Funny things to say about saving money Funny things to say about saving money

1. Don’t eat vegetables when eating, save money and fall in love.

2. If a man loves a woman, he is willing to spend money for her, and if a woman loves a man, she is willing to save money for him.

3. With the goal of "making more money than others and spending money until your hands feel weak" and the purpose of "making money even if you die, saving money even if you die", work hard to make money with all your heart and soul. Try your best to save money, spend money sincerely, and never regret a penny. My dear, your wallet will get fatter and fatter.

4. The teacher really likes to save money. Even when complaining, he would say: "Let your parents call me later!!"

5. Making money is difficult. I married a wife who knows how to save money. She is not afraid of hardship and knows how to live a good life. She has always had a dream in her heart to earn money to buy a house for her children and a car for her husband. She is reluctant to eat and drink, and she is reluctant to buy new clothes and new shoes. So great. Wife.

6. Why should we wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.

7. Hello everyone, I am Yoko! Let me reveal that Brother Wei is not gentle. 14 years ago, in order to celebrate our 100 days of dating, I ate a pack of instant noodles for three days and saved money to buy him a mobile phone. On that day, he smashed the mobile phone in front of me and shouted harshly. He pointed at me and scolded me. I still remember those words: "Gifts are valuable, friendship is priceless. These are all fucking farts, and they are not important to your body! Get out!!". These 100 days are still unforgettable...horrifying.

8. Poor people think about how to save money every day, while rich people think about ways to spend money every day.

9. Running at the beginning of winter, the temperature in Beijing is 3 degrees Celsius. The autumn running clothes have not been delivered yet, and winter has already entered. If it is cold for a few more days, you can put on autumn clothes and run in winter. Today in the Shanghai Marathon, I ran a half-marathon and a half-marathon in Beijing. It was good to save money! I have run 900 kilometers ~ Good morning

10. I don’t know why I love reading novels so much that even if I don’t eat breakfast, I have to save money to buy it - Bingmeng

11. Poop Don't be at home, be at work. If you spend 10 minutes every day pooping, in a year, you will have 40 hours of paid pooping time, which is equivalent to 5 days of annual leave! Plus, save water and money!

12. Skip meals to save money and fall in love

13. Skip meals not for other reasons, save money!

14. Why should we wear briefs? Because it saves money and cloth!

15. Making money is hard and tiring, and making money requires labor; spending money is hard and tiring. Spending money also requires saving money. It is better to grab it quickly. It's good to steal money, it's wonderful to steal money, and you can still go to jail if you steal money. It's better to earn a steady salary. Did you make money today?

16. In fact, it’s my holy mother. No matter what the truth is about the incident in Ningbo, it was the person who did crazy things when he was drunk. He really just wanted to save money. Now the netizens are making sarcastic remarks. It's really... hard to accept, especially after I watched the video. Even if I turned it off after a few seconds, I felt it was too tragic. That scene left such a deep impression on me that I couldn't say anything sarcastic about the deceased. If so, it’s better to keep your morals in mind during the Chinese New Year.

17. I like traveling. I like to leave the city I am tired of and go to a new environment to appreciate, see and listen. Before each trip, I often immerse myself in various articles such as travel guides, fare evasion and so on. , I know that people who travel according to the guide often play too step-by-step, but it is still very realistic to at least save money for your own pocket and use some tricks.

18. Think of ways to work hard to make money, rather than how to save money.

19. I originally wanted to start my own business for a long time, but later I found that drinking is cheaper

20. Do you know that he loves you very much so that you can study hard and endure the illness? I go to work to save money to study for you, you have such a good father

21. The skirt you didn’t buy to save money will be worn when you have money in the future. It is no longer appropriate for your age. You tried your best to learn the song he loved, but he didn't want to listen to it anymore. Everything in this world will expire. Time is not something you can keep fresh by putting it in the refrigerator or cans. It can only be held tightly by you at the moment. Don't hesitate to think about tomorrow, and don't waste it by blindly changing yourself.

