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Forty funny sentences about abstinence praised by friends circle

The abstinence funny sentences praised by friends circle (I) 1. Qianshan is always in love. How about a drink less?

2. Make up your mind to quit smoking and drinking, and quit me.

As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink.

4. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.

But since the water is still flowing, although we use swords to cut it, it is even worse to drown our sorrows with wine.

6. Men don't give up drinking and live like dogs.

7. If I were a man, I would never give up drinking in my life.

8. Even if there are many things, it is not the stomach of that year.

9. First, students should keep their mouths shut even if their friends enthusiastically advise them to drink.

10. Quit smoking, drinking and betel nut. Starting today, there is no need to try your best.

1 1. If you don't drink at all, your career will last longer.

12. Cherish life, smoke less, drink less and stay up late less.

13. Indulge in debauchery and lose family and country.

14. Alcohol and tobacco are my lovers. Don't quit, self-harm.

15. People's life span is not long. Some things are best done early, but they are meaningless when they are late. Such as abstinence from alcohol, smoking and struggle.

16. Long-term thirst, swallowing like a coke pot; I like sleeping today, and I am furious.

17. Drinking other people's wine is other people's money, and you have to take your own life. The famous epigram of abstinence.

18. No one can stop me. I decided to give up drinking! If anyone sees me drinking again, I'll punish myself for three drinks!

19. There are some things you have to make up your mind to do, so let's start by giving up smoking and drinking.

20. I advise you to drink less and never let an alcoholic fill your stomach.

The abstinence funny sentences praised by friends circle (2)1. You know you can be happy without wine, but it's not as difficult as you think. I was so drunk that I missed the good day of enjoying the moon.

22. As long as the relationship is good, drink as much as you can. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink. In order not to hurt feelings, I drink: in order not to hurt my health, I drink a little. Shallow feelings, even if you drink a big bowl: deep feelings, even if you lick it.

23. Don't waste water by the river or firewood by the mountain.

24. There are three layers of wine in the glass, and the wine is seven points sad, so I gave up drinking.

25. Drink wine today, and drink cold water tomorrow.

26. I quit for a month and a half and feel that I haven't changed. Alcohol doesn't seem to affect my physical condition and normal life.

27. It's hard to forget abstinence.

28. Half a catty of improper wine, a catty helps the wall. So I quit drinking.

29. You may not believe it, but I'm really determined to give up drinking this time.

Looking at the calendar, I haven't drunk for a week. After the first two hangovers, I have made up my mind to give up drinking. I don't want to drink, but I can't dream of death. White water is the longest.

3 1. The light was dim and the west wind was blowing hard, and I walked across the strip feebly. The car is speeding, my heart is timid, I wake up drunk and have a splitting headache. Stop, stop, stop.

32. I should consider not drinking in the future. After all, I lost my basic love for wine because I was not drunk and my stomach was upset.

A man who doesn't smoke or drink is not necessarily a good man, but a man who gives up smoking and drinking for you is a good man.

34. Don't drink when you are young. Being drunk is the ugliest thing.

35. After that, I gave up drinking.

36. Drink today's wine and drink cold water.

37. Drink to death, no one will lift it, so give up drinking!

38. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink.

39. Half a catty of wine is not enough to support the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half. So I quit drinking.

40. Even if Ziyi, Bai Zhi and other stunning beauties promise each other, they will resolutely refuse me to drink.

Classic sentences in the starry sky praised by friends.

Classic starry sky sentences praised by friends circle (I) 1. The shining stars are like eyes, lights, balls, water drops and light.

If the world is not gentle, you can put the stars in your pocket and give them to the world.

3. Fish-bellied white clouds are floating in the east, and several evacuated stars are still blinking in the sky.

The sky is full of stars. They tried their best to fuse bits and pieces of light together. Although they are not as bright as the sun and as clear as the moon, their fantastic light also shines on the earth, turning the earth into a strange world and inducing people's desire to explore.

5. Be a stubborn flower, bloom on the journey of life, and kiss the earth physically and mentally; Soul, look up at the starry sky, regardless of wind and rain, accumulate the power of blooming.

6. The dark blue sky is so charming. There are little stars twinkling in the sky. There are more and more of them, as if dancing on the blue carpet, blinking and talking to me.

7. You are like the night, with silence and stars. Your silence is the silence of the stars, far away and bright. I like yours, as if you disappeared, far away and sad, as if you were dead. At that time, a word and a smile were enough. I'll be happy because it's not true.

