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Singles Day is a funny tone phrase-I am considerate and considerate.

Give up the child, you can't catch the wolf, give up the money, you can't catch the aunt.

There are many backgrounds at home, and I only have my back.

The nature of parent-teacher conference is the same as that of mistress, which destroys family harmony.

Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

A word that a woman will never know is a small step and a big step.

I put a sock at the door last night and got up this morning, huh? Who stole my socks!

A word a woman will never know: one small step, one big step towards civilization.

Hehe, hysterical giggle and funny after being made to cry.

If we say "ghost" as "ghost", it will not be terrible.

Now everything is ready except a bus to take me home.

I dreamed of Pig Bajie last night.

I'm considerate and considerate,

I am an onion. Be blown in a thunderstorm; La la la la la la. . .

People like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most …

Little lady ~ ~ ~ smile. Don't laugh! ? I will give you a smile.

The grassland is bigger and there is more dung. There are more green grasses and fewer flowers.

Don't want to move, don't want to talk, so motionless, even if China move, I don't move. . .

Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "it".

I have no time to participate in your past, and I will accompany you to the end in your future.

Don't think you send text messages in class. I don't know. Who would laugh at his crotch?

A report card, how many families are fragmented?

When I was a child, I didn't care about Chinese and math. As long as I gave a question, it was Xiao Ming. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

China Mobile, a robber with a business license.

Haha, Mulan is playing video games. She doesn't know how to hate her country, but she still sings nunchakus across the river. Why say goodbye? She also knows how to shoot meteors.

The same bell, why class is better than class! !

Talk about understanding

Talk about understanding

First, the more considerate you are, the less others care about your grievances and temper. Only when it really hurts do you know how tired your heart is; Only when you really understand, can you understand that letting go is also a kind of beauty. You don't have to see through everything, only simplicity is the happiest. Why pursue what you don't have; Even if you fall countless times, you should get up and run again, and smile bravely. When people are themselves, dignity is in their own hands.

I come from the east, and the sun first rises in my hometown. My eyes are full of affection, with my back to the sun and my face to you. You can't see me clearly, but you always think I am mysterious. One day you will find me very considerate. I hope you will always be naive, I hope you are the bright moon on the roof; I would like to lie in your moonlight and stop all my thoughts; I even want to be born in your land and feel your childish interest; I want to serenade a song, like a river, to decorate your dream home.

Third, in fact, people will still be bored, for a certain state of life that is not suitable and can not be integrated. There will always be some reasons to escape and time to create a little space of your own. Even if I don't have it at all, I still understand. No matter what feelings and responsibilities he should have, no matter what expectations I have for him now and in the future. It's not that I don't understand, I just want to make my child numb and be a sober child from an early age.

Fourth, it seems that I suddenly understand a lot, like growing up in an instant, knowing that life is not easy to understand. Not everyone is considerate and not everyone is living well. In any case, they will eventually move forward, even if no one is holding hands and crawling alone in the dark, they will take a difficult road and climb the dark ladder.

Thank God for giving me an understanding father, who can read my joys and sorrows no matter where I am. No matter what decision I make, my happiness and happiness will be my ultimate goal forever and ever. You and mom are enough.

6. I hate people with low emotional intelligence very much. I don't ask you to be considerate and long-sleeved, but at least think from the standpoint of others. Is it difficult?

You never have to prove to anyone how good you are. You use your generosity and frankness to challenge questions, and you use your own unique way to solve the complexity of public opinion. Perseverance, calmness, domineering, frankness, steadiness, cheerfulness, modesty, free and easy, and understanding are all the reasons why I love you. Guarding, looking up, waiting, surrounding, following, trusting, sharing, expressing and rushing forward are all the ways I love you.

Eight, you are so considerate, you must have met many unreasonable people.

Nine, people are happy not because they have more, but because they care less. Optimism comes from tolerance, from generosity, from understanding, from being at peace with the world. Life is not perfect. I figured it out, put it down and it will be perfect.

Ten, most people don't care about your difficulties, your explanation, they only care about your attitude and results. The water under the bridge is like saying it out loud. So don't give yourself a chance to be upset. Don't expect others to be considerate, those are just excuses and incompetence in the eyes of others.

