A summary of humorous sentences in the circle of friends where lovers are jealous (55)

Humorous sentences in which lovers are jealous of friends (I) 1. I'm not a god. I can't stand it. You love her.

2. Acacia trees that have been flying for many years are mistaken by the west wind for no reason. People are haggard, only for whom, red leaves and flowing water do not follow.

Sometimes, I can understand what anger is.

I never dare to think too much about myself!

Most of my possessiveness comes from my lack of self-confidence. It's not that I won't let you play with people other than me, but that I'm afraid that you will alienate me after meeting someone better and more like me.

6. I am not gentle, I have a bad temper, I get angry easily, I get jealous easily, I get heartbroken easily, I get paranoid easily, I am willful, I don't want to talk when I am angry, I always giggle when I am happy, I will hide my grievances in my heart, I care, I want to be known by you, I like listening to sad songs when I am sad, and I like to share them with people I care about when I am happy.

7. Some people just don't realize how hurtful their words are.

8. Jealousy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.

I used to believe all the lies you gave me.

10. Life is a buffet. If you don't take the initiative to get food, you can't eat anything.

1 1. Is it because I approached you too lightly that her intrusion disturbed your heart?

12. Smiling is a kind of sadness. .

13. I am not as sweet as others, and I am not so strong. I can handle everything. I am stubborn and fragile, jealous, and I will turn over old scores. Can you stand it?

14. You put him under special care and care every day. He set up space access rights and forgot them every day.

15. Sleepy. Uh-oh, whatever.

16. Boys who are jealous are cute and deceptive. His jealousy is unreasonable and ignores people.

17. I stumbled to understand that life is about losing some cherished people and things.

18. Space is the longevity medicine of love. Don't be jealous easily. Everyone will have friends of the opposite sex. Let her know only when you should be jealous.

A humorous remark in a jealous circle of friends (part two) 19. Can you know my mood at this moment?

20. What bad ideas do children have? The child is jealous today and forgot to add jiaozi.

2 1. If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am.

22. What is the completion of love? If marriage is the completion of love, what is divorce? When I begin to love someone, love is complete.

23. I like a person too much to control my emotions.

24. I don't want to steal my lover from others in the future.

25. You withdraw a message and edit it again.

26. You can accept failure, but you can never accept that you have never struggled.

27. Hide in a dark corner and enjoy great loneliness alone.

28. I can also be secular and not suffer from love.

29. When I met you, I pretended to leave quietly.

30. Hugging is really a strange thing. When we get so close, we can't see each other's faces.

3 1. I found for the first time that the scheming in the original TV series was aroused like this-when you start to be jealous, start to care, start to be jealous ... when you start to like someone.

32. I was jealous of jiaozi today, and it's over. But I forgot to pack jiaozi. I can only drink vinegar with tears in my eyes, but in the end I managed to hold back, so

33. Do you know what the sourest feeling is? The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but no right to be jealous.

34. Is there a jiaozi? I'm from the northwest!

35. Jealousy is a person's instinct. Jealous likes you and cares when you are angry.

36. I am not an unreasonable person, but I can't help being jealous, coquetry, angry and cheating in front of you.

Lovers jealous circle of friends (Chapter III) 37. Maybe I am too handsome, so you want to leave.

38. The taste of women being jealous: very sour, but a little sweet. There is no malice for a woman to be jealous, which is a unique expression of love.

39. Please don't tell the little secret between you and someone, ok?

40. I don't like my girlfriend looking at other men. I will be jealous. I am still a more traditional man.

4 1. The sourest thing in the world is not that you are not jealous, but that you are not even qualified to be jealous.

42. The biggest pain in life is that I didn't see the rainbow after the storm and caught a cold.

43. Take the wrong cup and turn it into vinegar.

44. Luo Hong and I share a bed.

45. I am tired, but I don't know where I am tired. I really want to talk, but I can't speak. You have become my psychological wound, and it always seems that there is a dull pain in the dead of night.