8. In the evening, I excitedly ran to the compound. I held my head high and looked at the stars. At this time, it seems to me that there is a vast land. Although the stars are so far away from us, they still shine and show off their beauty. Therefore, I prefer the night sky. They are flashing, how cute they are!

9. We look at the same starry sky, but at different places.

10. Countless nights, I looked up at the starry sky just because I was afraid that you were looking up at the starry sky at the moment.

1 1. Cross the Milky Way and greet the coming sunset.

12. Taibai star appears in the sky, just like a candle held carefully by someone.

13. The little star trembled in the cold air, as if shivering with cold.

14. The starry sky can't tell you how much I miss you. Remember our agreement under the stars?

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16. The stars created the universe and the whole world lit up.

17. There is a crescent moon in the sky. Around it, there are stars, like small eyes, blinking. They winked at the world with dreamy light. The starlight is very weak, so I can distinguish it carefully.

18. There are stars in the cloud, so the cloud will shine.

19. The starry sky you gave me, I also saw it elsewhere later. I hope you lost mine, and I can get it somewhere else in the future.

20. You are like a star on the star screen. Although not all of them shine, they are beside me when they look up.

Staring at the sky, I am full of thoughts: Is there water in the Milky Way? Why don't the stars fall? Why can't you see the stars during the day?

22. How many days and nights, I gave the reminder to the starry sky and let it pour into your heart; I give the cold and warmth to the breeze and let it put on clothes to keep you warm; I give my thoughts to the fleeting time and let it haunt you all the time; I am willing to be a sentient person in this life, give you a love and love you all my life.

23. In the winter night, a few naked stars are pitifully cold and shivering, and you can almost hear the sound of teeth colliding.

24. The twinkling stars are jumping notes on the staff, playing wonderful serenades for people; The dense stars are scattered pieces on a huge chessboard, criss-crossing; Bright stars are countless fireflies, dancing lightly on the dark curtains.

25. Starry nights are always so quiet, and the dark blue night sky is dotted with bright little stars.

26. In the early morning, the snowstorm stopped, but it was still a long time before dawn. A few remnant stars secretly opened their eyes to peep at the snow-white silvery white world.

27. A few stars in the Milky Way look like a white swan spreading its wings and combing its feathers, trying to make itself more beautiful, as if to become the most beautiful star in the whole Milky Way.

28. The stars in the sky are like babies, snuggling in the arms of the moon mother, who caresses the baby, and the baby's face shows a bright smile.

29. We waited for youth, but we missed each other ... but I will always remember that summer, the brightest and loneliest starry sky.

30. I never like looking up at the night sky. Even if there are dazzling stars flashing, I am afraid to see the full moon and think that I am so lonely when I am far away from home. Or afraid to see the waning moon, you will fantasize about how precious and extravagant reunion is. ...

3 1. On the black night curtain, the stars appeared again, flashing like gems and pearls.

32. The starry sky watched by a person is quiet and peaceful, and the starry sky watched with her is beautiful and mysterious, so what will the starry sky watched with you look like?

33. As night falls, the blue sky is dotted with countless little stars, flashing as if inviting people to travel in the vast space.

34. A fireworks show was staged under the starry sky, with a gorgeous appearance and a lonely ending.

35. Will the stars secretly go to see the Milky Way and the sunset when the fireworks fall?

36. A meteor with a magical arc in the blue night sky, like a brocade thread thrown by the Weaver Girl, is fleeting.

Looking up, the stars, with their unique beauty, have given the world the most tranquil scenery. It gives the countryside a different charm and adds a unique flavor to the countryside. Let people under the moon indulge in aesthetic reverie.

38. The stars are shining in the dark blue sky, like countless pairs of eyes.

39. In the boundless starry sky, I am like a vine that does not follow, spreading aimlessly in the starry sky, or singing like a tired oriole in the starry sky, and I can't find a mulberry tree to inhabit. A star began to shine in the starry sky, but I knew that was not where I was going.

Look! A meteor wearing a pale silver wedding dress adds a touch of beauty, joy and warmth to the night sky, and the fleeting meteor leaves people with infinite reverie and endless loneliness.

You are a bit like the moon and twinkling stars in the sky. Unfortunately, I'm not a poet. Otherwise, you will write 10,000 poems to describe your beauty. You are the goddess of ivory carving, generous, dignified, gentle and quiet, which make men admire you deeply.