22. Cut it with your hands and save money on biscuits.

23. I came to traditional Chinese medicine early in the morning. Today my mother agreed to be hospitalized. While waiting, I listened to the patients... Elderly patients also have the mentality of saving money, but they are unwilling to be hospitalized. An 85-year-old patient A 20-year-old man has serious complications from diabetes, but his children have all been laid off. He said that he would not spend any money on the treatment, and just take some medicine to relieve the discomfort... It is so sad

25. There are so many Valentine’s Days in a year , suddenly discovered that being single saves money

26. Single men, don’t envy others, you save money. . . .

27. I like traveling. I like to leave the city I am tired of and go to a new environment to appreciate, see, and listen. Before each trip, I often immerse myself in looking for guides, travel notes, fare evasion, etc. Among these articles, I know that people who travel according to the guide often play too step-by-step, but it is still very realistic to at least save money for your own pocket and use some tips.

28. What is the best way to save money on Chinese Valentine’s Day? I had a falling out with my girlfriend the day before Chinese Valentine's Day, so I tried to calm her down after Chinese Valentine's Day.

29. What a husband said to his wife (plastic surgery): Don’t save money, do it well, don’t go out until the swelling subsides, the plastic surgery will be so big that I can’t even notice it!

30. Let’s walk home to save money.

31. It is better to send cauliflower than roses on Valentine’s Day. It can be eaten and save money.

32. Save money, save money, go home and celebrate May Day, haha.

34. Boys who play games make people worry-free? Boys who don’t play games still save money.

35. ︶ ㄣ Smoking is good for your health ャ Gambling to train your mind ︵.o Shake your head to get rid of worries, fight 〆 practice your hands and feet ㄣ Robbery and practice long-distance running - ^ Eat without food o Save money and fall in love

< p> 36. The most cost-effective secret love

37. A woman planned to spend 3,800 on a semi-permanent relationship. After going back to discuss it with her husband, he said it was a waste of money. A few days later, he invited friends to dinner and karaoke. She made more than 3,000 yuan and lost another 3,000 yuan playing mahjong. She asked her husband why he didn't take her to play with him, but his husband said: "Look in the mirror and see how you look now. Can I take you out? A woman's sorrow, send To those who have to say: "I'll go back and ask my husband" whatever you do, your husband just wants you to save money

38. Once again, I realize that people cannot save money at critical moments. People nowadays are becoming more and more dishonest. It can be said that I took a ride last night and planned to take my father to the South Railway Station. Someone picked up the order in the middle of the night, and I was finally relieved. When I contacted the driver before setting off this morning, his phone was turned off, and he just said "something happened". I'm very angry. Since I promised others, why can't I contact you in advance to let me know?

39. When I went to work early in the morning, my colleague said, "Look at the new belt my son bought me. !” I said, “Your child is so filial.” “You are so filial, you are asking me to tighten my belt and save money for him to buy a house and get married.

40. He always lives a very depressed life. , my aunt said that those born in the 1970s have lost the ability to enjoy life. They only know how to work and save money, and talk about how hard they are every day, making life miserable for one person and miserable for everyone. If you don’t like it, don’t do it, so why bother living? For decades, I feel compassion every day!

41. Women think about saving money, and queens think about making money. 42. Children who have just started working are always like this, and they are embarrassed to ask their parents.

43. My dad sent my sister to Zhangjiajie for a summer internship, but she was actually off the Internet. It was difficult to buy a train ticket back to Jinhua there, so I came back to save time. I didn't want to transfer my money to Changsha to take the high-speed rail, so I just bought a seatless ticket and paid for it after getting on the train. After 18 hours of sitting on the ground, I was very happy to count the expenses I saved on this trip when I was young. Imprinted habits will never change.

44. Attention everyone: There are many festivals in the old year. To promote environmental protection, don’t send greeting cards. To protect against radiation, don’t make phone calls. To save money, send text messages. Mo Fa, just send me the RMB. Happy Spring Festival in advance.