46. You can't say why you really love someone. You only know that whenever and wherever you are in a good mood, you want this person to accompany you. True love is that two people can stay together in the most difficult time, that is, there is no requirement that feelings are paid, not just gained.

47. I really want to have such a person to spoil me for life. How can you be so jealous and so worthless?

48. If you really love, you will be jealous. Jealousy does not mean distrust; Pig! Understand? I am naive in front of you, pig!

49. I am very narrow-minded, jealous and jealous. I don't know when I will suddenly go crazy and tie you directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

50. I think I will hide my injury, as you wish.

5 1. I don't want to have too much. I want a cup of Wangzai milk, a strawberry, and give you a hug.

52. Fall down, get up and prepare for the next posture.

53. If one day, I completely disappear in your world, will you remember my existence?

Couples are jealous of each other and send friends to each other.

Couples are jealous and send friends to each other (Article 1) 1. Jealousy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.

Life is a buffet. If you don't take the food, you won't get anything.

I want to be jealous of shredded potatoes. Where are the shredded potatoes?

4. My heart is failing, and I'm going crazy.

I can't cry yet, but I can't hold back my eyes.

6. What does it have to do with me?

7. I don't want to have too much. I want a glass of Wang Zi milk, eat a strawberry and hug you.

8. I am full of affection, but I fell in love with you from cool thin. It seems that this ending was doomed from the beginning?

9. I love you, so I'm fooling around, jealous, dissatisfied, and there are various reasons to prove it.

10. In the face of love accidents, you can only be passive if you are not impulsive.

1 1. Baby, you know. I ate a bowl of powder this morning. I have to say that the boss's vinegar is really good. I put a little, but it's still sour, almost to my heart.

12. I stumbled to understand that life is about losing some cherished people and things.

13. Sorry, I won't love people who often make me jealous, because I know my heart is not here at all.

14. Jealousy is a person's instinct. Jealous likes you and cares when you are angry.

15. I can only say that jealousy is my instinct. If one day I really don't care about you and others, then you and I are really finished.

16. After making trouble without reason, I think we should learn to be strong.

17. I forgot how to be happy, but I still can't forget you.

18. I eat 3%-5% acetic acid.

19. What the fuck am I supposed to answer? It's a cross-era confrontation, and it's at least half a century old vinegar.

20. I was only seriously injured. I just want to protect myself.

Couples are jealous and send each other friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. Do you want to eat jiaozi? I have raw materials!

22. Fool, do you think that I love Liu Xia and always treat you as her? You are as important to me as she is, but I am different from you in one thing. I will be angry to know that she likes bamboo dyeing, but I will be jealous to see you with another man.

23. If I could be by your side at this moment.

24. The wind outside the window glides gently, and the rain outside the window falls slowly.

25. His indifference made me a joke.

26. Fate: Being jealous means liking you, being angry means caring about you, and hurting you means not wanting to lose you!

27. Sometimes, I can understand what anger is.

28. I like a person too much to control my emotions.

29. If you have a girl you like, don't make other girls laugh. One will be jealous and the other will be moved.

30. I found for the first time that the scheming in the original TV series was aroused like this-when you began to be jealous, began to care, began to be jealous ... when you began to like someone.

3 1. I was jealous and deleted all the men who had spoken on the buckle. I smiled. Why didn't I notice that he cared so much about other things?

32. What bad ideas do children have? The child is jealous today and forgot to add jiaozi.

33. Why is there faint sadness on innocent faces?

I don't care how chaotic your world was before you loved me, but I care that I am not the only one when you love me.

35. Say: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

36. Laozi tm euphemistically called jealous.

37. I just love to cry, laugh, make trouble, be willful, angry, jealous, distressed and confused! If you don't love me, please don't come near my world.

38. Because of you, I became sad, jealous and neurotic. That's because I care about you.

39. The most urgent thing is always the most beautiful scenery, and the most painful thing is always the truest feelings.

40. Russia is so distressed, but your love still hurts Russia all over.

Lovers are jealous and send friends to each other (Chapter 3) 4 1. Seeing what he said before, I still feel heartache and jealousy.