Eleven, doing is the most practical! I must cherish you. Unwilling to turn again! Your tenderness is like sunshine, and everything that makes me unhappy disappears! Your gentleness and understanding make it difficult for me to leave!

Twelve, other people's wives are gentle, considerate and capable, and suddenly feel ashamed. Well, I hope I can get closer to this goal before I turn 30.

Thirteen, what the fuck was I thinking? I am optimistic. Very considerate. Love the world. Someone loves it.

Fourteen, I feel unhappy when I am sad, and I feel that I am in trouble when I am awake. I am not a god, I am considerate, and I hope others will understand my unhappiness.

15. Sometimes I really feel weak. I thought I had the courage to fight wits, but the reality was just sitting there calmly playing dumb and concentrating. Well, I can't say. I think it's me who can cool the relationship. I also want to say that I am not a saint. I don't want to be considerate and do so much useless work, but I didn't get natural and graceful later.

I've been very busy recently. I admit that I have neglected your feelings recently, and I feel guilty. But how can you be angry with me because of your understanding? For a better life now, for our future.

17. Fate is always fair. When it closes a door for you, it must leave a window for you. The more considerate you are, the less people care about your grievances and temper. The simpler life, the brighter the heart. Sometimes no one understands, it is a deeper understanding, and the wind is longer and quieter.

Eighteen, it is difficult to hit a smiling face with a fist. The better you are to others, the better others will be to you, and the more grateful you will be. Girls will be considerate and men will be dead set on you. Is that why I haven't been able to find someone for years?

Nineteen, Ultron is beautiful! Gentle and lovely, considerate and hardworking little angel! Happy birthday!

Twenty, it is said that being too considerate is not a good thing, and suddenly it really is.

2 1. The students in Grade One and Grade Two went home and told her mother that I was very considerate and insisted on coming even if I caught a cold. I am very happy. Teachers' morality

Twenty-two, I still go to Wenhua almost every day after the holiday! I'm busy now, and I'm going home at this juncture. The considerate leader didn't stop me! Of course, I still have to do my job. Go home and work overtime! I'm afraid I'm too busy to go home in August! Baba didn't trust me to take care of the baby alone, so he decided to accompany us home temporarily and change the high-speed rail into a sleeper!

Twenty-three, in the past, when tigers came home, Zhan Meifeng participated. When she entered the room, she sat down in slippers and drank fragrant tea, frowning, and immediately a soft little hand touched her temple and gently massaged it. I remember Aunt Xian said that men, as another creature, often have more psychological needs than physical needs. You go down to the ground to make him happy, just push hard when you go to bed, and his wallet is yours. Know about clothes.

That night, I looked at her quietly and drank warm coffee? Looking at her understanding, I am sure that she is the girl I want to marry in my life. The goddess is very sweet. She always wears a warm smile, just like Song Like's warmth in Intern, which brings warmth to the world. When I was complaining why my parents didn't come back to accompany me and I was sad, the goddess comforted me warmly. She said that you shouldn't always blame your parents.

25. All encounters in this life are reunions in previous lives. Love is a continuation of past stories. I hate it, but I hate it. No encounter can be prepared, no reunion can be rehearsed. Life is a reasonable accident. People are happy not because they have more, but because they care less. Optimism comes from tolerance, from generosity, from understanding, from being at peace with the world. Life is not perfect. I figured it out, put it down and it will be perfect.

Sometimes, I think girls should not be too strong. Sometimes, I think girls should not play too hard with their boyfriends. Sometimes, it is good to think that girls are considerate.

Twenty-seven, I am afraid that you will wear away my obedience, understanding and consideration. I'm afraid I won't be happy enough I'm afraid that one day, I don't love you anymore. I'm afraid that I love you so much now that I will leave by myself in the end.

28. I met a junior high school classmate I haven't seen for a long time today. I found that time passed quickly, so I got married and had children. We talked about junior high school together. They all say that I have changed, and my personality has changed a lot, which is different from the original. I have become more gentle and virtuous, less arrogant and considerate. I think I know why, but I haven't met that person who wants me to change myself before.