45. Why should you wear briefs because it saves money and cloth? Excerpt from the article about fueling up in advance to save money when the oil price rises. (40 sentences)

How to save money by filling up in advance when the oil price rises (Part 1)

1. Fortunately, I didn’t wander around because of the increase in oil prices, otherwise I would have been locked up < /p>

2. I just went to refuel the car.

Compared with the price a while ago, it has risen again. This is the price of oil.

3. I was impulsive when I picked up the car. Gas prices are getting higher and higher. 2,000 for gas every month is no longer enough. The parking fee is 600, the car wash is 500, and the insurance is 5,000. With a monthly salary of 3,000, I can no longer afford the car. .

4. Increases in gasoline prices, taxi prices, subway traffic restrictions, and traffic jams force me to make the most important decision in my life - I want to learn to ride a bicycle! ! !

5. The rise in oil prices has made fuel consumption so high that families who are not already wealthy have become even worse.

6. The price of oil is too high and can no longer afford the valuable new energy car owners.

7. If nothing else, at least the oil price exceeded it.

8. The gas tank is out of gas. I really want to ride a battery scooter to work, but the gas price is too expensive! It’s really too much to add.

9. I can afford to buy a car, but if I can’t afford to drive it, it’s better to ride a bicycle.

10. I have to prepare my luggage and set off. Thank you to my family and friends who care about me. Just pray for my safety. Your stories will accompany me on my journey, so I will not be alone. Don't worry.

11. I can’t even drive the car like this. Fill up your tank before the price goes up, and you’ll save a buck!

12. I have always felt that people should travel. When I was young, while I had the temper to be cool and the capital to show off my personality, I left the city that I saw with my eyes open and closed, escaped from the hustle and bustle around me, and found a place to live. Let the quiet and clean place in your heart become as transparent as crystal, and then take some photos that are so beautiful that you want to cry, and leave them to your old self.

13. The price of gas has secretly increased again. I am reluctant to buy a piece of clothing. After filling up a tank of gas for 400 yuan, I will never dare to step on it lightly. Gas is so expensive!

14. My husband was almost exhausted yesterday. It is really unrealistic to travel by car. Gas prices have gone up, but unfortunately the car is out of gas.

15. I lost myself in the words "top up". You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

16. It’s better not to meet each other. The gas price is so expensive. It has already risen to 8.55. The sentence “95 to top up” made me lose myself. Suddenly I felt that the electric one smelled so good.

17. Add one tank of oil and you can buy a bicycle, add three tanks of oil and you can buy a battery car!

18. I can’t stand it. The price of gas is too high. I have no money to refuel. I won’t drive it anymore. Goodbye, my car!

19. I’m going to take a self-driving trip. Don’t let anyone stop me. The world is so big and I want to see it. Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

20. The increase in gasoline prices is expensive, but the public has no choice but to pay for it. Talk about saving money by filling up in advance when the oil price rises (Part 2)

21. Bad news: Oil prices are rising

22. It’s better not to meet each other, the price of oil is so expensive, it has already risen to 8. I'm 40, and I lost myself in a sentence of 95. You don't think I asked you out just for a ride.

23. Travel far enough and you will meet yourself! Alas, gas prices have risen, and unfortunately the car is out of gas.

24. Refueling the car is really painful. It makes me feel like bleeding. It’s really terrible!

25. My two Mercedes-Benzes have been sealed, the keys are locked in the stainless steel cabinet, and the battery car downstairs is fully charged. Battery life is 60kg, maximum speed is 45 yards per hour.

26. If possible, I really want to travel with you all the time. Maybe it's an undeveloped, desolate island, or maybe it's a famous cultural ancient city. We can use the camera to record each other's smiling faces and the scenery that belongs to us along the way. Have breakfast, lunch, and dinner together. Maybe he didn't eat well, but he still wiped the grease stains from the corners of the other person's mouth. It doesn't really matter what the scenery is like. What matters is that you are by my side.

27. My friends in the circle of friends are all traveling beautifully, but I am ranting about the increase in gas prices.

The fuel consumption of 28. must be due to the recent high price of oil. My level has improved.

29. It’s better not to meet each other. The gas price is so expensive. It has already risen to 8.62. A sentence of 95 to top up made me lose myself. You don’t think I asked you out just for a ride? .