42. Night enjoys its unique beauty and occupies my heart. The silence of the night is like a mother sitting in a cradle, humming a lullaby. At night, how can I turn myself into a star and enjoy the beauty you bring?

43. The night sky is like a black curtain. The stars came out. They are numerous and dense. Sometimes they stay bright, sometimes they blink. They are like diamonds that adorn the night sky, so many, so bright and so flashing.

44. Little stars are arranged orderly in the sky, just like notes on a staff.

45. Missing is like the stars in the night sky, which is affectionate and overwhelming; Missing is like the shadow behind you, hiding from you; When I miss you very much, I can't sleep and secretly rejoice. My love for you is like a raging river, like the Yellow River flooding out of control, like the setting sun and the brilliant western hills. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

46. Behind the gray, dreams are hidden, and the distant starry sky blurs youth. The meteor I saw disappeared before I reached out. Those wishes, I wonder if they have caught up, can stay in another sky with the meteor.

47. The moon is so bright that it turns the earth into snow blue, and trees, houses and streets are like a layer of mercury.

48. The deep night sky reveals a seemingly absent light, like a calm deep sea. Silver moonlight is accompanied by stars, and there is no warmth in the cold. The drifting wind rushed into the embrace of the night sky with the sadness of moonlight and sank in this silence.

49. Looking up at the starry sky, I am fascinated by its profundity, fantasy and unknown, and its infinite beauty and magic make people firmly believe in exploration and growth.

The starry sky is so beautiful because it is illuminated by the stars. So where there is despair, there is hope, right?

5 1. What a beautiful night, what a beautiful picture, but a desolate heart can't excite beautiful waves. A person in a tall building, looking at the end of the world, I am sad at leisure. The cold light shines alone, and Xiao Yue reflects the heart of the river. Such a beautiful scenery will cause sadness in my heart.

52. I never like looking up at the night sky. Even if there are dazzling stars flashing, I am afraid to see the full moon and think of those who have left home.

I looked at the starry sky and wondered why it was so beautiful. It turns out that it is because there are thousands of stars hanging high in Qian Qian that a wonderful night scene is formed.

54. When the curtain falls, she dances in the Moon Palace. When the sun came out, she went down to help the poor. She is good friends with an old man, and then goes back to the Star Palace to rest.

55. The stars are twinkling, just like a naughty child. He kept flashing eyes full of wisdom and mystery, shining like a bright gem, more like a pearl, emitting dazzling light.

56. Look at the North Pole, there is a shining star, like a bright pearl, dazzling. Isn't that Polaris? There are seven shining stars under Polaris, which make up a spoon. They are probably the famous Polaris!

57. Some people are destined to be stars. Even if they are far away or even die, that light still stays in your starry sky and shines on you.

58. Silent night, deep sky, twinkling stars. The moon is half bent, there is no wind, but I feel a little coolness rushing around. It's late autumn. After an irregular rain came, the temperature began to drop, and suddenly there was a feeling of vicissitudes. After autumn, it is cold winter.

59. The stars in the sky are very eye-catching, some are big, some are small, some are bright and some are dark, and many constellations can be seen. At this time, you can see a very obvious constellation, namely Aquila, because Aquila is as bright as an eagle.

60. I am at this end of the starry sky, and you are at the other end of the starry sky, far apart. Brilliant eternity, endless distance, can't meet again. Late at night, I look up at the starry sky alone and bless you silently.

43 sentences suitable for friends who are praised by seconds.

Sentences suitable for friends circle (Part I) 1. If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself.

If you can eat by your face, you must use chopsticks.

Even though I am notorious, I have never hurt you.

4. Girls should understand that temperament is more important than age, smile is more important than face value, and happiness is more important than love.

Human feelings can be read as a book or as a drama. When there is no fate, gathering and parting are the best respects.

Although there are many people in the world, there is actually only one who can pick you up in the rainy night. You have seen each other's most affectionate faces and gentlest smiles. In the cold world, we are as warm as the lights in the middle of the night, so we can feel at ease when we think about it. -Su Qin

7. True love is not binding, but good feelings can be pulled apart but kept pulling. Pulling apart means that each of us has independent personal dignity and value judgment, and constantly pulling apart means warmth and attachment between us.

8. Sober, independent, restrained, free but not debauched.

9. Love is not counting the days, but making every day meaningful. I once loved someone, and I was inseparable. Now I love someone and keep him in my heart.