42. If you don't like parting, but you always have to face it, then you have no choice, right?

43. Those youthful days were as beautiful as knives, especially bloody when they came late.

44. It's good that someone remembers your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they really care.

45. Some people say that love is a kind of back. When you catch up with him, you will regret it.

46. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but that you are not qualified to be jealous.

47. Why is this happening? Back to the original mood? They are always around you, making me jealous. Hum makes me angry!

48. The most painful thing is to see someone who once said that he would take care of you all his life playing with another girl. You still have to smile without saying a word, just because you are not qualified to be jealous.

49. The insidious class teacher arranged for a pair of deskmate lovers to sit at the same table with the most handsome and beautiful men and women in the class, making them jealous of each other and finally breaking up. ...

50. What are you doing lying down after falling, waiting for someone to step on you?

5 1. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

52. I am a very stingy woman. I will be jealous because of a little thing. That's because I care about you. If one day I'm not jealous, it's me?

53. We cling to sadness and lament the misfortune of life, and suffering becomes a doomed ending.

54. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

Honey, even if you take your time and walk gently, you don't want to say hello to me.

Happy people are all the same, and unhappy people are unhappy in their own way.

57. If you get a little closer, you have to change your outspoken question.

58. You sigh at ta's face and ask if ta is sour.

59. It's not that I don't want to have it, but I'm afraid of losing it after I have it, and I'm even more afraid of losing and missing my life.

60. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.

Summary of Funny Sentences Describing Poverty in Friends Circle (55)

A joke about poverty in a circle of friends-1. Grind bones and moisten intestines.

Please make way, don't stop me from drinking northwest wind.

3. Eat chaff and swallow vegetables every day, wear patched clothes and use a broken computer.

Helpers don't make money, but their bellies are round.

5. The burden is broken and there is no firewood at home.

6. The poor know their sufferings, and the poor see their relatives.

7. If you can't go to the toilet, you won't go, for fear of being hungry faster! silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

I'm still young, so it's okay to have no money now. Anyway, I will have a lot of days without money in the future.

9. Sorry, you have to return your mobile phone to others after answering this question.

10. I'm so hungry, but I feel guilty about eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two cushions!

1 1. I sold my ideal and replaced it with daily necessities.

12. Eat pig food and dog food for cattle and horses.

13. I am short of money recently. I want to call the school and ask them to refund some tuition fees. I can't give them money for nothing!

14. I slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money. Eight thieves searched my house all night, and finally there was only one hundred dollars left.

15. In the future, you will definitely thank your current efforts.

16. Be careful when you pass the lawn, so as not to dirty the soil I want to eat.

17. Women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep, spend money, be unreasonable and not work!

18. I worship money because I am short of money, and I am jealous because I have no money.

Friends circle describes the poor funny sentence 2 19. Dare not go to the toilet, for fear that nutrition can't keep up.

20. I dare not have a dog for fear that it will compete with me for food.

2 1. Starting today, don't call me for activities other than eating in 5 yuan. I have no money, I'm going to eat dirt!

22. These days, what is an Apple mobile phone, what is a brand-name clothing, and luxury cars and luxury houses are all out. What is the best way to show off your wealth now? As long as you stand with your peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

23. Selection and selection. I spent the whole day shopping today, and I was so poor that I had to eat dirt.

24. We agreed to grow old together, so dye a cream!

25. I ate up all the soil in my motherland!

26. Fuck! Why is the northeast wind blowing again today? There is no food again.

27. Empty invalid babies.

28. You can live well with money, and you can live well without money. Poverty can also be happy. The key is to see if you have a happy attitude.

29. Be happy for two hours and eat dirt for a month. I'm going to eat dirt.

30. Looking forward to a good year, a sweatshirt is like a jacket.

3 1. The prison has just come out. We have to find a way to get in.

32. If you can lie at home on weekends, you will get hungry if you exercise too much.

I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

34. Pick up the bubble gum on the floor and chew it. Oh, how sweet!

You can't drink tap water or eat unwashed apples, but you can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.