30. I dreamed that I was beaten. After I woke up, I looked at Weibo and found that the price of oil had risen again.

31. The oil price has risen to the point where my colleague has started watching horses. He was watching trams the day before yesterday, electric cars yesterday, and horses today. I can’t imagine what he will watch tomorrow.

32. The price of oil is too expensive, and the vehicle and ship tax is too high. I can’t afford to burn the oil or use it...

33. I suddenly made up my mind to lose weight, otherwise how would my dog ??touch me? Well, it can't move me, how can I have money to refuel?

34. I can’t go to distant places for the time being because the gas price is too expensive.

35. In order to protect the environment and purify the air, force yourself to travel green (gas prices are too expensive).

36. Oil prices determine travel. Starting today, study the relationship between sleeping posture and hairstyle at home.

37. I want to travel alone, carry a simple bag on my back, embark on the journey, walk through strange cities one after another, and experience the beautiful natural scenery, gorgeous national customs, and long history and culture . Put aside the hustle and bustle of the world, stay away from the hustle and bustle of the city, find a tranquility, and enjoy the luxury of traveling without asking anyone, and doing whatever you want.

38. Sleeping position determines hairstyle, and gas price determines travel. Start studying the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home today.

39. Two people have been pursuing me recently. Should I agree to buy a house or a gas station?

40. Sure enough, Santa Claus saves the most money. I want to have more dogs. About funny things

1. Those who love to play tricks, please stay away from me. We are not in the same group.

2. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

3. Now the seal of the quilt is getting stronger and stronger. Every morning when I wake up, I have to break through the seal. It’s very hard work.

4. Fighting and frustration are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks.

5. The so-called cheating means that you get tired of playing with your own lover and play with someone else's lover.

6. Suddenly I will wonder whether loving you too persistently is out of love or because of unwillingness.

7. Today’s master’s degree is like a grain of rice on the sole of your foot. It feels uncomfortable if you don’t hold it, and you can’t eat it if you hold it.

8. I see you missing you every night, who makes you look so worried?

9. I am a lonely island, and no one is like the tide that cannot reach the shore.

10. The biggest benefit of maturity is: you don’t want things you couldn’t get before.

11. Life is full of tragedy, and only pretending to be calm is the truth.

12. Others vomit truth after drinking, but I only vomit food after drinking.

13. A room and a song made me enter a dreamland and forget my worries.

14. What we breathe is not the air, but the air polluted by you.

15. Thoughts can be dirty, but life must be healthy. Only a strong body can support a dirty soul.

16. If teachers don’t show their skills in the final exam, they really think they are teaching well.

17. When faced with the cold water thrown by others, respond first. Boil it, then pour it back.

18. If I smoke one day, it’s because I miss the smell of you.

19. You are my little apple. Oops, disgusting! I mean, I really want to cut you.

20. Sometimes, what I care about is not what you say, but what you don’t say.

21. How many harmonious families have been destroyed by a report card.

22. Everyone’s life does not require rehearsal, it is a live broadcast every day.

23. If Ultraman doesn’t fight the little monsters, let Transformers save the world.

24. Everyone should be nice to me. After more than ten years of clinical observation, I discovered that the dark circles under my eyes should be birthmarks. I am probably a national treasure!

25. You don’t need to comment on my quality. Different ways don't work together.

26. In the next life, I will be reincarnated as a woman and marry a man like me.

27. Don’t use your life to challenge my driving skills, you can’t afford to get hurt!

28. If it is sunny, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you are no longer here!

29. The training of society has made me see clearly what you are like, what a dog you are.

30. If the person you marry is not me in the future, I will quietly be the old man next door.

31. A smile does not always mean that you are happy. Sometimes, it only means that you are strong.

32. When you want to cry, just roll your eyes hard and let the tears flow back.

33. For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost movie.

34. Your heart is my most important luggage. I will take you wherever you are.

35. The sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the river is so green, but you are so black.

36. Keep your head up and stride forward, don’t look back, don’t pay attention to other people’s gossip, live as you feel comfortable.

37. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

38. A nursing home for a woman when she was a child, a supervision center when she grows up, and a refuge after she gets married.

39. Always let go of the hand you hold. Who doesn’t learn to be strong while getting hurt?

40. Some people like to take advantage. When they hear about discounts on painless abortion, they want to have a baby immediately.

41. A person should be crazy once in his life, whether it is for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

42. Dugu is immortal, and the sword is eternal.

43. There are many beauties. Although you cannot drown three thousand, you can take N spoons.

44. Teacher, you are not beautiful, why do you let us stare at you all the time in class?

45. Listen, I have my own attitude, and it’s not your turn to tell me that I failed.

46. Looking at your side face in a daze, you say that I am not worthy of your nostalgia.

47. Why stand in memories and refuse to go out? The sunshine is still waiting for you outside.

48. I can live a good life, but when I turn around, my tears keep falling.

49. A woman’s friend is her bag, and a man’s best friend is his computer.

50. The crowd looked for him thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, the man didn't move from the same place.

51. It’s so sad to take a vacation and let go of all the knowledge in my sister’s mind.

52. Meeting strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies have to be told again.

53. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

54. Do you think you are short? Then step on your left foot and your right foot to see if you are taller.

55. A truly awesome man gives his wife happiness and security, and the rest is just pretentiousness.

56. You said you treat women like dogs, but can you treat dogs like women?

57. I was watching the advertisement very well, but suddenly a TV series popped up.

58. Are you like me? You only go to school for a certain girl you like, so you have the motivation to study.

59. Whether you listen to the class or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until the get out of class is over.

60. If you don’t even know how to cheat, how can I trust you to join society?

61. Mistakes are short-term regrets; misses are permanent regrets.

62. I am a cold person, and the coldness exuding from my bones made me suffer from rheumatoid arthritis.

63. My destiny is up to me and not up to Heaven. If Heaven wants to destroy me, I will destroy Heaven.

64. What’s the use of being handsome? If you have the ability, you are an all-around man.

65. If your love is a game, please let it go, don’t miss it, don’t be sad.

66. I will definitely call summer classes in my next life. Let’s see if the teacher dares to ask me to answer questions.

67. You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will find a way to make your mood worse.

68. I am a passerby that you turned around and forgot about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world?

69. Who said I am lazy. Let me tell you, I am very diligent about eating.

70. Those who do not know how to be content, please do not sacrifice your feelings with tears.

71. We met at the wrong time and separated at the right time.

72. Boys, girls, poor scholars, endless life! First love, passionate love, extramarital affairs, lingering love!

73. My strength and pride were completely shattered in front of the word breakup!

74. After many years, if you get married, if I don’t, I’ll tell your husband to be careful when he goes out in the future.

75. Recently, I have been very confused. No direction, no motivation, no hope.

76. High profile is the most hypocritical, but low profile is the most awesome way to show off.

77. If you don’t love me, make it clear sooner or later. Don’t delay others and disgust yourself.

78. Instead of dying for someone who doesn’t love you, it’s better to die early now.

79. I am so lazy that I don’t even bother to change the person in my heart.

80. Regarding my parents’ doubts about me falling in love, I only want to say nine words. You overestimate my ability.

81. For women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living a beautiful life is a skill.

82. If you don’t think I am out of tune, I will sing you a unique love song.

83. Love is an elevator, going up and down in the heart and in and out of the body.

84. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the power to make you regret it. Funny talk about ktv singing Funny talk about singing

1. Games? cell phone? computer? television? bar? ktv? Nothing can compare to having a lively wife.

2. In KTV, everyone will sing an unpopular song that they are best at, and they know it best, and sing it to the person who is not present.

3. Treat you to a KTV meal! Do you know what KTV is? It means K, then T, kick you, and finally make a V sign.

4. There is just a scar in my heart. The blood flowing out from the injury dances with the red color. The music playing in the KTV renders the dark night and the sky without light, just like the thoughts in my heart gradually grow in loneliness. annihilation

5. In KTV, I clapped my hands, not because you sang well, but because I admired your courage.

6. Your love rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can’t swim. Would you choose to dance at a disco or go to a KTV?

