Talking about playing golf

1. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible!

I warn you not to touch my bottom line, or I will change my bottom line again.

Others stay in bed because they have money, so they can sleep as late as they want. I lie in bed because I have no money. I can save a meal. This is a meal.

4. What is the reason why women chase men's sandwich yarn? It is obviously separated by a Sahara desert.

5. Sleeping after 0/2 o'clock at night/kloc-equals to chronic suicide, skipping breakfast equals to chronic suicide, frequent barbecue equals to chronic suicide, cell phone is turned on 24 hours a day, staying indoors for a long time equals to chronic suicide, complaining too much equals to chronic suicide, and lack of exercise equals to chronic suicide. Suddenly I found myself doing nothing all day, so I fucking committed suicide!

It's good of you to leave, otherwise you would have been worried about staying for dinner.

7. What should you do if your girlfriend often doesn't return your messages? I suggest you change me. I'll be back soon.

8. I am very happy. I met a math problem. Through my unremitting efforts and the spirit of seeking knowledge, I finally found the correct answer on the Internet.

9. The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was about to explode.

10. A buddy solved a lot of trouble for a sister-in-law. The sister-in-law told the buddy that she wanted to commit suicide face to face. The elder brothers said to her earnestly: Being beautiful means committing suicide in person. You call it biting the hand that feeds you!

1 1. Maybe you are too cute, maybe I like it too much, but I want to sleep with you anyway.

12. Starbucks is a photo studio with the theme of coffee shop, KFC McDonald's is a public toilet with the theme of fast food restaurant, and the school is a marriage agency with the theme of learning.

13. People who care about you will reply to your message no matter how busy they are. People who don't care about you, the signal in the grave is not very good!

14. The function of eyelashes should be to prevent things from entering your eyes, but when I feel uncomfortable with my eyes, it is mostly because eyelashes have entered your eyes.

15. Forgive those arrogant poor people, after all, they are blind! QQ personality dialogue daquan

16. Just now, I heard two pupils outside the door saying: Soon! Soon! 95%! So I silently turned off wifi. What a happy day!

17. It doesn't necessarily prove that you are beautiful when others chase you, but you are so slutty when you look coquettish!

18. The monitor fell in love with a girl. He calls her name in class every day, and sometimes even inadvertently calls her name when doing homework. Unfortunately, the girl never promised the monitor or even appeared. She has a beautiful name quietly.

19. When quarreling with your boyfriend, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

20. The original English name of ambulance is ambulance, and the Chinese pronunciation is I can't die.

2 1. In the eyes of senior one, the sister of senior two will always be the quiet senior of noble Leng Yan; In the eyes of her peers, she will always be a diaosi who ignores Sabie's image; In the eyes of grade three, she will always be a coquettish mistress.

22. Of the 10,000 little monsters passing by, I only saw you.

23. How dare you eat when you are so fat? Your rival in love is thinner than you, your boyfriend's predecessor is thinner than you, your ex-boyfriend's current position is thinner than you, the person you hate is thinner than you, and catching a woman casually in the street is thinner than you. People have breasts, hips, waist and legs, and you only have meat. I will start hitting myself like this every day.

24. Nongfu Spring is a bit sweet, and men's words are a bit hanging.

25. In fact, Altman in the world is not a hero at all, but those monsters are. How many brothers did they lose in order to destroy Japan? They are the greatest!

26. We devoted our youth to compulsory education, in exchange for papers that parents will never be satisfied with.

27. Dad: How did you do in the final exam? Xiao Ming: This time I got 46 points in Chinese, 54 points in math, and * * got 100. Dad: I did well in this subject. Keep it up, son! I heard the saddest sentence: it's good that you left, otherwise I was always worried that you would leave.

1. The story is not long and it is not difficult to tell. Four words, no love.

I can't run to you and say that I can't bear it. I am sad. Come back and forget it. It's really melodramatic

It's never important to be needed occasionally.

4. I don't go to your space to comment on who you are chatting with, and I don't want to argue with you immediately about who is jealous, and I don't care if your information is addressed to me. I may be really tired. You can go with whoever you want.

Silly boy, if you are too attached to someone, you will eventually be hated.

6. One day, I will let go of my persistence and reluctance, and live a new life without you with a little regret.

7. There are not so many reasons. If a person doesn't like you and doesn't care about you, he will only reply a few words and he will be indifferent. Whether he is busy or not is a lie.

8. When I boil my love into love, I find it difficult.

9. You will never know how breathless I am when I cry for you.

10. Why should I carefully guard the person I love and be taken for myself by others effortlessly?

1 1. I know you won't be the one who returns in the end. It doesn't matter if you can only be a passerby. At least for now, you stopped at my place and I gave you the best.

12. The most uncomfortable thing is not crying in the quilt at night, but the deep sense of loss when I dream of two people and get back together every day.

13. I'm not sad. Nothing, I just don't understand why I shed tears.

14. Night is the spice of loneliness. At this time, no matter what the taste is, it is stronger than the taste during the day. I don't believe you have a sip of wine, and I don't believe you want to be alone.

