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Learn this, and your life will be more exciting and happy.

First, learn to understand, because only by understanding others will they be understood.

Second, learn to be patient, because things have become a reality and you can't change them.

Third, learn to be tolerant, because no one in life can be without fault and no one is perfect.

Fourth, learn to be silent, because silence is golden.

Fifth, learn to say no, because don't force what you can't do, just do what you can.

Sixth, learn to observe, because the world is full of wonders, and only by observing its changes can we distinguish right from wrong.

Learn to forget, because only by forgetting what has been lost can we base ourselves on the present and look forward to the future.

Learn to give up because some things can only be appreciated from a distance. If it is not yours, don't pursue it. Giving up is the best choice.

Learn to adapt, because you must survive under any conditions.

Learn to cherish, because what you get now is the best.

Learn to pay, because only pay can be rewarded, although pay and reward are not proportional.

Twelve, learn to exercise restraint, because impulsiveness often pays off.

Thirteen, learn to think, so as to find their own shortcomings.

Learn to try, because only in this way can we appreciate the bitterness and joy of life.

Learn to change, because you can't change others, only yourself.

Learn to be stupid, because life is hard to be confused.

Learn to be happy, because only by spending every day happily can you live a wonderful life.

Learn to be content, because only in this way can you feel how beautiful life is now.

Learn to bear, because there will always be some sudden and unexpected things in life, so there is no choice but to bear silently and face bravely.

Learn to listen, because listening to others is a respect for others, a relief and a comfort.

Twenty-one, learn to know not to say, because if you say too much, you will lose.

Learn to extricate yourself, because only in this way can we surpass ourselves.

Twenty-three, learn to advance despite difficulties, because this can hone your will. I will see things in two, because everything is not based on my own purpose.

Learn where to fall, get up from there, and climb out strongly, because people thrive from ups and downs.

Learn to calm down and think, because only in this way can you wake up and understand.

26. Learn to cherish life from pain, because life only comes once. Why wait until you leave this world to feel that life is too short? !

Learn to look at the world with your heart, because only in this way can you see the true colors of people.

Learn to pick it up and put it down, because only in this way will we start a new starting point.

Learn to transfer emotions, because only in this way will you struggle out of sadness and make yourself happy.

Learn to look forward, because life is too fast to turn back.

Learn to persist, because only in this way can we overcome many difficulties in life.

Learn to desire, because only in this way can we create the source of motivation.

Learn to be happy, because this is the result of my efforts.

Learn to struggle, because it is my partner in beautiful life.

Learn to love, because love can give me strength, and only love can get real happiness.

Learn to be grateful, because gratitude can bring harmony and happiness, and don't let yourself have regrets.

Thirty-seven, walking at the foot of the road of life, the heart of life flows, wind, frost, rain and snow, standing proudly in first frost, savoring and understanding life. So, learn these things and your life will be happier!

Humor makes couples' lives more exciting.

1, the husband peeled pears and asked his wife if she wanted to eat. The wife said: Take a bite. Husband asked: big mouth or small mouth?

The wife said: according to my mouth shape.

The husband glanced at his wife and handed over the whole pear. . .

2, pregnant with a second child, the baby is moving very hard in the stomach.

At night, the baby punched and kicked in his stomach again. I can't sleep, so I can't help but ask in a low voice: What is this child doing in there? Never stopped.

Husband came to a sentence: living in a second-hand house, busy decorating!

There was a strange call from my husband's mobile phone, and my wife grabbed it and answered it. I only heard a delicate female voice say, why didn't you come to me for so long? . .

In a rage, the wife threw her mobile phone to her husband and made a scene.

In order to calm his wife's anger, her husband had to accompany her shopping and buy the bag she always wanted.

When I got home, I saw my wife's phone ringing. I picked it up and only heard a woman inside say, did you get the bag?

4. It's my wife's birthday, but I have been very busy at work and have no time to buy gifts.

The wife couldn't wait and said, I know you are busy. Tell you what, give me the money and I'll run errands for you tomorrow.

I am embarrassed to say: how can such a thing bother you?

The wife said: don't bother, tomorrow is a disaster, I have to help you do this well.

Helpless, I gave my wife 500 yuan. The wife counted it and said, this is the money for going up the mountain. What about the money for going to the fire?

5. After five months of pregnancy, my husband touched my stomach and said that children are the best gift from God.

Me: What about me?