10. Politeness is like an air cushion. There may be nothing in it, but it can reduce bumps.

1 1. Time said nothing, but answered all the questions.

12. Don't ask me why I don't fall in love. Why don't you go to Tsinghua, because you don't want to?

13. What makes you sad is not the future, but the uncertainty of everything in the future; What makes you feel at ease is not the future, but everything in the future can still be won.

14. The most painful thing is not the tears of failure, but the regret of not working hard. Don't let tomorrow's you hate yourself now. Time is fair. Every day is an hour for everyone. The only difference is to cherish it.

15. As for feelings, I admit that I can't catch them, but I'd rather break them than give up.

16. Don't envy others' happiness, it may be for you.

17. In a relationship, we should not only rely on each other, but also learn to be independent, at least to prove that we are not living by others.

18. It's already late, or you will die if you don't teach.

19. Let's become people with high emotional intelligence and feel warm and comfortable. Reading improves your character and accumulates your greatness.

Sometimes silence is my protest, but it doesn't mean that I really have nothing to say.

2 1. A person, a beginning, an understanding, an inability to let go, the initial world, the final understanding, how much to cherish, how much to pay, understanding and fantasy, hides a person's story and a heart's love.

A circle of friends sentence suitable for being praised by seconds (part two) 22. Any fool will seduce a girl; But only mature men know how to leave her.

23. Some things are like sunshine between your fingers, warm and perfect, but you can never catch them.

24. Life is like fighting the landlord. Some people, who were in a group just now, suddenly became enemies.

25. Time will not make people forget the past, but will only make people adapt to the tempering of time. Perhaps everyone has to go a long way and experience the sudden prosperity and desolation in countless lives before they become mature and understand the true meaning of life evolution.

26. I like to follow your footsteps and feel your emotions. Be happy for your happiness and sad for your sadness. No matter what the future holds, I hope we can achieve our agreed happiness together.

27. Everyone has a past. The past is worthless. Only the present and the future are real.

28. To be a man, you must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forget your promises, let go of everything, and finally pretend to laugh and cry. Remember, the more we hold back our tears, the more they will become a good medicine for happiness.

29. I fell and cried when I was a child. I hope others will know and support me. When I grew up, I fell down, quietly, afraid that others would know, got up and continued to run.

If you don't take life seriously yourself, don't blame it for being cruel to you.

3 1. It has nothing to do with Qingyun Road and poetry books. Without you, there would be no rivers and lakes.

32. Wealth is actually a relative thing, because people with fewer needs are richer than people with more needs.

When you decide to start, the hardest part is over.

34. In fact, you can be more willful. You can refuse what you don't want to do, and you don't have to be forced to do what you can't do. Compromise will never bring happiness!

35. I am on the road, changing, and the future will be stronger.

A simple relationship is a gift.

37. Between reality and dreams, the constant is trekking, and between gloom and glory, the constant is pioneering.

38. What should happen will happen. All we have to do is move forward and look forward. Life is so simple.

39. Nine points like, one point dignity, I love you or not.

40. Treasure is happiness. There is nothing fixed in the world, and cracks often appear inadvertently. There is a lot of happiness and happiness in this world, so don't always carry the baggage of the past on your back and take it to heart. With an optimistic attitude, think more about happy things and you will find that your heart will naturally relax.

4 1. No matter who you meet, it is no accident that he will appear in your life. He must have taught you something.

42. When you reach the age of necessity, you must throw away four things: meaningless wine games, people who don't love you, look down on your relatives and fake friends!

Send a circle of friends to praise the food copy.

A food copy praised by friends circle is 1 In a foodie world, there is no heat, only delicious food.

2. How many people have said that only when you are full can you lose weight and stand out for me.

Some fools are equivalent to eating food, but eating food is not necessarily a fool. The fundamental difference between the two is that fools can eat well and foodies can eat well.

Those candied haws are red and shining in the sun. I don't know how many children yearn for them.

5. We are all foodies. Best friend, when I get rich. I will take you to eat all the delicious food.

God gave me a stomach to eat, but he didn't give me the status of a local tyrant.

7. The triangular black forest is cost-effective, sweet but not greasy; Talami Sue was put in a small cup. Although the amount is a little less, it tastes better. The green tea cake is fresh and sweet, and the lips and teeth remain fragrant; The floss bread is soft and delicious, and there are more floss.