Every time I see a beggar shaking a bowl at me, I feel that he is showing off his wealth to me.

The funny sentence describing the poor in the circle of friends article 3 37. I want to ask everyone how to live until next week for thirty dollars.

38. When the abacus rang, I burst into tears. Afraid of cold and wind, poor and afraid of debt.

The thief searched my house all night and finally left a hundred dollars.

40. Whoever boldly inserts the most beautiful dream into the frozen soil will get the fragrance of the garden.

4 1. I'm so hungry that I want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry it.

42. The biggest possibility of winning 5 million is in a dream.

43. If you have ten pence around your waist, your clothes will ring.

When I have a son named Shuai, people will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

45. I cried and cried, and I was going to eat dirt again. Double eleven hurts and is happy.

46. There is no light to look at the moon and no clothes to look at the sky.

47. I usually eat Flammulina velutipes because it can be recycled.

48. I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

49. I am not afraid that my boss is a good boy, but I will divide three times five by two.

50. Husband and wife "Daughter-in-law, after I earn money, I will rush into the bank card and tell you the password. You can buy whatever you want." "Well, well," but I don't have much money "is not true.

5 1. Some people seem to be silent, but in fact they are crying for the final reward.

52. All failures are insignificant compared with those of losing self.

53. I haven't had enough breakfast, and I don't know where to find dinner.

54. Try the winning insulator. There is really no money to buy bricks, so we have to eat dirt.

I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, so I didn't eat today.

Classic sentence of sending friends circle before going to bed (55)

First, cowardice imprisons people's souls, hoping to make you feel free. The strong help themselves, and the saints help others.

Second, I said good night to you for the first time ten years ago. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night. Ten years later, I say good night to you, I won't sleep again, but your head is pressing my arm so hard.

Third, if a man doesn't show his childish side in front of you, it means that you haven't entered his heart yet.

Fourth, time will remember your gentle and sincere heart.

Fifth, don't always listen to sad songs, don't always think about the past, don't let the past hold you back, and don't let the future down.

6. Every time I am disappointed, I will do one less thing to love you. Until the end, the note is changed to full name, and I will cancel my special attention. I will not take the initiative to find you online, put away what you sent, delete all your photos, and never look at you secretly again. You will completely lose me.

Seven, meet the person you like, try to love, try to love, don't care. Even if it is black and blue for love, it is too long.

Life is not how many days you live, but how many days you remember.

Nine, like is the joy of love at first sight, love is long-lasting; I like sleeping with you, and I like waking up with you every day.

10. There are so many things I can't say in this world: can you come with me, can you stay, can you not go ... Finally, I choked and said: It doesn't matter, I can go, I'm fine alone.

Be strong when you are alone, be tolerant when you are two, and work hard when you are three.

Twelve, a good life is to spend a lifetime reading the books you should read, doing what you can, visiting the beauty of the world, eating the delicious food of the world and reading the beauty of the world. Instead of looking for someone to do laundry and cook behind closed doors, the children are crying and quarrelling with their mother-in-law, gossiping … Of course, I don't deny that the latter's life is also happy, but can you not always persuade the former to become a person like yourself?

Thirteen, it may take you a long time to understand how much courage it takes for a stubborn person like me to beg you not to leave me, and how much effort it takes to drive you out of my life completely.

Fourteen, we must work hard and earn more money in order to support our favorite stomach, love playing and shopping. If you go alone and come alone, you can live well.

Even if there are too many disappointments in life, I hope you can try to accept them and learn not to embarrass yourself.

Sixteen, in the world, there is no time to squeeze out, only appointments that you don't want to go. Every choice is actually what the heart wants.

17. cherish when you meet, and work hard when you don't meet.

Eighteen, if you can't be together, don't give each other any hopes and hints, this is the greatest responsibility; Separated, not to disturb each other's safe life, this is the last gentleness.

Nineteen, others think you are "indifferent" and think you have "social phobia", but in fact you just don't want to deal with them.

I would rather spend time cultivating my imperfect self than wasting time expecting perfect others.