15. Give a slap and a candy, over and over again. When will you realize that he just doesn't like you that much?

16. Nothing, I'm only sad at night, and everyone laughs during the day.

17. This summer is the same as before, no surprises, no you.

18. Poor people who get hot slowly. Others are tired, and you are just fascinated.

19. I admire my acting skills, but I smiled and said it doesn't matter.

20. After I was disappointed in you, I felt ordinary.

2 1. Too much care is the beginning of loss.

22. Angela once had a bear following her. She always says, have you seen my bear? When Angela has no blood, the bear will be angry and will always protect her. Then Angela became stronger and didn't need a bear. Just like you, she didn't need me.

23. Pushing away the people around you is just grasping an impossible you deeply.

24. He used to call and text you all day long. Good night every day, as if happiness is in front of you through the phone. It's just that the enthusiasm didn't last long, and the phone calls that don't return don't explain, and the text messages that come back late are called busy. Don't care too much about the past and the present. If you love going, you should go.

25. It's a pity that at this age, the feelings are the cleanest and deepest, but there is nothing you can do except loneliness and courage.

26. One day, I will let go of my present persistence and give up, and live a new life without you with some regrets.

27. He never mentioned that I love you, but you always said I would. He is just addicted to ambiguity, but you easily lose your mind.

28. I heard the saddest sentence: it's good that you left, otherwise I was always worried that you would leave.

29. In fact, we are all fine, but we are unfortunate in age.

The subtext of my leaving is: leave me behind.

1. Unloading is always faster than installing, and losing is always faster than getting.

I'm used to using your name to refuse others.

3. Chinese crossing the road means that you can walk with a few people, which has nothing to do with traffic lights.

4. Some things in life are like sneezing. Although I had a hunch, I was always caught off guard.

Life is like super Mary. Before you add mushrooms, a little turtle can kill you.

6. We have scolded the school thousands of times, and others are also uncomfortable!

7. When quarreling with parents, first you feel wronged, then you get angry, then you cry, and then you feel that parents are not easy.

8. There is a lingering feeling called unworthiness and a lingering feeling called meanness.

9. I have a bad temper, my heart is not so big, and I can't take care of everyone's feelings.

10. "Do girls think playing basketball is more handsome than playing badminton?" "Mainly depends on the face. Handsome badminton is handsome, ugly golf is like shoveling shit. "

1 1. You live in the most expensive and tearful position in my heart.

12. "I'm going to (bǒ) (lü) (xià) (lài) soon." "Goodbye (bié) (zǒu)."

13. the first part: eating and drinking are not on your mind. Bottom line: Take a bath, look at your watch and be comfortable for a second. Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain!

14. "What if there is no one to accompany you on Valentine's Day?" "Tomb-Sweeping Day, there are no dead people in your home. Why do you have to do a few? "

15. One day less homework in China, one more forest on earth.

16. You can't cry for pain when you bleed, you can't turn on the light when you are afraid of the dark, you can't contact when you miss it, you can't be tired, you can't miss home when you are weak, and you will eventually grow up.

17. Good students laugh when they answer wrong, and poor students will be scolded when they answer wrong.

18. A seemingly heartless and careless girl just left all the tenderness to the one who is worthy of love.

19. Two people are not suitable, just like a size 37 shoe touching a size 42 foot. Neither shoes nor feet.

20. Be a boy in the next life and marry a girl like me.

202 1 emotional quotations: people who push you away by hand may be more eager to let you stay.

1. If a person remembers your birthday, your likes and dislikes, and takes what you inadvertently said to heart, because you have affected your mood countless times but never let you see his fragile appearance, do things he doesn't like for you, put down his face and so-called principles for you, put everything down for you, reject all ambiguity for you, and become unrecognizable for you, this is the person who really loves you.

2. If the person I like is cold and hot to me, which makes me feel worried, I'm sorry that I will choose to leave without saying goodbye, because I don't have much patience to waste time and taste the feeling of love.

Never threaten a person by leaving. In the end, you will find that you are really not that important.

I hope I am the most special person with you. Precedents can be opened for me, and cases can be broken for me. It's your "never before" and "never after". I hope I'm your calm, irrational and uncontrollable.

People who push you away with their hands may be more eager to let you stay.

6. I lack love, so I especially like clingy people. You will tell me when you eat and sleep, share nice songs with me, take photos when you go out to play, call me from time to time, say sweet words to make me happy, and give me a big hug when I haven't seen you for a long time, which will always make me feel loved and needed.

7. I have paid so much to like you. I thought you would find me good, but I didn't expect others to beat me to it. Now I just hope that you are penniless and ruined, so that you will find that I am good to you.

Regarding the heartbeat, I just want to watch the fire from the other side until it goes out.

9. The most beautiful feelings should be like two trees. Your roots are connected underground, but on the ground, they are two different landscapes. You are closely connected, but you are independent and wonderful.

10, I hope you have a light at night, I am in your dream.

1 1, as long as it's you, it doesn't matter if it's you.

12, many people love her, and there is no shortage of me. I love very few people except her.

13, I put all my bets on you, not to add to your burden, but to let you know that I love you very much.

14, if you can feel that you are loved and cherished enough, you are not afraid of hard work.