Husband: You are the courier who gives gifts.

It seems that he doesn't want to sleep in bed tonight. Let him sleep on the sofa.

Let yourself live more wonderfully. Tell me about it.

1. The past is terrible! Only by making your life more exciting can you live up to the rest of your life!

2. Only you can rely on yourself, only you keep trying to make yourself live better and better, come on! Give it to yourself!

I want to talk about a love slowly. The rest of my life is long. You have to be better. You should be better. You deserve the efforts of a better person. The rest of my life is very short You should try to make yourself better and live a more wonderful life.

Starting today, I will be the person I like, do what I like, love my closest person, smile happily, and make my life easier and the rest of my life more exciting. The rest of your life is too short, learn to let go!

The biggest sorrow in life is meeting the right person at the wrong time. Cheer up, Lou, and try to make yourself better. Don't let such a tragedy happen again and live a more wonderful life than before.

6. This is growth, but it is also for a better life and a more exciting life. Even if it brings some sadness, it's just a laugh.

7. People are determined by themselves. Life is also a play, and only oneself is the protagonist. Only when you have your own glory can you live a more wonderful life.

8. We will travel together for a lifetime, and we will work hard together for a lifetime to fulfill our dream of the same dream and make our life more exciting.

9. Make yourself more exciting, try to cheer yourself up and work hard in the new year. All sadness and tears will advance with each passing day. There is no retreat, only progress.

10. Life should be purposeful and meaningful. You can't go with the flow, you can't be static, and you can't be complacent. It is interesting to live with hope and goals. Many things are predestined. On this basis, let yourself live more wonderfully and meaningfully.

1 1. It is better to live a more wonderful life than to envy others' lives. God is unfair to you, and it's no use complaining.

12. Life is beautiful, but it depends on how you face it. Every age group has different happiness and troubles, including happiness, sadness and tears. We should grasp every experience of life and make ourselves live more wonderfully.

13. Life is an endless practice. Trying to make your future life more exciting is the most powerful counterattack against yourself.

14. Everyone will meet someone who makes him sad in his life. When he meets someone who really loves and cares about himself, he feels sorry for Qing Zi, and he also hopes that she can start her life without him and live more brilliantly and brilliantly.

15. People have to experience too many things in this life, either right or wrong. We should reflect on ourselves and grow up in right and wrong. Let the past pass and the future come. Make yourself more wonderful and valuable for the rest of your life.

16. If my life could be repeated, I would rearrange my life to make myself more exciting and energetic.

17. Keep punching in for a month, slim yourself down and make yourself more exciting!

18. Everyone is only 20 years old once. The past is the past and will never come back. Every day now is the youngest day in the future. Try to make your life more exciting.

19. Some things are reliable and some are not. You can't rely on what you can, and you can't rely on what you want. Besides, it is better to rely on others than on yourself, so try to make your life more exciting!

20. A person's life will make his life more exciting, so be kind to yourself.

2 1. Tell me to be brave, don't stop all the time, learn to choose, and only by seeing everything clearly and letting go of the pressure can I go further and live more wonderfully.

22. You may not live the life you expect, but you will try to make your life more exciting.

23. Accept every day with a smile, don't care about past memories, move forward bravely, don't waste time on people who don't care about you, and have no obligation to make them happy. Live every day well and try to make your life more exciting!

Although I haven't found something I love enough, I am willing to die for it. But I will try my best! Let yourself live better.

25. People can live in a world with low IQ, but only with high EQ can they live more wonderfully and comfortably.

26. At any time, I have always believed that women, rich or poor, should have their own careers to make themselves valuable, and living a wonderful life is more important than anything else.

27. Life goes on and there is still a way to go. Let yourself live more wonderfully.

28. If I am destined to be lonely, I can only try my best to make my life more exciting and satisfying! If I can meet you again in the future, I hope you can be sincere, live up to each other and finish this life.

Understand this and your life will be complete.

1, people are tired of living because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and solve the plot (for a simple reason)

2. From your own standpoint, not everyone agrees with you; How can you satisfy everyone's appetite from another standpoint? (tolerant of others)

3. People who can simplify complex problems are talents, and those who can complicate simple problems are fools. People are often willing to be stupid.

