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Chatting and drinking in WeChat circle of friends

1, drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a mood of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.

2. If she wants to eat fish, you must help her pick the fishbone; If she wants to drink, don't let her get drunk

I want to drink, because I won't think of you when I'm drunk. But you dare not get drunk because you talk a lot.

4, deep feelings are boring, and feelings are shallow.

5, streamer is easy to throw people, red cherry, green banana.

6, a person drinking, a person pacing, a person facing the cruelty of the world.

7. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb with the help of the paralyzing effect of alcohol.

8, wine is just a cup after cup, but the heart is not drunk and drunk again.

9, wine is a good meal, the more you drink, the younger you are; Wine is Yangtze River water, the more you drink, the more beautiful it is. Wine is dichlorvos. You are not drunk, and I am not drunk. Who will sleep on such a wide road?

10, I sang. The moon encourages me and I dance. My shadow is rolling in the back.