Twenty-one, do your best, resigned. A clear conscience is not confused by feelings. Take advantage of this situation and be happy about it. Correct when you know your mistake, and turn back when you get lost. Pay attention to people who like you and forget people who don't like you. It's good to live like this.

Twenty-two, I won't mention it. It all comes out of my eyes, but only you don't know it in the world.

Twenty-three, loneliness should be used to enjoy rather than endure.

Twenty-four years old, doing nothing all day but not feeling relaxed. Have you ever felt this way?

Twenty-five, we all fell in love with the school when we were about to graduate, and we all wanted to have a good start at the end.

Twenty-six, at the beginning, I wanted to be a hero, a superman, a very powerful person surrounded by a halo. Later, I just wanted to be an ordinary person, with a cat and a dog, a small house and a lover.

Twenty-seven, girl, if you get together during the Spring Festival holiday, remember not to drink at all or pour a thousand cups.

28. Things that took a long time to understand will eventually be overturned because of an emotional loss of control.

In fact, you know that any kind of feelings that need your best to please will not last long.

Thirty, I think, silence is a sign of growth, and the sign of maturity is how to be silent. I can't say we live like summer flowers, live perfectly and wisely, and die like autumn leaves. At the moment, the most real thing is just a kind of generosity and forgiveness, to myself, to others, and to this world where disappointment and hope coexist.

3 1. I hope I am a person who excites you, not a person who feels good after weighing the pros and cons.

Thirty-two, I only hope that in a few years, we can be together and never part, as Qian Zhongshu said, "From now on, we will only die and never part."

Thirty-three. I've seen too many things and been to many places. I just want to meet someone I can rely on and spend the rest of my life.

People who want to spend their whole lives with you are actually very happy after spending a day with you.

Find someone who can ruin your lipstick, not your mascara.

36. The person who loves you the most always lies. For example, parents say to you: You eat, I'm not hungry. The lover says to you: Never mind, I'm not sad.

Thirty-seven, people who want to see it, go and see it now, feel sorry, and make up for it now. It is a crazy age and there is no need to behave.

In fact, you are not introverted, but you are not good at being cheerful to unfamiliar people.

39. The hardest stage of life is not parting, but making promises for many years, but I am the only one who comes as promised.

Forty, women tend to pay attention to you, care about you and like you because they are moved. So if you don't really like her, don't be nice to her. This is the kindness that a man should have.

He doesn't like you that much. Sometimes you'd rather weave a beautiful lie for yourself, live in your imagination, and abuse yourself sweetly, and finally forget that it's just a delusion in your own delusion, thinking that a lie will come true if you say it a thousand times, but as everyone knows, it's still a lie if you say it a thousand times.

Forty-two, when unhappy, try to talk less and sleep more. Only a warm quilt and a good dream at night can comfort us from too many disappointments every day.

Life is so short, I don't want to have even one second of regret with you.

44. When you want to talk, what you say must be more valuable than silence.

45. Spring blossoms, and I fell in love with you when I met you.

46. It takes a moment to reach out and many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, it is no accident that he will appear in your life. How can we meet if there is no debt?

47. Sometimes, you want to prove it to ten thousand people. Later, you found that you only got one person who understood, and that was enough.

Forty-eight, learning only talks about doing your best, and work only depends on the results. Whether you are experienced or just a novice in the workplace, people will not pay for any of your excuses.

There is nothing wrong with the night of life. The darker the night, the more beautiful the moon and stars.

Fifty, as long as you dare not be timid, why should we miss it?

5 1. I don't miss you very much I just turned your call into a unique ringtone and put it next to me. From time to time, I checked whether it turned off automatically and the signal was good.

Fifty-two, people are lazy for a long time, and a little effort makes them feel desperate.

53. If you can't be together, don't give each other any hopes and hints. This is the greatest responsibility. Separated, not to disturb each other's stable life, this is the last gentleness.

Fifty-four, people with insomnia love hair state, just want to tell a specific person that they haven't slept yet.

55. If you cherish it, you will be sincere; It's worth knowing something.