4. Money can't communicate with God, but it's enough to communicate with people. Men don't want to quarrel with women. He will never know why. (Man's Sorrow)

5. Women appreciate men's talents the most, hate men being too stingy, and fear men's disappointment the most. (Men are afraid of women being angry all the time)

6. A woman is a book, and men are most concerned about copyright issues. If it is a pirated book, he will definitely ask for the lowest discount first. (Love is like a market)

7. Itching is sometimes worse than pain, and hate is often easier than love (paradox of life)

8. Opportunities are equal for everyone. You don't have a chance to shoot, but when the opportunity comes, you can't run out of bullets (that's what business is like).

9. Love is like smallpox. We all go through it once, just like smallpox, only once in a lifetime. You don't have to worry about getting it again.

10, there are many ancient love stories and many contemporary love accidents (different times).

1 1, men like popular women and don't like gossiping women (wonderful discussion on the relationship between men and women).

12, a person who doesn't make mistakes usually won't achieve anything, and a person who doesn't have shortcomings often doesn't have many advantages (Lincoln's experience).

13, businessmen are people who can discuss, and businessmen are people who can give birth to ideas. (alternative explanation)

14. Sexiness gained by wearing few clothes will last as little as clothes (artists talk about sexiness).

15, be careful that there is Watt under your pointer, Newton in your cold eyes and Edison in your ridicule (reminding teachers to teach indiscriminately).

16, sages have seven virtues: first, don't teach people an axe; Second, don't interrupt others; Third, don't rush for success; Fourth, ask targeted questions; Fifth, answer them in a reasonable way; Sixth, end the dialogue; Seventh, based on reality. (Old Jewish proverb).

17, the unit works overtime every day; Never touch housework; Turn off the phone when you go home; Delete mail after reading; Go to bed and snore loudly; Underwear is often worn backwards. Six symptoms of an affair.

18, do something you think you can't do at all (how big your heart is, how far the road is).

19, rest when struggling, and fight when resting; The leader is the secretary, and the secretary is the leader; Study and eat while working, and study and work while eating; Grandpa is a grandson, and grandson is a grandfather. Fashion is upside down.

20. The heart is two rooms, one with pain and the other with happiness. People can't laugh too loudly, or laughter will wake up the pain next door. Avoid extreme joy and sadness.

2 1. A beautiful woman is not necessarily really beautiful. An ugly woman will be mysterious and beautiful if she looks at it for a long time. Beautiful women will become unattractive one day. An unattractive woman is still unattractive. The law of beauty for women.

22. If a man is a car, then love is the accelerator, marriage is the brake, and an affair is repainting (drive fast and pay attention to safety).

23. Smart women will buy enough goods, dress themselves up as goods, and then wait for men to shop. Peaches can be rewarded.

24, a product guarantee 60 days will not expire, is equal to guarantee 60 days will be broken (subtext of modern product specifications).

25. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher. Marriage is good.

26. Unmarried girls like boys who spend money for themselves; Married women like men who lose money for themselves. The difference between a girl and a woman.

27. The Red Chamber is a stone edge, the broken bridge is a snake edge, the serial studio is a fox edge, butterfly lovers are butterfly edges, and the west wing is a white edge. How can life be missed?

28. Life insurance: What you care about is not your death, but the way you die, which is another proof that money grasps the weakness of life. New entries in The Devil's Dictionary.

29, can not say, can not cry, is the most bitter (life).

30. Lie down if you fall (some pessimists).

3 1, the secret of pain is that you have leisure to worry about whether you are happy or not. Asking for trouble

The real question is not whether your spouse is the best candidate, but whether you try to be the best candidate for your spouse (Happy Marriage Bible).

The only advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

34, you can offend busy people, because they don't have time to dispute with you; Never offend idle people, because they have time to deal with you. Never offend idle people.

35, the highest level of eating buffet: help the wall in, help the wall out (a big truth).

36. If you can't change your appearance, you can change your expression (not beautiful, but cute).

37. Men haven't seen lotus flowers for a long time, and they begin to think peony is beautiful.

More important than bathing or sauna is brainwashing. If you don't take a shower, you will stink, and if you don't brainwash, you will be eliminated by the times (we often forget this).

39. Don't trust your memory too much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much (travel with memories instead of living with them).

40. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

4 1, Toad wants to eat swan meat, well done, little thing has ambition (so as to educate the next generation).

42. Being rich is not having more, but wanting less. A new concept of wealth.