To tell the truth, I think if I fall in love, I will be such a smart and considerate girlfriend. As a senior single dog, I can't understand the feelings of a girl in love. I'll leave this sentence here for my boyfriend who doesn't know where on earth he is fooling around now.

From an early age, we were taught to be polite, to be polite, to speak politely, and to take care of other people's feelings. So we began to learn manners and learn to be considerate. As our superficial efforts became more and more thorough, we became more and more lazy to listen to our inner voice. What do I want? Do I have the courage to stick to what I want? In other words, do I have the courage to ignore other people's feelings and care about others?

If you care too much about other people's ideas, then your life is like underwear, and you have to follow others' farts. And the more considerate you are, the less people care about your grievances and temper.

Actually, I would rather be weak than unreasonable. The more considerate you are, the less people care about your grievances and temper.

33. Your generosity may not win the understanding of others.

I know you have a hard day, and I will make you go to bed without talking for a long time. You have your things to do and I have mine. It will be more pleasant to give both sides time alone. Love is not kidnapping. It's as simple as that. Get along well, make progress and understand each other. When I am considerate, do you care more about me symbolically? Such a simple truth, boys just don't understand, don't understand.

Sad tone phrase: I didn't have knowledge, I wasn't considerate enough, so you left.

1, those young vows are just clouds.

I feel sorry for thinking of you occasionally.

I love you so much that I have offended women from all walks of life.

When I miss you, I want to be a hawthorn, blushing and sad.

I don't want to make do with feelings.

6. I'm weak-willed recently, and trivial things can remind me of you.

7. Forget it, it's a vagrant.

8. I don't know why, but my heart is full of you.

9. I don't know who to confess my sincerity to.

10, I would rather be a sincere person than a real person.

1 1, I am so sad, like Chopin in the rain.

12, I will also be jealous. You say good night to everyone.

13, I have no knowledge, I am not considerate enough, so you left.

14, would you choose money or love?

15, thank you for letting me know that when the world is cold, the winner is king.

16, the more excuses, the more pale.

17, I met you inexplicably, and I met you late.

18, I will shake off all the stars and sleep on you from now on.

19, two trees are not forests, and there is a heart under the field.

20. It is an honor to experience such loneliness all the way.

It is good to be too considerate, but it is you who are wronged.

1. If you are unhappy, you should be sad because of others.

I think the biggest regret of knowing you is that I have the ability to like you, but I have no ability to make you like me!

If you can't walk side by side, pretend to pass by.

On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covered my eyes against the wind and tried not to blink.

In fact, some things are not as complicated as you think. Being cold and hot for you is to treat you as a spare tire and make you feel unloved enough.

6. Does the strangeness of old age and death count as the longest feeling I have given you?

7. Later, you finally became someone else's story, and I was no longer the storyteller.

This city is so big that people can fall in love at first sight everywhere, but they can't meet again.

9. When I am sad, I feel that all the melodramatic words in the world are tailor-made, and every sentence is empathetic.

10. Many things don't last long, and many people just leave suddenly.

1 1. Is it true love? In fact, he has been playing with his mobile phone and doesn't want to find you at all.

12. Love is just a joke. It killed others and hurt itself.

13. I wanted to accompany you to many places, but later it became an unreachable distance.

14. I used to want to keep everyone around, but later I found that I don't have to be forced to play with everyone or new friends. You can't get rid of those who are willing to accompany you when you are most miserable, those who are willing to spend the difficulties with you, those who are willing to throw cold water on you to sober you up, and those who say good things, you don't have to stay at all. Will is more important than anything, and it lasts longer than anything else.

15. Actually, I really want to chat with you, but you don't call me, and I don't want to bother you all the time.

16. I thought I could impress him if I really liked him, but later I only touched myself.

17. If the hair doesn't grow long, it will be cut, and people who can't be together will forget it.

18. If Cinderella's glass shoes really fit, why did they fall off? If the prince really loves her, how can he go to them without remembering her appearance?

19. I hope you are poor. Every night, I think of my kindness.

20. Loving someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a boat at the airport.