7. There is no sound from the microphone. Who wants to listen if my voice is hoarse? I am hiding in the KTV. Who wants to listen if my voice is hoarse.

8. A song, a memory, a fortune. In fact, I like to go to KTV with you, watching you go crazy and listening to you singing

9. It’s like every time The songs you must order when you go to KTV are the same as those you will never listen to in normal times. The people you chat with at every party are nothing if you leave the table.

10. Want to go to KTV or drink? I want to call you while I’m dizzy

11. Early-aging symptoms 11: In the past, you could sing in KTV until dawn, but now you only need to stay up all night It will be tiring for a week. Liwei: This silence makes me feel discouraged

12. The happiest thing in the world is for the family to get together, discuss what to buy, sing KTV together, and make fun of each other

13. My love, give me some time. I take the river and you are the tide. If I win the KTV, you will be my mommy. We can drive the cars in this yard at will, and I don’t know where we can drive them!

14. In ktv. Everyone needs a good brother who can give the microphone to you when you can't sing. When you can't drink anymore, you can give him the cup. Everyone also needs a good sister, someone to hold you when you want to cry, someone to take you home when you are drunk.

15. When I was singing at a KTV with my friends, I met a boss who got a tattoo of a dragon crossing the river. I was so hot that I didn’t dare to take off my clothes for fear that my Nezha would be exposed.

16. Sometimes emotions really need to be vented, even if the demons are dancing in KTV, it doesn’t matter

17. KTV Milk Tea Ice Cream Stadium independent bookstore opens a store

About singing Funny talk

1. I’m waiting for you under Jiuquan. Don’t be afraid. That KTV is called Jiuquanxia. Anyone who comes to have fun will be buried with happiness

2 , I went to sing KTV alone, and after the carnival, I had nothing.

3. It felt like the climax of a ktv singing was suddenly cut to the song; Thunder downloaded to 99% and suddenly ran out of resources; in winter, I even used the soap to take a shower and suddenly ran out of gas. fee.

4. The first time I met you at a buffet or ktv, I couldn’t help but want to stare at you 16.10.14

5. Ask someone a day in advance whether you want to sing at KTV Don't rush to sing the song, and don't sing along, otherwise it will make you look annoyed.

6. Late at night, I lost my voice in KTV. I don’t know whether it was due to singing or drinking. In the middle of the night, I suddenly wanted to call you. After the call was connected, you couldn't hear what I was saying at all. Finally, I took this opportunity to say to you what I had never dared to say to you before. What I obviously wanted to say was that I like you, but what I heard was that I love you. This surprised me, and I had forgotten how many days I had been holding back before this phone call.

7. The most ridiculous thing in the world is to use your parents’ hard-earned money to sing “Father, thank you for your hard work” in KTV!

8. The seemingly quiet girl may be the tallest one in the ktv. It has nothing to do with indulgence, it’s just that the torrent in my heart needs an outlet.

9. I have a friend who said: I would rather marry a home girl who is a foodie, even if she grabs my mobile phone or plays on the computer, it doesn’t matter. I don’t want to marry a woman who spends all day in bars and KTV. .

10. KTV is a magical place. When you close the door, whether you are hysterical or affectionate, everything seems to be natural. The little emotions in my heart will always be resolved and disappeared in the ups and downs of the melody!

11. You can stay in KTV quietly without being disturbed and sing alone until dawn

12. When singing in KTV, those who dominate the microphone all the time do not sing very well. , there is just too much pain to talk about.

13. A person’s KTV, singing loneliness

14. The specific example of pretending to be B is: in the KTV, he said he couldn’t sing, and he couldn’t even ask for a song. If you order, he will sing everything you order.

15. At my funeral, they cried so much that their faces were red, their ears were red, and their veins were exposed, just like when I sang in KTV when I was young, I would love you even if I died.

16. Emotions in the city are easily graffitied by the prosperity. , but we can only hide in the small room of KTV and sing and cry about our memories alone

17. Don’t use your father’s money to sing about father in KTV!