8. It is said that this is the state when foodies are crazy: they are happy in their mouths and want to be thin in their hearts.

9. I like this sentence: I lose weight, and the less I lose, the fatter I get.

10. fasting, dry food, nothing to find, appetite is awakened!

1 1. The red hump is bought from the jade roast chicken shop, and the fragrant fish is ordered on a crystal tray; Although their unicorn horn food sticks are lazily lifted, exquisite phoenix meat cleavers are rarely used; The eunuch flew away, afraid to raise the dust, and the cook came to the sea, enjoying delicacies.

12. There are two me in the world, one is eating delicious food, and the other is really trying to lose weight.

13. The meaning of the rice cake is a little deeper, as white as silver and gold. I look forward to getting old and making high profits. I sincerely hope that the money will come.

14. At present, food can always be considerate or greedy, and the body odor of China Thought products should be observed before eating.

15. Eat what you like and live a lovely life.

16. You conquer the world, I just want to conquer a person's stomach and heart.

17. Nothing can't be solved by one meal. If so, that's two meals.

18. Don't be too disappointed with life. After all, there are poems, popcorn, movies, you and me in the distance.

19. I took a water bottle and poured boiling water into the teacup. Suddenly, the Longjing tea in the water is like thousands of small fish flying up and down. It's so beautiful.

20. Only by filling one's stomach can one not be empty.

The food copy praised by friends circle is 2 1. Everyone basks in food in a circle of friends. I looked around indifferently, and there was no ups and downs in my heart. I have grown up.

22. In the middle of the night, under the moonlight, beautiful women cook fish heads.

23. For foodies, the only thing you can't eat in this world is loss.

24. Food is waiting for you in the storm.

25. Taste the food, not the menu. Cooking a pot of food is by no means burning money.

26. Who doesn't miss the glory of a cup of tea and a meal?

27. Fresh crucian carp eat silk, and coriander green soup; Shu wine is invincible and river fish is beautiful.

28. I am just a qualified foodie, and I am full of disappointment.

29. Life is full of affection.

30. Food brings happiness and tastes delicious.

3 1. Cooking food is like being a human being. Be authentic and choose the best. Careful cooking will become a delicious dish.

32. Those years without paying are not real life.

33. Food is the medium, and love is the subway to spring.

34. It seems that all cakes are magical. Every time I pass by a cake shop, I will stop to buy some pieces, or sit down and eat a nice cake, a cup of coffee and milk tea. Really can be beautiful all day!

35. My midnight food store

36. Start with the positive energy given by food and pets.

No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

38. I was either eating or eating on the way.

39. Everyone has a bowl of noodles in his heart, and you can secretly guess its taste.

40. Sunshine food is a love of ordinary life.

Food copy praised by friends circle 3 4 1. It snowed silently, and I didn't feel completely empty.

42. Not for drying food. I like the color matching of this tablecloth very much.

43. Frosted vegetables are light and sweet, and spring seedlings are tender. You can do it when you come back, without adding half a baht of salt cheese.

44. It's good to eat, and you forget everything after eating.

45. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating food, it is wrong, and there is sleep!

46. The highest level of eating goods is to find food.

47. Eating food is either on the way or on the way.

48. If the taste lasts, the memory will last forever.

49. Watermelon is not only delicious, but also delicious. Remove the green skin and leave the white part. Cut it into pieces and fry it. It is really a delicious side dish.

50. Stinky tofu is "hospitable". She always fills the air around her with a strong fragrance, which makes people look for it first and write it first.

5 1. Don't let life exhaust your patience and yearning. You also have poetry and barbecue in the distance, fat sheep hot pot and mala Tang.

52. Scorpions wield double knives left and right, and the golden plate hangs high in the snow. Xuzhou's bald tail is not remembered, and Hanyin's head is far away. The fat beauty of Spanish mackerel is the first, which is full of fun and dull.

53. Hot pot barbecue beer is not very expensive, but it is good for the stomach.

54. I really admire those who forget to eat when they can do things. From a man who forgets things when he eats.

55. That happy little thing is called breakfast.

56. Who said that the instant noodle partner is ham sausage? I think it's the TV.

57. In the circle of friends, some bask in objects, some bask in babies, some bask in beautiful scenery and some bask in delicious food, all of which are full of happiness. I can only bask in the sun, but I am also very happy!

58. As long as I eat fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

You should know that I love you more than others.

60. Eating is a pleasure, and taste is a taste.