are always 7 days a week when I don’t want to get out of bed; there are always 24 hours a day when I don’t want to move.

Don’t just say you are Chinese when you take a foreign language exam.

Tang Monk rides a magical horse, Wukong flies into the clouds, Bajie loves Xiao Yueyue, and Sha Monk pretends to be Sharp Brother.

Teacher Zhang, the head teacher, entered the classroom and said: I can’t stand it if you call me Chinese Zhang; the new politics teacher Teacher Fan, why do you call her political fan (criminal)

It only took 5 minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 88% of the students in the country. There is another classmate in the dormitory who failed to get up and is restarting. All the dormitories next door have crashed!

Without us students with poor grades, how can we bring out the achievements of good students?

I met a dog on the roadside. I knelt down and asked it: "Will my love fortune be very good in the second half of the year?" It thought about it and said, "Yes!"

< p> When two people have been together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example: If you ignore me, I will ignore you.

Big Big Wolf is like an aunt, who always says before leaving: "I will come back!"

First line: You are the principal, second line: He is the teacher. Hengpi: Two idiots.

The motherland has not yet been unified, and I am not in the mood to study

Others have a family fortune of over 100 million, one billion, or several billion in their twenties, but I only have five million, and it’s still pixels...

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Copying homework without doubting whether the other party did it right or wrong is the basic morality of copying homework. . .

Whether he is a handsome guy or not, you will know if he gets a crew cut. Whether she is a beauty or not, you will know after taking off your makeup

Don’t be angry with your sister, your brother has caller ID

There is a road in the book mountain, first of all, learn the eight treasures of the sea. Porridge.

Male: "Why don't you accept me?" Female: "We are gender incompatible"

Once a woman becomes heartless, she is more destructive than an atomic bomb

What do you think? When a person has desires, that's called liking. If you hold back your desires for someone, that's called love. . .

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten

Ahri: Can I kiss you? Taozi: No! Ahri: What did I just say? Taozi: Can I kiss you? Ahri: Okay, okay!

╯3╰) Teacher, how many points you give me, I will wish you to live as long as you want

You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed human. Friend

The most honest thing you have ever said in your life is that I am beautiful

You were in my heart when you were thin, but then you became fat and you were stuck in there and couldn’t get out.

Not all milk is called Deluxe, and not all people are called pigs.

Don’t be like a trash can, always pretending and pretending.

If you have any difficulties, just tell me, I can’t help you anyway

First line: envy, jealousy and hatred - second line: emptiness, loneliness and coldness - horizontal comment: paralysis that I am single.

When you speak ill of me, can you please stop adding fuel to the fire and thinking it’s just a stir-fry?

If you fall down, stand up and change into a good-looking posture before falling down again.

When I was in a bad mood, I went to the school gate and kicked my bicycle, knocking everyone down.

Class time is like a Nanfu battery, one period is longer than six periods

Nowadays the students are really rude and don’t even talk to me in class

There are always thirty days a month when I don’t want to go to school

If the teacher hadn’t told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago

You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I'm calmer than you because I'm not afraid of your death

Although I believe in eachother, I may not believe you

There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is also low high.

Proficient use of "none of my business" and "none of your business" can save 80% of your life. Fart means very busy

I think one day, when the students are speaking below, the teacher shouts "Get up" from the podium

For many young people who are struggling, major universities Clothing in shopping malls can be divided into three categories: 1. Dislikeable ones. 2. Unaffordable. 3. Those that cannot be worn.

When I find my boyfriend, I will slap him twice. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

Because of your "I'm sorry" I decided to "have nothing to do" with you! About funny things

1. Those who love to play tricks, please stay away from me. We are not in the same group.

2. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

3. Now the seal of the quilt is getting stronger and stronger. Every morning when I wake up, I have to break through the seal. It’s very hard work.

4. Fighting and frustration are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks.

5. The so-called cheating means that you get tired of playing with your own lover and play with someone else's lover.

6. Suddenly I will wonder whether loving you too persistently is out of love or because of unwillingness.

7. Today’s master’s degree is like a grain of rice on the sole of your foot. It feels uncomfortable if you don’t hold it, and you can’t eat it if you hold it.

8. I see you missing you every night, who makes you look so worried?

9. I am a lonely island, and no one is like the tide that cannot reach the shore.

10. The biggest benefit of maturity is: you don’t want things you couldn’t get before.

11. Life is full of tragedy, and only pretending to be calm is the truth.

12. Others vomit truth after drinking, but I only vomit food after drinking.

13. A room and a song made me enter a dreamland and forget my worries.

14. What we breathe is not the air, but the air polluted by you.

15. Thoughts can be dirty, but life must be healthy. Only a strong body can support a dirty soul.

16. If teachers don’t show their skills in the final exam, they really think they are teaching well.

17. When faced with the cold water thrown by others, respond first. Boil it, then pour it back.

18. If I smoke one day, it’s because I miss the smell of you.

19. You are my little apple. Oops, disgusting! I mean, I really want to cut you.

20. Sometimes, what I care about is not what you say, but what you don’t say.

21. How many harmonious families have been destroyed by a report card.

22. Everyone’s life does not require rehearsal, it is a live broadcast every day.

23. If Ultraman doesn’t fight the little monsters, let Transformers save the world.

24. Everyone should be nice to me. After more than ten years of clinical observation, I discovered that the dark circles under my eyes should be birthmarks. I am probably a national treasure!

25. You don’t need to comment on my quality. Different ways don't work together.

26. In the next life, I will be reincarnated as a woman and marry a man like me.

27. Don’t use your life to challenge my driving skills, you can’t afford to get hurt!

28. If it is sunny, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you are no longer here!

29. The training of society has made me see clearly what you are like, what a dog you are.

30. If the person you marry is not me in the future, I will quietly be the old man next door.

31. A smile does not always mean that you are happy. Sometimes, it only means that you are strong.

32. When you want to cry, just roll your eyes hard and let the tears flow back.

33. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost movie.

34. Your heart is my most important luggage. I will take you wherever you are.

35. The sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the river is so green, but you are so black.

36. Keep your head up and stride forward, don’t look back, don’t pay attention to other people’s gossip, live as you feel comfortable.

37. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

38. A nursing home for a woman when she was a child, a supervision center when she grows up, and a refuge after she gets married.

39. Always let go of the hand you hold. Who doesn’t learn to be strong while getting hurt?

40. Some people like to take advantage. When they hear about discounts on painless abortion, they want to have a baby immediately.

41. A person should be crazy once in his life, whether it is for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

42. Dugu is immortal, and the sword is eternal.

43. There are many beauties. Although you cannot drown three thousand, you can take N spoons.

44. Teacher, you are not beautiful, why do you let us stare at you all the time in class?

45. Listen, I have my own attitude, and it’s not your turn to tell me that I failed.

46. Looking at your side face in a daze, you say that I am not worthy of your nostalgia.

47. Why stand in memories and refuse to go out? The sunshine is still waiting for you outside.

48. I can live a good life, but when I turn around, my tears keep falling.

49. A woman’s friend is her bag, and a man’s best friend is his computer.

50. The crowd looked for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, the man didn't move from the same place.

51. It’s so sad to take a vacation and let go of all the knowledge in my sister’s mind.

52. Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told again.

53. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

54. Do you think you are short? Then step on your left foot and your right foot to see if you are taller.

55. A truly awesome man gives his wife happiness and security, and the rest is just pretentiousness.

56. You said you treat women like dogs, but can you treat dogs like women?

57. I was watching the advertisement very well, but suddenly a TV series popped up.

58. Are you like me? You only go to school for a certain girl you like, so you have the motivation to study.

59. Whether you listen to the class or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until the get out of class is over.

60. If you don’t even know how to cheat, how can I trust you to join society?

61. Mistakes are short-term regrets; misses are permanent regrets.

62. I am a cold person, and the coldness exuding from my bones made me suffer from rheumatoid arthritis.

63. My destiny is up to me and not up to Heaven. If Heaven wants to destroy me, I will destroy Heaven.

64. What’s the use of being handsome? If you have the ability, you are an all-around man.

65. If your love is a game, please let it go, don’t miss it, don’t be sad.

66. I will definitely call summer classes in my next life. Let’s see if the teacher dares to ask me to answer questions.

67. You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will find a way to make your mood worse.

68. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world?

69. Who said I am lazy. Let me tell you, I am very diligent about eating.

70. People who don’t know how to be content, please don’t sacrifice your feelings with tears.

71. We met at the wrong time and separated at the right time.

72. Boys, girls, poor scholars, endless life! First love, passionate love, extramarital affair, lingering love!

73. My strength and pride were completely shattered in front of the word breakup!

74. After many years, if you get married, if I don’t, I’ll tell your husband to be careful when he goes out in the future.

75. Recently, I have been very confused. No direction, no motivation, no hope.

76. High profile is the most hypocritical, but low profile is the most awesome way to show off.

77. If you don’t love me, make it clear sooner or later. Don’t delay others and disgust yourself.

78. Instead of dying for someone who doesn’t love you, it’s better to die early now.

79. I am so lazy that I don’t even bother to change the person in my heart.

80. Regarding my parents’ doubts about me falling in love, I only want to say nine words. You overestimate my ability.

81. For women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living a beautiful life is a skill.

82. If you don’t think I am out of tune, I will sing you a unique love song.

83. Love is an elevator, going up and down in the heart and in and out of the body.

84. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the power to make you regret it.